#mp captian

[theegh0st]

Doodle dump of misplaced heroes!!

[captainsaltypear]

engineer mark in any relatonship would def si mp for them a lot and talk about them endearing way alll the time. Just like how the irl mark is towards amy. Im just going to desc how he is with the invisible crew and the invisible polycule feel free to add more ships u like lmao.

engineer mark x captian? you bet hes praising us all the time in our amazing skills and talks about how we are the best captian ever. Will constanly gush to us towards other people

engineer mark x gunther? talking about how nice his guns skills are (both refuring to his arms and hes actual guns) and how great he is at fixing ads. you bet he asks gunther to slap his ass because he notice how he likes to

mark x celci? talking about how great a women she is. Celci meanwhile is blushing her head off because she expected their relatonship to be a bit more simliar to how it was before they decided to date. but that is impossible with how much mark talks about her like shes some sort of ice goddess. makes her blush constantly

mark x burt? Mark constantly thanks him for making sure the ship dont go boom. And whenever burt has another pop er in reverse idea then mark defends it religously. even if celci says how dumb it is

mark in the invisible polycule? ALL OF THIS AND MORE BABY. You bet hes glad as hell to have all his clearly *amazing* partners. Man is on the moon with how much he loves each of them. Constant love and apperaction for everyone nobody gets left out

This man is just so FULL of love and it NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH EVERYONE THERE'S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND FOLKS. I love these headcannons so much AWWWWWWW

Even Mark x lady would be so full of love. Now imagine an alternate universe where the crystal is finally gone, Mark, the captain and even lady can finally be friends without any wormhole shenanigans getting in the way. Just imagine Mark gushing over Lady's lil elf ears and absolutely LOVING how hyped they get over little earth culture things just makes my heart implode on itself

[crowandtalbot]

most military guys are

as much as it's right to hate THE military, the ensigns, the privates, the low ranks, even some (not enough but some) of the captians the mps, they're not there cause they had a whole lot of options to not be in mortal danger for financial stability and benefits. they're the cool guys, the ones that will definitely question bad orders, with some actual shame left in them

the nation guard need to do some actual fucking deploment though cause the play acting at war whenever daddy gives them toys are war crimes, maybe then they'd get some damn sense knocked into them

[theegh0st]

Are the mentor/mentee relationships still the same (Like Wild and Twilight, but it's Champion and Kit) or do they stay the same (Like Wild and Twilight, but it's Realm and Captain)

I feel like Realm and caption would still have a similar relationship. It's just not putting a title on it really. So yeah, overall the relationships should be relatively the same but there would be a few changes.

[peanutbutterpickletime]

A few months ago I had a “Nightmare” that ended gloriously.

I was in a big black SUV rocketing down a deserted road in the middle of nowhere with the strangest car mates. Driving was Obama, George W. was in the passenger seat, and Clinton was in the very back. I was sitting behind the driver and next to me was a very pissed off Tr*mp....locked in a child’s car seat. Myself and the three Formers were trying to desperately speak sense to this man while he sat and screamed profanities and squealing like an over tired toddler. This went on for a while, the four rationals getting exhausted from trying to reason with this overgrown brat, and his whinings getting more grating.

Then and at one point I had the realization that this man was NEVER going to get it. That his entire reality was shaded by Rose coloured glasses so thick the lenses buried into his brain. So I did something about this shit head. I calmly reached across him, opened his door and then KICKED HIM OUT OF THE SPEEDING SUV, CARSEAT AND ALL! I woke up crying I was laughing so hard just from the audacity of the whole situation and honestly proud of myself for the actions taken. The look on his face was just gold.

In hindsight I think we managed to abduct the Meat head to try and reason with him...but ended up doing what anyone sane should have done years ago. All I can say is thanks Formers for helping me put an end to my mental version of Ex-Captian Fuck Face. 😝

Former Presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton are teaming up for an awareness campaign around the COVID-19 vaccine. The three have each volunteered to receive the vaccine publicly and on camera to promote the safety of the vaccine and show their confidence in science. While speaking with a SiriusXM host, Obama said, ��I promise you that when it’s been made for people who are less at risk, I will be taking it. I may end up taking it on TV or having it filmed, just so that people know that I trust this science, and what I don’t trust is getting COVID.’ Spokespeople for Bush and Clinton have also said the former leaders would gladly receive their vaccines on camera to encourage Americans to get vaccinated when appropriate. So far, no vaccine has been formally approved in the United States, but candidates from Pfizer and Moderna are currently both under review by the FDA after the companies submitted emergency use authorization requests. Federal officials believe that it could take until the middle of 2021 to have the vaccine widely available for all populations.

[sonoftheforce]

"Civie down.."Richards mumbled and Jones who was next to him tried so hard not to laugh. "Skywalker!"Before Anakin could say anything, the 1 sergeant began walking up to the two of them. Anakin immediately stood in attention as the 1st sergeant renolds walked over,"What in the hell is-"He stopped mid way as he saw Bree's arm. He hadn't ever really spoken to post general Kenobi, but he sure knew who it was standing in front of him and one of his soliders had just run into her. Wonderful. Granted this was time for the PT and civilian's should also watch out. However, Skywalker...

"Skywalker, what the hell!?"He asked, his voiced raised,"My mistake first sergeant!"He replied, stiff as a board,"I did not see her as I was calling cadence, first sergeant" Practically glaring at him, Renolds turned to Bree,"Ma'am are you alright?" The rest of the soldiers stood around waiting to hear what they should do. Did protocol ever cover this?"First Sergeant Renolds" The Captian began walking over,"Skywalker, take her to commander general's office."Anakin went completely pale. And that...that was punishment enough. Not a smoking session, not counseling...But taking Bree, to Post general Kenobi, her father... and explain to him that he ran into his daughter during morning PT.

"Yes sir!" The captian looked at the first sergeant, then to the rest of the men"Fall in! Rodriguez, call cadence!" Soon, they were left there at the main gate. The MPs we're chuckling to themselves as they saw. "Come on Bree..."He said and motioned for her to begin walking. This was going to be a long walk...

sonoftheforce:

“Because I grew up wanting to and having a vision of what it would be. Now that I see what it actually is it’s just…"He shrugged,"Sadly, I re-uped when I was a specialist because it was sorta okay. Now it’s gotten worse. Worse leadership. Yada yada."He chuckled slightly with a sad smile. He watched he take money from the pocket for the fries and he furrowed his brows,"Uh no."He grabbed the money and placed it back in her hand,"I got the fries. You go in and have a good rest of the night, Bree. It was good running into a familiar face again"He gave her a half smile as he gave the bar tender his card. He got his card back and stood up from the stool,"Have a good night Bree. Now I need to go find my friend who I came with."With a slight waved he walked off to go fine Jones, while also hating everything because it was already almost 1 in the morning and he had to be up in five hours. Fuck. This.

–

The weekend went by and soon, it was Monday. Dreaded Monday. Laying in bed, he stared up at the cieling as his phones alarm rang loud. Since he ran into Bree he couldn’t stop thinking about her. Though it was short, it was…nice to see her. Getting up, he dressed in his PTs and headed to his battery for morning PT. "I wish I had a profile, Richards…"Anakin said as he stood waiting for the 1st sergeant and the commander to get there to begin PT"Who’s calling cadence again?"He asked and Richards smirked,"You are, sergeant.” Anakin groaned and ran a hand down his face “Dammit!"He cursed and Richards chuckled,"Rock steady?"Richards asked and Anakin only nodded. God he hated Mondays..

He ran on the side, calling cadence as his battery started running a four mile. They were close to the main gate already and luckily at this time, there were no cars or people up. No need to pay all that much attention…right? ” Here we go~!“He called out and they echoed back,"On the-” Move… that’s what he should have done and before he knew it he collided with someone…

And that someone was Bree.“Shit!"He quickly scrambled to get up and his battery had ceased moving, all stopping to see what happened. Oh…he was going to get a smoking session…he could see it now. "Bree. Shit! I am so sorry!”

He had said he was gonna get her fries so she didn’t dwell much on it, waving him goodbye awkwardly before turning around and grabbing her coat before heading to her parents’ house. It wasn’t that late–okay, fine, it was late but Mal was awake so she grabbed a couple of beer bottles and headed to the couch next to him to tell him all about the rehearsal and how he should join and be Moritz understudy, which caused Mal to laugh but kept thinking about it. He was still adjusting to the prosthetic leg and didn’t want people judging him or making assumptions or telling him he couldn’t do this and he knew perfectly well that’s exactly why Bree was insisting him to go, appealing to his ego. 

“You’re a little devil, you know that?” he said pecking her forehead when she snuggled near him and they continued to watch the latest show they were bingwatching. “So you met Skywalker? Now that’s random,” he chuckled and shook his head, hearing all about it until they both passed out.

***

Sabrina liked morning better when there was coffee involved and not an impending long shift in her new class. It was sort of a residence and she was terrified even though it wasn’t for two more days but apparently the beers and tequila shots she had downed on Saturday night were still making a mess out of her body because she was grumpier than usual. And now she had to go to her father’s office incredibly early because he had forgotten something he needed and she was the only idiot available to do it. 

She figured that was not why her father had asked her over but she didn’t want to start guessing, not before her second cup of coffee anyway. She had parked her car outside and was walking in–she found it took less time if she did that even though she was the daughter of everyone’s DAMN BOSS and WOULDN’T bring in some bomb in her car or whatever and could almost smell the scent of her father’s office coffee machine when a group of IDIOTS came out of nowhere and the main idiot completely missed her and she wasn’t fast enough to move, because she thought (foolishly enough) that they had brains on top of their perfectly shaped bodies and would actually fudging move. 

But they didn’t. Better said, he didn’t. The tallest one of all who basically shoved her to the floor, landed on her and was now babbling stupid apologies. Her arm hurt but her ego hurt even more and she got up pushing him away and shoving both of her hands to his chest. “Are you out of your bloody mind? What is wrong with you? Watch where you’re going you moron!” she snapped, realizing half way through her ring of insults that a) her arm was fudged up with road rush, b) she wasn’t going to make it on time to her father’s office and her father’s coffee and that c) this was Anakin’s chest she was pushing against. Once again. 

“Jerk,” she snapped again through clenched teeth, dropping her hands to her sides before using her left hand to check her arm. “Get out of my way Skywalker.”