#mori found out that chuuya inherited albatross's bike and wrote the directive immediately

[kaurwreck]

I've been riding motorcycles since I was <1 year old, so I know in my bones that Dazai is not, by Port Mafia mandate, permitted under any circumstances to ride passenger on Chuuya's motorcycle. (Nor does he particularly want to.)

This is because (i) riding for longer than a few hours at a time becomes numbing and painful, especially on sport bikes like Chuuya's; (ii) there is no easier way to experience an agonizing and gory end than in a motorcycle crash, the risk of which is fairly high; and (iii) there is no reality in which Dazai could resist fucking with Chuuya so long as Chuuya is there to fuck with, dramatically escalating the likelihood of (ii).