#mourinho as roma

[copperbadge]

In soccer games, you play two halves of 45 minutes each relatively uninterrupted; there are pauses but they're usually quite brief, so you don't have the stop-start that will stretch a 15-minute quarter into forty minutes of game time. Instead, when the action does stop for an injury or a goal celebration or similar, the referee marks the time and adds it onto the end, so you often finish the 45-minute half and then play five to ten extra minutes to make up for the delays.

At the end of regular play between Roma and Lecce yesterday, Roma was down 1-0 and the commentators, at least in English, were already calling the game and talking about what losing it would mean for Roma going forward (they really really needed to win this game). The referee added five minutes onto regular play for delays.

At one minute past ninety, Roma player Sardar Azmoun made his first goal with the team to tie the game. At four minutes past ninety, Roma player Romelu Lukaku made a goal to win.

Mad lads and their Tired Dad got a whole-ass, very much needed win in five minutes, after the game was realistically over.

(Pictured: Mourinho, the head coach, hugging midfielder Houssem Aouar in triumph as the game was called at 98 minutes.)

[swaggypsyduck]

football text memes pt.3 (manager edition)

pt.2 , pt.4

[ugartecoco]

rom vs emp 17.09.23

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers when theyre scared

requested by anon!!! dude i feel like i owe you a PERSONAL apology for how absurdly late this is,,, i had finals, what can you do. thank you for requesting <3

leo: his eyes widen by half (.5) a millimeter.

ney: jumps ten feet in the air, lets out a high-pitched scream, n adamantly denies it when its brought up later.

luis: immediately punches whoevers next to him. like without even thinking. its his genuine fear response.

luka: at first he covers his face n lets out a quiet lil squeal, then when the adrenaline wears off he starts swearing in croatian.

alisson: poor lad. hes already pretty anxious, so if one of his teammates scare him as a prank he'll be shaken up for a couple hours afterwards.

paulo: hes dragged to some kinda haunted house attraction or something, n every time someone jumpscares him he jus,,, screams back at them. yknow, like a psychopath.

sergio: essentially (and loudly) rattles off every swear that exists, in english and spanish! if its a person that scared him, he will grab em n threaten em in that,,, special way only he knows.

muller: this man. lets out the most ear bleeding, glass shattering, LOUDEST fuckin scream ever recorded in human history, all bc he saw a bug or some shit.

erling: fight or flight kicks in n his ass chooses FLIGHT. books it outta there fast enough to break the sound barrier. may or may not end up knocking a few ppl over in his hurry.

mourinho: oh you gotta be careful with him. hes so genuinely high-strung that a good scare runs the risk of sending him into cardiac arrest (it is for this reason that all horror movies are off the table when the roma players do movie night).

[uniteds]

🫠🫠🫠

[rafole]

Dybala: *scores in the second minute*

Mourinho: “no”

[tangerine-soccer]

New As Roma kit 🔥

Season 23/24

[jessethegoat]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

[millythegoat]

My apology to Simeone, Tuchel and Ten Hag. I've end them in the background.

[copperbadge]

I try not to put too much footie on this tumblr, but it’s matchday for AS Roma and I can’t stop laughing. Traditionally players arrive in suits at the stadium, which means a group of athletic young men in Italian couture...

Followed by their manager, The Tiredest Man In Football, apparently. 

[ID: Four photographs of AS Roma players arriving for matchday; all are dressed in fitted black suits, with well-coiffed hair, some with designer bags. Clockwise from top left they are Pellegrini, Zalewski and Bove, Matic, and El Shaarawy. The fifth image, taken last, shows their coach José Mourinho, one of the most renowned managers in football, in a white Roma branded t-shirt, a wrinkled hoodie, scruffy five o’clock shadow, and uncombed hair.] 

[viejospellejos]

Mourinho lanza la medalla de plata por ser subcampeón a la grada:

[7erran]

as roma with or without mourinho is exactly the same just bring him back so I can be happy

[sainztander]

choose your runner

[rafole]

WE DIDNT PLAY LIKE SHIT TODAY

[herrera2k]

I want to be his controversially young gf

[vodkaparadise]

The Godfather