#must be something in the water today 💦

[gallawitchxx]

tag game tuesday 🤘🏼

oh hell yeah, the pals are OUT today! huge thanks to @celestialmickey @creepkinginc @metalheadmickey @energievie @deedala @whatthebodygraspsnot @michellemisfit @harrowhark-a-vagrant @transmickey @heymrspatel @mmmichyyy @suzy-queued & @whatwouldmickeydo for inviting me to play!

you can call me: bee 🐝

pronouns: she/her

sun sign + favorite flower: cancer & big pink lilies! 🦀 🌸

what time did you wake up today? 5:30am.... but ask me about my bedtime 😉

what kind of phone do you have? i think an iphone 12 mini? it's blue! i love it! i just got a new skull pop socket for it! 📱

pick one: beach, mountain, desert, or forest? beach bayybeee 🏖

favorite vegetable: a child would gag around me -- asparagus or brussels! 🌱

last person you talked to on the phone: my health insurance LOL & it was surprisingly helpful! ☎️

last person you texted: leah 🥰

you’re at the smoothie shop, what are you getting? something fruity & sour or something with a creamy almond flavor 🍓🍋

you’re at the zoo, which exhibit are you seeing first? monkeys! 🐒

last movie you saw in theaters: barbie 💄

last movie you watched at home: jumanji 😅

something that sparks joy: my backyard has really been doing it for me lately -- there's so much variety! so many plants & trees! so many bees & other pollinators! plus, at least 3 different types of butterflies, dragonflies, hummingbirds, praying mantises, lizards, crickets... i've spent so many years living in a concrete jungle & to have such diverse flora & fauna right in my yard is such a treat! 🐝🦋🦎☀️🌳

and finally, what’s your current obsession? i'm not obsessed, but the current season of love island usa is packing a serious punch! i don't usually love the hometown series, but i am not mad about it this summer! 💖🌴

i'm going to tag some folks that have been in my notes lately, but who i've never interacted with! wanna be friends? if not, that's cool too! have a lovely day! 🥺 @mybrainismelted @lupeloto @jadepetals @astralwashboard @propan-3-ol @gembu-tortuesouscafeine @carlgallagerswife @gillyp (we are already buds, but including you anyway) & also @just-allovertheplace & @pleaseignoremme (tumblr won't let me tag you but I SEE YOU 👀🖤)

[shiroganeryo]

So... I may or may have not made a Dazatsu lovechild a while ago 💦 Decided to show her to the world after seeing some discourse on the neighboring site today 😅

I took inspiration from Yūko Tsushima, Osamu Dazai's daughter and novelist! Her ability is Child of Fortune.

A lot about her is still a WIP, but please check under the read more cut if you're interested in knowing more about her (and also see me exposing myself with the delirious idea that brought her into being)!

Feat. married Dazatsu, which is always good; but this post is looong.

So, how did this happen?

I'm very weak and give lovechildren to my ships often. I was thinking about how cute would be a child of theirs and conveniently found out about Dazai's daughter, who also was a novelist and everything simply fell into place effortlessly.

The actual backstory

Yūko is a byproduct of the Book. The text written into it desired a strong ability that could be easily manipulated to come into being. However, since the Book follows a certain logic, such ability manifested as a singularity; key traits of two abilities it considered powerful if combined merged and came into being as an infant's.

Still following the Book's logic, this weak, vulnerable being appeared in the vicinity of the ones who would protect it from harm.

And now the "serious" part is out of the way, imagine Dazai randomly getting up in the middle of the night for a glass of water and finding a sleeping cat that had broken into their home.

...Except when he touches it to put it back outside, it turns into a child.

This is a case of "instructions too vague, gave a random couple a child" lmao

What happens from there

What else would Dazai do if not wake Atsushi up, who at first doesn't understand why all that fuss just because of a cat that broke in until he sees it for himself. Both are extremely confused.

Then what else would they do if not resort to Kyouka next door because they're at a loss and need a female's feedback here. She's immediately smitten but Atsushi keeps reminding her they can't just keep her like a lost kitten, they need to find her parents.

This results in them deciding to take her to the Agency, they're detectives after all. The three of them walk in, Dazai with the girl in his arms (to prevent her from activating her ability and running off), Atsushi carrying a bag with the improvised provisions they had arranged, and Kyouka with the straightest face ever.

Everyone looks at them in confusion. Ranpo instantly knows what's up. Atsushi says he would love to say they can explain but he honestly has no idea whatsoever.

They tell the others what happened and since Ranpo likes to make things more amusing, he remarks on how similar she looks to both Dazai and Atsushi in appearance, and that her ability also resembles Atsushi's weretiger features. Dazai instantly picks up on the hints.

Kunikida is hellbent on finding the girl's parents before anything else, but Dazai suggests running a DNA test to test a theory of his. Kunikida resists a little because there's just no way you're implying what you're implying, but Dazai insists for the sake of ruling out possibilities.

It's a perfect match with both him and Atsushi.

The next steps

Apparently, they're her parents now. She needs registration documents and whatnot; Ango takes care of the bureaucracies and necessary paperwork to make this happen more smoothly because this is by no means your everyday occurrence, she must be properly recorded in the Special Division's files.

Since Dazai and Atsushi are married, this means they're also both her legal guardians. For safety's sake, her surname is registered as Tsushima (津島) instead of Nakajima (中島) to make her a little harder to track because there's definitely something up with that (or so Dazai thinks, which he tells Ango).

To help cover her identity better, she's also accepted into the Agency as an employee (she went through an entrance exam and all) of sorts, so Fukuzawa's ability takes effect on her. The ID card on her lanyard is her official detective ID.

Currently, she's learning how to read and write and undergoing training to better control her ability.

Ability

Yūko's ability was dubbed Child of Fortune (寵児, Chōji); it's still under observation to determine the full potential of her skills. So far, it's known that much like Atsushi, she's able of transforming fully into a tiger (except it's a tiger cub) or partially, into a weretiger. She supposedly has restoration skills, but they're still not fully developed.

Exceptionally strong claws.

She also has a powerful bite, observed to neutralize the effect of other abilities with the only exception being No Longer Human. The bite leaves a mark that renders the affected person unable of using their ability for a set time.

Some trivia

Since Yūko can't heal herself properly yet, her injuries are kept bandaged. Usually seen on the wrists or ankles. I left this detail to match Dazai's bandages, as a visual representation of the young age the irl author lost her father to suicide.

The reason why her left hand is bandaged in the second drawing though, is because she punched a classmate who was bullying her; she didn't mind the offenses until it sounded like they were badmouthing Atsushi and GOD FORBID she hears anyone say anything bad about any of her dads.

It's fine btw, they're best friends now. Dazai actually talked to the kid and they apologized after that; Yūko only apologized because Atsushi told her to.

I need you to imagine them being called to the school because Yūko got into a fight and Atsushi becoming disconcerted after learning the reason behind it from their daughter while Dazai tried very hard not to laugh because it would upset Atsushi but he was a little too proud of Yūko (defend your cinnamon roll dad!)

She's very easy to deal with, a very calm and obedient child despite having a strong, assertive personality. When she's not in school, she's hanging out in the Agency; she stays in the lounge area of the office and spends her time drawing or trying to write words. Both Atsushi and Dazai take turns checking on her.

Like any child, Yūko has a lot of energy and may tire out her parents, especially if she decides to activate her ability; she outsped Atsushi once and since then they're both surprised and terrified. She always falls for Dazai's trap of calling her by saying "pspsps" with a smile though and fails to understand why she turns back to normal every time.

Her training isn't just to teach her how to control her ability better, but also to teach her how to use it responsibly. Sometimes it looks a lot like gym classes tbh.

Yes, tiger Atsushi does carry tiger cub Yūko around in his mouth and gives her baths.

Yes, Dazai does whine there's yet another cat in his immediate family circle that he can't pet.

And if you read until here, I wish you a wonderful day, please know that I love you and am sending good things vibes your way 🫶

[nuaghtylilgirl]

Fantasy

Mommy and daddy where in such a good mood today! They let me kiss and lick their feet while they watched TV and ate breakfast! It's one of my favorite ways to start the day(favorite favorite is when they let me suck and lick them tell they cum on my face!) and then I must have done a good job cuss they didn't put me back in my cage and let me eat some eggs from my bowl!!

Unfortunately mommy has to go do errands (eye roll) but daddy let me suck him and let me hold his piss in my ass so he didn't have to leave the couch until lunch time! Then to treat me for being such a good girl. He let me suck and lick his cock and balls during his whole lunch and I got to swallow all of it on top of that! Mommy wasn't home yet by then and daddy got mad cuss he wanted to fuck her ......but he did feel better after spanking and choking me while fucking my ass and cunny!!😁 So I'm glad I could help!! By the time he felt better he was all sweaty and dirty. So he had to go shower but I got to help him wash and suck him again. Though I did not like it when he peed on my face but it was my fault for not knowing he had to pee and moving out of the way....at least that's what daddy said.

After the shower daddy let me lick all the water off him before we went back to the couch(he let me sit on it!! Mommy would be so mad if she knew!!) And let me hold his cock in my mouth and hold his balls in my hand so they wouldn't get cold while he watched TV and finished drying. After a while he did make me get down(pout) but I did get to keep sucking him so it's fine . Mommy finally got home and told me to come help her. She had me help her take off her dress by unzipping it and then her bra (loved helping her take off her cloths she let me kiss and lick her allover!!) She told me to suck her nipples since they where hard anyways. And after I got to lick and suck her pussy clean (It tasted weird almost like it did after her and daddy fucked but different somehow) and then she had me rub and kiss her feet tell they felt better.

After mommy put me back in my cage(but didn't do the lock which was weird but not unusual)she told daddy that a surprise was out in the garage he needed to bring in.(I wonder what it could be the last surprise was my new big cage. They could have fit three of me in here and it was only a week old.)

Daddy goes out to get the surprise (he looks confused so I don't think he know of this one like he did my cage) and mommy's now on the couch touching herself while looking at me smiling. "Your gonna love the surprise I have baby girl your daddy's gonna live it too." Now I'm very excited if it's something mommy and daddy are gonna love that means it's a awesome surprise and I might get extra treats for it too!

When Daddy finally comes back in his cock is so red and hard I think it's actually hurting cuss he's moaning and sweating....... and omg he has a pair of Dog's (male and female great Danes!) with him!!!!

The male immediately walks over and starts to lick mommy cunt as she moans and gasp and the female keeps trying to turn and lick daddy's cock.

"noooo mommy those are my treats!" I whine the both of them now ignoring me as the two dogs lick and make them cum. Daddy's soon fucking the female while mommy's bent over the edge of the couch getting knotted and I'm sitting in my cage crying and masturbating to all of this while being ignored 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 this is both hot as hell to watch but also not fair!

Both daddy and the boy dog both cum spilling a little out of both cunnys.

Mommy then points to the ground next to her and says "babygirl if you not kneeling here in the next five seconds your in trouble!" So I quickly crawl out of my cage and to where she points.(I don't like making mommy mad she hits harder then daddy *giggle*)

"now your going to lick your daddy and new sister clean and once he's out you going to lick your brother and me clean do you understand!!"

"yes Mommy" I say with a pout but I turn to where daddy is still slowly fucking my new four legged sister and wiat for hime to finish. Once he's done I see his cumm dribbling out and quickly move to lick it up. Ugh it tasted so weird!(and she is growling now!!) But I lick her all clean like I do daddy's cock. It takes a while for mommy to get off but I clean them to and by now my tummy's sooo full and my tounge is sore!! (But the taste did grow on me I wonder she she will let me get more)

"good job baby girl. And since you've been such a good girl" mommy says as she motions for me the lay on the floor with my ass up " now you get to learn how to get fucked by your brother!!" And before I can say or ask anything I feel his slippery cock sliding in to my pussy! I moan and gasp knowing better then to move and omg it was amazing him fucking and then knotting me was almost as good as the first time daddy fucked me!!

I was cumming so fast and hard my tummy hurt!! He came soon after but instead of pulling him out or letting his knot go down she leads him and me cuss of the knot to my cage and also puts the girl dog in! " Now your daddy and I are going to go out to eat for dinner babygirl I want you to take care of your brother and sister while where gone!" Mommy says as she puts the lock in. I'm now shaking and panting as brother stars fucking me again and sister is picking me all over while he growls and breeds me.

I swear today was the best day I've ever had with mommy and Daddy!!

[twstarchives]

Comic Anthology (2019)

● Scanlation Link: MangaDex ● Credits: Seira, Baisen Mameta, Sorano Tsuki (artists) ● Info: This manga came with a booklet first given out at the Aniplex booth during Comiket 96. Please note there are some mistakes in our scanlation; among some typos it also mistakenly refers to Ruggie as the vice leader when he isn’t. The transcript below is a more updated version of the text 💦

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This is the prestigious mage training school of Night Raven College. Let’s take a peek into the curious, mysterious lives of the students here, who hold the souls of villains, shall we?

Introducing! Heartslabyul

Heartslabyul, the dorm founded on the severity of the Queen of Hearts. The students of this dorm live under the odd rules created by the Queen. All of the students are afraid of the dorm leader Riddle, who doles out strict punishments to rulebreakers.

Riddle: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! Ace: God—he blows up over the tiniest of things. Deuce: Ace! That’s rude! Cater: C’mon now... Trey: The dorm leader thinks the same of all of you...

Riddle: All students, gather in the garden! Anyone who’s late will lose their heads!

Riddle: Rule #25 from the Queen of Hearts: “There must be a tea party on the fifth day of every month.” And that is why we are starting one now! Ace: Ugh... This kind of feels really chaotic.

Introducing! Savanaclaw

Savanaclaw, the dorm founded in the indomitable spirit of the King of Beasts. This group excels in sports and martial arts. As such, many of the students here are very hotheaded.

Savanaclaw Student A: Let’s take this outside! Savanaclaw Student B: I’ll show you who’s boss! Jack: Fine by me! You’re on.

Ruggie: Leonaaaa, looks like they’re fighting about something down there. Shouldn’t you go break them up? Leona: Tsk... They’re interrupting my afternoon naptime. They better be prepared...

Leona: ...Actually, that’s too much work. Go make them quiet down, Ruggie. Ruggie: I wish you wouldn’t push all the work onto me. (I’d think about it if you were paying me, though.)

Introducing! Octavinelle

Octavinelle, the dorm founded on the mercy of the Sea Witch. The members of this dorm are very intelligent, and they also run the café “Mostro Lounge.” There are rumors that the dorm leader, Azul, can fix any problem in exchange for a small price. If any students appear in distress, a pair of twins appear of nowhere...

Jade: You there... You seem to be troubled. Floyd: Why don’t you try asking our generous Azul for help?

Wish 1: I want to sleep in class without being found out. Wish 2: I want to eat the deluxe minced meat sandwich from the cafeteria. Wish 3: I want to get a rare character from the event going on in my game. Wish 4: I want to get 100 points--

Azul: Aren’t there any... more decent requests? Jade: Well, they are students after all...

Introducing! Scarabia

Scarabia, the dorm founded in the tactical spirit of the Sorcerer of a Desert Kingdom. Many of the students here are known for being highly resourceful. They also live by their motto, “Plan with thorough anticipation.”

Jamil: Oi, Kalim. Today’s the dorm leader meeting. Remember? Kalim: Oh, crap! I forgot the papers I’m supposed to turn in! Jamil: I figured, so I brought them for you.

Kalim: Hey, have you seen my magic carpet? I swear I left it around here... Jamil: I thought that might happen too, so I stuck a GPS on it. You could build a castle with how much that thing was worth...

Kalim: Heyyyy, Jamiiiiil! Tomorrow’s the welcome party for the new students, so I called in 75 golden camels and 53 purple peacocks from home as a surprise! Aren’t parties so much fun? Jamil: CRAP! I wasn’t expecting that! Everyone, get over here! Get some food for these camels and peacocks, ASAP! Some pens and water while you’re at it!

Introducing! Pomefiore

Pomefiore, the dorm founded on the heavy efforts of the Fairest Queen. Many students here excel in magic potions and sorcery, and each carries a unique sense of beauty. The dorm leader, Vil, is especially fixated on outer beauty...

Vil: Listen well, baby potatoes. Now that you’ve joined Pomefiore, I’ll be making sure your bodies and hearts are as sleek and shiny as a mirror. Epel: Sleek and shiny...?

Vil: First, sleek and shiny skin. After washing your face, lather your skin with lotion and set it with milk and cream. This will give you clear, glossy skin. (Everything is organic and made by me).

Next, sleek and shiny hair. The key isn’t in any extra hair products—it’s in the shampoo and conditioner, and you’ve got three kinds to choose from based on your hair type. Don’t even think about going to bed with wet hair!

And then... next...

Vil: Don’t think it’s so easy to get it so sleek and shiny! GOT IT?! Epel: This... This is a lot harder than my studies. Rook: Beauty takes effort!

Introducing! Ignihyde

Ignihyde, the dorm founded on the diligence of the Lord of the Underworld. The students gathered in this dorm research the integration of magic with the latest technology. It’s said that the students here rarely ever interact with other dorms.

Ortho: I’m back! Today at school, everyone was complimenting the new body you built for me! Hey, Big Brother, you should come with me sometime! Idia: There’d be so many people... I can’t handle being in a classroom.

Ortho: Then, how about a trip? Maybe you’ll start feeling better if you saw lots of sights! Idia: Lots of sights, huh...

Idia: If I can develop a program that simulates landscapes around the world in VR, then... let’s see... list of popular vacation spots... Ortho: (I only brought it up because I wanted to get him out of his room...)

Introducing! Diasomnia

Diasomnia, the dorm founded on the nobility of the Fairy of Thorns. Many of the students gathered here are those that excel in general magic. The dorm leader, Malleus, ranks as one of the top five mages in the world, but--

Lilia: Even I’ve been surprised by Malleus’ extraordinary magic powers before. Silver: Your nasty cooking is also something extraordinary, old man. Lilia: Did you say something, Silver? (And stop calling me “old man” at school) Silver: No (Sorry)

Sebek: Spending this precious school life with our noble Young Master... I... want to engrave it into my heart and soul! Malleus: Oh...? Then engrave this into your heart and soul. The sight of me, who you forgot to invite to this tea party everyone seems to be enjoying...! Sebek: AAAAYAYAYAYA! Lilia: Oh my. Did no one call you down again? Silver: I thought you told him, old ma-- I mean, Lilia.