#muscle mass building on an undead body is not necessarily IMpossible depending on how you reason through the lore
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Every time I see the abs on Astarion it's like a jumpscare.
#why is the hells does an ex-elven magistrate who looks and acts like he was allergic to exercise in his living years#and a current vampire spawn who has been *starved* for 200 years have any muscle tone at all#muscle mass building on an undead body is not necessarily IMpossible depending on how you reason through the lore#but the likelyhood of their muscles being capable of the same tear and repair system as a living body seems unlikely at best#he was not getting anywhere NEAR the level of caloric intake he would need to be shredded like that#besides it's so much funnier when this scrawny little man can toss a couch across a room but won't#in conclusion: scrawny armed and emaciated astarion >>>>#the no ab mod is not enough#BG3 Musing
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