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[tendrbelly]

Back on March 10, this young man decided to start a four-month bulking cycle. Four months later, he tried dropping the weight, but the cravings he had for pizza were more intense than ever. That's when he discovered he was expecting a little bundle of joy.

43 weeks have passed since March 10. His cravings for pizza never stopped. The good news is that he has grown a lot of impressive muscle along the way. The bad news is that he's going to need every ounce of his strength to evict that big overdue baby.

[fearfulfertility]

INTERNAL AFFAIRS INCIDENT REPORT

DRC Internal Affairs Division

Date: [REDACTED]

Subject: Internal Audit - Quota Breach - Case File [REDACTED]

To: Director [REDACTED]

From: Inspector [REDACTED]

I: Audit Trigger

This audit originated from an anomaly flagged by the Compound Oversight Unit following a routine cross-comparison of mortality curves, biometric telemetry, and average fetal volume expansion across paternity compounds in FEMA Zone 5. Paternity Compound 144, in particular, demonstrated a statistically aberrant rise in surrogate experience [REDACTED] collapse, a condition only observed in gestations over 18 fetuses. While the facility’s internal reports claimed average pregnancies between 8 and 11 embryos per surrogate, biometric logs suggested fetal counts ranging from 18 to 23 embryos per case.

Due to the severity of the physiological strain such numbers would imply—and the lack of official documentation acknowledging it—a Level 2 Integrity Audit was ordered. The Internal Affairs Division performed an unannounced sweep of all surrogate biometric records, insemination logs, and surveillance data from Cycles [REDACTED] to [REDACTED].

What followed revealed not only systemic concealment of lethal overloads but also willful obstruction motivated by personal psychological deviance.

II: Surveillance Analysis

Biometric data recovered from Wards 3B through 7E indicated that surrogates began exhibiting rapid and extreme abdominal distension by Day 11, surpassing known volumetric thresholds typically seen by Day 17. Skin tension diagnostics showed redlining stretch marks and dermal fissures in [REDACTED]% of all recorded subjects. In multiple cases, respiratory compression and full [REDACTED] subluxation—typically observed only after Day 30—were logged as early as Day 19.

“We knew something was off when they were too big to move before the second week. One of them just looked like that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka or some shit. But the logs said 14 embryos, so we assumed it was just edema.” - Employee GS-144-217

Footage recovered showed numerous surrogates experiencing aggressive fetal growth and abdominal distension, with growth rates in Ward 6C indicative of at least 23-25 embryonic masses. Two surrogates suffered multi-organ [REDACTED] before a team from the Compound Oversight Unit could intervene, though all fetuses were successfully delivered via cesarean.

“We knew something when we saw the guys from Ward 2. We were blimps compared to them, and they were twice as far along as us. I mean, I can literally see my belly growing!” Surrogate, later determined to be carrying quattuorvigintuplets (24)

Despite this, the internal logs submitted to the Archive Management Unit recorded all affected surrogates as having a “successful delivery with standard expiration.” The discrepancy was manually edited at terminal station 144-T12-OP47—registered to an Insemination Operations Unit employee named [REDACTED] (Employee ID IO-144-611).

III. Device Failure & Impact

Each MNAIS unit in Ward Blocks 3–7 had suffered [REDACTED] desynchronization following an outdated firmware push. Rather than delivering the standard 8-12-embryo load, units programming applied a multiplier to its quota and began injecting up to 24 fertilized embryos per cycle, with no error code generated.

Employee IO-144-611 discovered this failure within three days but refrained from submitting a maintenance report. He manually edited implantation records to match quota expectations, falsely logging a randomization formula (6–11 embryos per surrogate) across all documentation streams. Employee IO-144-611 then overrode the automatic alert system from the local Postpartum Command, which would ultimately log surrogates giving birth to higher fetal quotas than inseminated with.

His actions delayed DRC response for 41 days, during which:

42 surrogates suffered [REDACTED] rupture before Day 28, [REDACTED] overload, or uterine [REDACTED], necessitating emergency C-sections. No fetal fatalities.

17 surrogates expired mid-labor after undergoing compound [REDACTED] due to displaced [REDACTED], necessitating emergency C-sections. No fetal fatalities.

3 surrogates, against all medical prediction, reached Day 33 and birthed successfully, but ultimately expired post-extraction. No fetal fatalities.

26 surrogates still gestating, average 19 embryos per individual.

IV. Behavioral Profile – Employee IO-144-611

Subject: Employee IO-144-611 Tenure: [REDACTED] Position: Regional Implantation Supervisor Clearance Level: Tier II – Override Authorization Security Clearance: Revoked as of [REDACTED]

Following confrontation and seizure of his local system access logs, Employee IO-144-611 was detained and subjected to a Tier III Psychological Assessment. During this evaluation, the root of the concealment was uncovered.

Psychological Findings:

Employee IO-144-611 exhibited a previously undiagnosed paraphilic fixation classified under Government Code [REDACTED]: Macrophilia, a pathological sexual arousal in response to abnormally large bodies or bodily expansion.

Upon exposure to the visual data of overloaded surrogates—particularly those carrying between 19 and 23 fetuses—Employee IO-144-611 demonstrated elevated oxytocin and dopamine levels, a flushed dermal response, and sustained pupil dilation.

Under questioning, he confessed:

“I couldn’t report it. If I said anything, they’d shut it down, recalibrate the racks, lower the numbers again. You don’t understand. They were… monumental.”

He further admitted to deliberately withholding service requests for malfunctioning implantation equipment, specifically the Multi-Nozzle Accelerated Implantation System (MNAIS) units, which had developed a systemic fault causing them to implant +[REDACTED]% above calibrated embryo counts.

V: Displincary Response

1. Equipment

All MNAIS systems in Paternity Compound 144 were ordered offline for 24 hours.

Software rollback and integrity checks were completed under the supervision of IT Command.

Ward 3B was closed to all personnel below Grade-D rank, and affected surrogates were contained to minimize public awareness.

2. Actions

Psychological Services Command has formally reclassified [REDACTED] Employee IO-144-611 as Class-A Deviant – Mentally Compromised via Paraphilic Obstruction.

Archive Management Unit has censored relevant administrative records.

Public Affairs Division has disseminated a press release to DRC-approved news channels, citing [REDACTED] as the cause of the shutdown for Paternity Compound 144.

Facility Operations Command has transferred any personnel who raised professional or personal concerns about the citation. 

[REDACTED] Employee IO-144-611 detained to Isolation Cell 6E. 

3. Recommended Process Updates

Expand psychological screening to all Grade C employees and below. 

Recommend quarterly psychological deviance evaluations of Grade B employees and below.

Implement full biometric auto-logging for all surrogate embryo counts—disable manual override across zones.

Closing Remarks

Employee IO-144-611's indulgence in personal gratification resulted in unsatisfactory delays to our facility's operation. Proper procedures have been implemented to prevent further disruptions and ensure that fetal quotas are adequately maintained. 

[Report prepared by Inspector [REDACTED]] 

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Date: [REDACTED]

To: Deputy-Director [REDACTED], Security Office

From: Director [REDACTED]

Subject: Internal Audit - Quota Breach - Case File [REDACTED]

Deputy Director,

Following my review of the [REDACTED] file, I would like to register my formal dissatisfaction with how Inspector [REDACTED] handled this matter. While I acknowledge the necessity of enforcing procedural transparency, the inspector’s decision to escalate the MNAIS malfunction as a containment emergency rather than a potential breakthrough reveals a worrying lack of vision.

To put it plainly, the equipment failure at Paternity Compound 144 resulted in spontaneous fetal yields well above the current national minimums, with documented gestations ranging from 18 to 23 embryos—many of which progressed past Day 25 with surprisingly high internal cohesion and containment. Had Inspector [REDACTED] exercised creative initiative, the anomaly could have been reframed as a pilot overcapacity trial rather than triggering a full-blown mechanical audit and unnecessary decommissioning.

Such a rigid interpretation of oversight policy has compromised a unique opportunity for data extraction and jeopardized our ability to scale gestational loads in future cycles. This shortsighted compliance fanaticism is increasingly common in mid-tier personnel and must be corrected.

Accordingly, I recommend that Inspector [REDACTED] receive formal censure and retraining through the Training & Development Unit for failing to recognize the strategic potential embedded in abnormal conditions. Our agency requires flexibility under pressure, not reflexive alarmism.

On a separate but related note, I would like to approve the personnel reassignment request for Employee IO-144-611. Despite his classified psychological profile, his unique enthusiasm may prove operationally useful if adequately directed. I am authorizing his immediate transfer to Site [REDACTED], where he is to assume the role of Supervisory Insemination Officer. In the correct environment, they are an asset and IO-144-611’s tendencies are no longer a liability.

Please liaise with the Facility Director [REDACTED] at Site [REDACTED] to ensure the transfer. 

This matter is now considered closed from my office.

Regards,

Director [REDACTED]

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[tendrbelly]

This poor young man was desperate for labor to begin, but his huge and stubborn unborn son just wasn't budging.

Finally, after reaching two weeks overdue, he felt a few twinges. He rushed to the hospital. At first, his doctor thought they were just Braxton Hicks contractions and real labor hadn't started ... but finally, both doctor and patient were both surprised when a powerful contraction suddenly gripped his belly.

That's when they both looked at each other, knowing this was merely the beginning of a very long and arduous labor.

[fearfulfertility]

CONFIDENTIAL STUDY

DRC, Postpartum Command, Post-Mortem Operations Unit

To: Assistant Director [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division

From: Chief Operating Officer [REDACTED], Postpartum Command

Date: [REDACTED]

Subject: Psychological Breakdowns in High-Fetal Load Surrogates

Executive Summary

This study examines the psychological and cognitive deterioration of a surrogate experiencing extreme labor conditions while carrying sexdecuplets (16 fetuses). The research has covered 27 surrogates, but the nature of this report will focus on one test subject. This study documents his mental and neurological state from the moment of admission to the delivery room, through active labor, and culminating in the final delivery before expiration.

The study aims to provide insight into neurological thresholds, behavioral responses, and autonomical responses during high-intensity, multi-fetal labor to refine management techniques and ensure optimal output.

Study Subject

Surrogate ID: S139-432-P

Gestation: 33 Days

Fetal Load: Sexdecuplets (16)

Abdominal Circumference: 97 inches (221 cm)

Pre-Pregnancy Weight: 175 lbs (79 kg)

Final Pregnancy Weight: 393 lbs (178.2 kg)

Total Weight Gain: 218 lbs (98.8 kg)

Subject Condition: Fully incapacitated due to fetal mass. Pre-labor distress symptoms are present. Standard pre-labor sedative protocols were withheld for observational accuracy.

Observational Timeline

Phase I: Admission to Delivery Ward

Upon arrival, the subject displayed signs of severe psychological distress, including:

Erratic speech patterns alternating between coherent sentences and fragmented, repetitive phrases.

Significant pre-labor anxiety, expressing an overwhelming sense of bodily invasion due to fetal movement.

Tactile self-stimulation, pressing his hands against the sides of his abdomen to counteract the uncontrollable shifting inside him.

Upon initial examination, the subject displayed progressive physiological indicators of sexual arousal, including cutaneous flushing, elevated heart rate, and increased muscular tension within the lower extremities and pelvic region. Notably, there was a visible increase in penile tumescence, consistent with [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] activation.

Despite repeated attempts at verbal engagement, the subject exhibited a progressive loss of focus, appearing detached from reality at multiple points.

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Subject Transcripts:

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Hello, 432-P. How do you feel?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(Takes shallow breaths) "I… I can't—there's no room left. They won't stop shifting. My belly's so tight I can feel everything…"

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Are you experiencing sharp pain or just pressure?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

"Both. It's like they're pushing against each other—against me. I can't think. My head feels… light."

(The subject's heart rate is elevated. Pelvic musculature visibly tensing. Medical observation notes a progressive onset of sexual arousal, consistent with heightened autonomic stimulation.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Do you feel any unusual sensitivity in your lower abdomen or pelvic region?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(Shifts uncomfortably) "I… yeah. It's—" (Pauses, biting his lip) "It's weird. Everything's tight, but it's… hot. I can feel… pressure building."

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Clarify 'pressure.' Are you experiencing involuntary responses beyond uterine contractions?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(Avoids eye contact) "It's just… too much."

(The subject's respiration becomes uneven, and body temperature rises. Doppler imaging confirms rhythmic involuntary contractions of the pelvic musculature.)

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Phase II: Early Labor (0 to 4 cm dilation)

At labor onset, the subject entered a state of heightened sensory overload, demonstrated by:

Rapid shallow breathing and uncontrolled moaning between contractions.

Involuntary trembling due to full abdominal engagement from fetal positioning.

Difficulty recognizing medical staff or following basic instructions.

Neurologically, the subject exhibited heightened sensory responsiveness, particularly to tactile and [REDACTED] stimuli. This corresponded with involuntary contraction of the perineal musculature, rhythmic pelvic oscillations, and [REDACTED], suggestive of a pre-orgasmic neuromuscular state.

Despite brief moments of lucidity, the subject displayed severe dissociation without responding to external stimuli. The subject's language deteriorated significantly at this stage, reducing to fragmented, single-word phrases or nonverbal sounds.

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Subject Transcripts:

(Labor has begun. The subject's body reacts involuntarily, and fetal repositioning causes sharp abdominal ripples. He is placed on his hands and knees due to extreme abdominal circumference preventing safe supine positioning.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Your contractions have started. Describe what you're feeling."

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(Panting) "S-stretching… so much stretching. They're pushing down… my hips—" (Groans, shivering)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Are you still aware of your surroundings?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(Eyes fluttering) "Fuzzy… it's hard to…" (Stops mid-sentence, body trembling)

(Contractions intensify. The subject exhibits a heightened physical response. Palpation confirms involuntary pelvic thrusts synchronized with contractions, indicative of autonomic overstimulation. Penile tumescence sustained beyond expected labor onset.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Your body is displaying signs of extreme sensory overload. Are you consciously aware of these reactions?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(Shakily) "I c-can't stop it. My body—" (Gasps sharply, convulses slightly)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Your heart rate is elevated. Is the stimulation pleasurable, painful, or both?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(Whimpering) "I-I don't know. Both? It's—oh, oh God—"

(Subject is unresponsive to further verbal engagement. Neurological examination indicates progressive of coherent cognitive processing as contractions continue.)

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Phase III: Transition Phase (4 to 10 cm dilation)

By 8 cm dilation, the subject exhibited mental distress, marked by:

Loss of verbal coherence reduced communication to instinctual moans, panting, and intermittent wails.

Inability to register pain or respond to medical personnel beyond pushing and contractions.

Uncontrolled bodily spasms require physical restraint to prevent injury.

As observed, the subject experienced sustained autonomic arousal, culminating in multiple ejaculatory episodes corresponding to abdominal contractions. Each instance followed the three-phase process of abdominal contraction, pre-ejaculate emission, and semen expulsion. This was likely due to overstimulation of the prostate gland, in addition to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. Concomitant rhythmic contractions of the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] muscles facilitated repeated semen expulsion, increasing in intensity with each subsequent abdominal contraction.

Observational Notes:

At 9 cm dilation, the subject's pupils were fully dilated and unresponsive to light.

Heart rate exceeded [REDACTED] BPM, signaling extreme neurological distress.

The subject exhibited complete sensory overload and could not differentiate between external contact and internal stimuli.

An intense flush response was noted across the subject's body, particularly along the chest and throat, consistent with extreme sympathetic nervous system activation.

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Subject Transcripts:

(At 8 cm dilation, the subject's body quakes uncontrollably, and vocalization is reduced to whimpers and groans.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Can you still understand me?"

Surrogate S139-432-P:

(No response. Eyes unfocused, lips parted, shallow moans escaping between contractions.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Please take a look at me. Do you recognize where you are?"

(The subject makes a weak, high-pitched whine but does not answer.)

(At this stage, the subject experiences multiple ejaculatory responses synchronized with contractions. Neuromuscular responses confirm autonomic hyperstimulation.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Your body is undergoing sustained autonomic discharge. Are you consciously aware of these expulsions?"

(The subject's eyes roll back, muscles spasming. Contractions intensify, leading to increased pelvic convulsions. He does not respond verbally.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"He's too far gone. Proceeding to extraction phase."

(The medical team prepares for delivery as the subject remains semi-conscious.)

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Phase IV: Birth & Total Neurological Collapse

As fetal delivery commenced, the subject entered final cognitive failure, displaying:

Mouth slightly open, slack-jawed expression.

Eyes unfocused, rolling back, or remaining glassy.

Involuntary convulsions with each fetal extraction.

Notably, the subject's ejaculatory episodes appeared to have significantly increased as birth commenced, but seminal release decreased. The subject began to experience anejaculatory orgasm, which refers to the experience of orgasm without the expulsion of seminal fluid (a dry orgasm). This led to multiple episodes of orgasmic sensations without seminal emissions in response to sustained autonomic stimulation. 

Due to persistent stimulation, refractory periods were notably brief, with subsequent episodes of renewed autonomic engagement and repeated anejaculatory episodes. The subject remained in a heightened physiological arousal throughout the birthing period.

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Subject Transcripts:

(As the first fetus crowns, the subject's vocalizations become louder. Convulsions increase in frequency. Refractory ejaculation occurs multiple times but decreases in seminal volume.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"The first is emerging. Can you hear me?"

(Subject makes an unintelligible sound, mouth slack, body twitching involuntarily. He does not register external stimuli.)

(With each birth, the subject's body shudders violently, correlating with continued neuromuscular spasms. Anejaculatory orgasms continue unabated, despite systemic exhaustion.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Final cognitive function scan—"

(No pupil response. The subject's breathing is shallow and irregular.)

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Subject is exhibiting classic indicators of neurological collapse. Post-birth expiration estimated within [REDACTED] minutes."

(With the final birth, the subject's entire body relaxes completely. Residual post-mortem [REDACTED] were noted. No further voluntary or involuntary movement was detected.)

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Final Analysis

Key Observation: Once the first fetus was crowned, the subject lost all remaining traces of self-awareness, responding only to basic physiological impulses (gasping, twitching, and [REDACTED] vocalizations).

At complete fetal extraction, the subject exhibited:

Total mental collapse, unable to comprehend surroundings or actions performed on his body.

Faint vocalizations gradually reduced to weak, breathy exhalations.

Cessation of voluntary movement within [REDACTED] minutes post-delivery.

All vitals ceased within [REDACTED] minutes of the last birth.

Post-mortem assessments confirmed that the subject had lost higher brain function well before expiration, indicating that neurological death occurred before physical death.

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Subject Transcripts:

Dr. [REDACTED]:

"Final condition of Subject S139-432-P: Full neurological and physiological expiration confirmed. MRI is consistent with total cognitive breakdown. Arousal remained sustained until final moments, indicating that sensory overload contributed to complete psychological surrender."

(End of Transcript.)

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Follow-Ups

Total Cognitive Failure Occurs Well Before Physical Expiration

By final birth, the surrogate exhibited no rational thought capacity, indicating that pre-delivery neurological death is standard.

Fetal Load Directly Impacts Psychological Breakdown Speed

Subject carrying 16 fetuses entered psychological collapse earlier than prior 10-14 fetal studies, confirming a linear relationship between fetal count and cognitive decline.

Pain and Sensory Overload Expedite Compliance

The observed phenomena are consistent with autonomic hyperstimulation and neuromuscular overactivation, leading to multiple reflexive ejaculations secondary to heightened sensory input. 

The subject's physiological response suggests a reduced inhibitory threshold, likely exacerbated by prolonged autonomic excitation, sustained tactile input, and excessive intra-abdominal pressure. 

Future Research

Extend testing to surrogates carrying 18+ fetuses to confirm if breakdown patterns accelerate at higher thresholds.

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To: Chief Operating Officer [REDACTED], Postpartum Command

From: Director [REDACTED], DRC

Date: [REDACTED]

Subject: RE: Psychological Breakdowns in High-Fetal Load Surrogates

Dr. [REDACTED],

You are approved to expand your testing to include surrogates carrying 18+ fetuses to validate acceleration patterns of cognitive and neurological breakdown at extreme fetal loads.

Effective immediately, proceed to Paternity Compound 118 (Houston, Texas, FEMA Zone 6), which currently houses three viable test subjects for the next phase of research:

S118-193-R – 23 days pregnant with octodecuplets (18)

S118-265-S – 25 days pregnant with novemdecuplets (19)

S118-332-T – 19 days pregnant with septendecuplets (17)

These surrogates are currently in late-stage gestation and should be closely monitored. Ensure full documentation of all neurological and physiological deterioration markers, with video recordings being of particular interest to other research teams.

Proceed with testing as soon as medically feasible. Submit findings with complete observational data for review upon conclusion. Further approvals for even higher fetal loads will be contingent on your results.

Director [REDACTED]

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Will Phillips 🤤🥵💦🍆😘

[tendrbelly]

After successfully conquering a hard-fought fire, the rookie and his trainer reunite for some bonding time with their future son. The baby is due to arrive in two short weeks. Given the baby's size, he's bound to be a big and strong future firefighter, just like his daddies.

[tendrbelly]

This tall, muscular, and handsome firefighter was nervous when he was called away to fight a five-alarm fire. His husband was ten days overdue with their son. As luck would have it, his husband went into labor. Fortunately for the firefighter (but not so fortunate for his husband), the labor was very long given his husband’s small stature and their overdue son’s massive size.

After fighting the fire for over twenty hours, the exhausted fireman rushed directly to the hospital to help his husband through the rest of his labor. After five more arduous hours of pushing, they welcomed their son into the world.

(Happy Labor Day everyone! I tried my hand at an AI video for this picture. Let me know what you think.)

[tendrbelly]

This handsome college senior hasn't seen his grandma since college started in fall. He came home for Easter break and decided to surprise her with some big news ... she's going to be a great grandma in just five more weeks. He's just hoping his son won't make an early arrival before he finishes his final exams.

[tendrbelly]

These two firefighters can’t wait for the arrival of their son in a few short weeks. They sneak away after a call to share a little love between the three of them.

[tendrbelly]

Looks like this young firefighter's labor has just begun with an extremely intense and painful contraction. Given that he's five days overdue, he shouldn't be too surprised. He's lucky his partner is close by and is ready to assist.

[tendrbelly]

This young, fit dad has been faithfully keeping up with his yoga stretches throughout his eight months of pregnancy. He needs to stay limber if he wants a successful natural birth for his big baby boy.

[tendrbelly]

This young man has had intense midnight cravings for ice cream for the past five months. His doctor warned him that sugary snacks could contribute to an overweight baby. Now that he's ten days overdue, he's beginning to regret all those midnight snacks - but a little more ice cream can't hurt anymore, can it?

[tendrbelly]

These guys met on the college gymnastics team, and soon thereafter, they were expecting a boy. The birth dad sat out for the year to focus on his pregnancy, while the other dad doubled down and became the all-around team champion.

The baby clearly inherited the bigger dad's genes and grew big and strong, but was in no hurry to be born. After reaching two weeks overdue, the dads are in the hospital waiting to be induced. They enjoy feeling the baby's movement inside the birth dad's belly one last time.

[tendrbelly]

These dads-to-be catch a quick nap during a layover at the airport. They are exhausted after a grueling tour of duty overseas and are returning home for paternity leave. And just in time ... their due dates all arrive in the next few days.

[tendrbelly]

Poor guy. He's twelve days overdue with giant twins and no signs of labor. His doctor won't even consider any intervention until he passes day fourteen. Unfortunately for him, even walking around is becoming impossible now, so he's forced to sit and wait.

He's pretty well convinced that his doctor secretly enjoys seeing him suffer.