Small Muder Drones Headcanon
J likes dolls.
Not the character Doll; like actual toys and figurines often played with or collected by children and adults alike.
We… honestly don’t a lot of her character in the canon series, and what we do see is kind of limiting. But, we do get some additional information of what she’s like in the two product launch commercials she stars in. and what do we see her doing in both of them?
Play with dolls. Like, look at this and try to convince me she isn’t at least interested in them.
While she does have her strict, adult-like business persona, in the ads we do see hints of her being just as much of a goob and having weird interests as much as the other drones. She has an edgy OC that probably rivals one of Uzi’s for crying out loud. I think that, back in the manor, she delegated taking care of any dolls or toys Tessa had to herself and took it very seriously. And potentially as a disassembly drone, she fixed up any dolls she came across but didn’t take them back with her to the spire. Got to keep that professional look, and professional robots don’t play with or have dolls.
She’d probably also know some things about doll history and, assuming there’s at least archived versions of YouTube videos, watched a lot of doll designs and redesigns and commentary on different lines and such. She’s probably know about and have respect for some of the business savvy doll creators like Ruth Handler, creator of Barbie, as well as the other historical creators that were erased from history thanks to Handler and Mattel’s ruthlessness (pun intended); like Beatrice Alexander, founder of Madame Alexander which is still made today, Jennie Graves, and Nancy Ann Abbott. She’d probably even like a few special plushy dolls as well, though probably not as much as the fashion or action ones.
I’ve just been thinking a lot about her recently, and I had this idea when I was thinking of her playing with the J and Cynessa animatez in the recent merch ad. It wouldn’t leave my mind and now you can try and pry this theory from my cold dead hands.
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