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[crumbwinner]

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

[sami--onley]

Today I went to get flour from the aid distribution places but many people were killed and I was next to those who were injured and my relative was shot in the neck and I also helped someone escape death and you know that the internet has not been there for about two days so I was not here on Tumblr because the internet was bombed in Gaza and we were cut off from the outside world so I do not want more of you not paying attention to my posts here maybe I will die today or tomorrow and maybe I will not be here anymore so please donate so that we can live and escape death

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[hopepunk-humanity]

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

[technofeudalism]

somehow federal authorities can track down protestors with no criminal background, known to virtually no one, dressed in all black with 98% of their face covered for spray painting a statue based on the fibers of their balaclava and mobilize god and heaven to track down and (falsely) apprehend the (wrongfully alleged) killer of a (scumbag) CEO (rest in piss), but they just can't seem to find a guy who just capped multiple politicians and was known by two Minnesota state governors, traveled around the world as a mercenary and spent a bunch of time preaching about how being gay and trans sucks at a Pentecostal church in the Democratic Republic of Congo. those easy ones can be tricky sometimes i guess.

[berry-s0da]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[massivex]

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[daily-dose-of-dousy]

– daisy and sousa whenever they're on zephyr 3 and have free time

let’s talk about the universe and make out

[drops-of-universe]

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

[gobstoppr]

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[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[mattydemise]

This should be fun.

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it