#my baby ꒰ stan marsh

[ourselvers]

i got mistaken for a kid at a restaurant and was given an activity book with crayons 😭

i'm having the time of my life though

[gaystan]

everyone please rb this with your favorite pictures of stan please i just want images of him

[fennecfiree]

UHM south park silly doodles based off those fucking blue emojis

[warhheads]

SP party headcanons

all characters (heavy stylecodedbecauseitsme)

- bebe and cartman fighting for the aux

- clyde and jimmy somehow end up winning the aux fight (not without weak complaints)

- playlist is always w people’s favorite rappers/white girl 2000’s music

- stan and kyle arriving dead last every single time for no reason whatsoever. like literally always. they just mutually decide “we will arrive three hours late.” without speaking and nobody gives a fuck anyway

- not even wendy asks why

- wendy takes it upon herself to be the host every single time (she has never held a party ever in her life)

- kyle doesn’t want to be there (but his sugar plum stan is there so he’s like ugh fine )

- kenny and butters play just dance and take it too seriously

- karaoke. cartman takes it very seriously. tolkien does not take it very seriously. guess who wins

- u think stan is the one that leaves kyle? no mid way kyle leaves to make tik toks with tolkien until kyle finds stan making a drunk sad fool out of himself and then angst

- wendy and kyle competitive asfuck in mario kart (both lose to stan)

- clyde makes a “i love all u guys so much” at the end of every single party bc he is shitfaced

- craig loves chief keef

- tweek makes cocktails and everybodies like “wow this tastes like juice!” and they take 10 and everybody gets alcohol poisoning and craig’s like “nice job, honey.”

- craig was tweeks first cocktail victim

- craig almost died

- craig did not complain

- craig said nothing as everyone drank his bfs poison

- tweek’s convinced he has blood on his hands

- cartman does the white girl dance when he’s drunk

- which is why cartman NEVER gets drunk or high or anything not sober because he’s not fully in control

- butters turns into a tree when he’s high

- kenny kisses every one of his friends while drunk. and high. and sober.

- red gets drunk and kisses 12 girls

- heidi, tolkien and wendy are team responsible

- jimmy and clyde start playing WWE

- drunk Kyle is the moderator/the guy who’s commentating on the WWE match

- “AND JIMMYS UP ON THE TURN-BUCKLE. HES GOT HIM IN A PINCH- BUT WHOS THAT COMING DOWN THE RAMP?! ITS KENNY MCCORMICK(JOHN CENA) “

- Butters has to bet on every single beer pong game ( he loses every time).

- kenny started realizing he can profit off butters bet but he stopped after getting 100 dollars from butters cuz he felt bad

- bebe got all the guys to strip (minus kyle he’s not stupid) and get in the pool then she video taped them all and called them gay

- tweek and craig were pointing and laughing w bebe during the video

i have more but sniffs *falls asleep*

[professorducc]

literally no one talk to me

[incorrect-losers]

Heyyy I dunno if you're open to receiving headcanons, but one of mine is that, had Georgie survived (or had Pennywise never gotten him in the first place), his talents/interests would be photography (hinted at in the book, with his photo album) and music (throw some of Sharon's influence in there). An alternative idea is marine biology- in the movie, he has a LEGO turtle, and while I know that this was probably just meant to be a reference to Maturin, I've seen some people in fandom make loving turtles a Georgie trait. Combine that with his love of boats, and boom, marine biology

My heart 😭😭😭

Georgie taking the losers club’s prom/senior pictures as the younger sibling always does. Complimenting Beverly and Beverly only on her dress.

Georgie and Ben listening to guilty pleasure music together and Georgie having to be polite and act like he loves the NKOTB medley mixtape Ben made for him.

Georgie and Stan bonding over aquatic birds like herons, ducks, and plovers.

The losers taking Georgie out to the coast of Maine and doing fun shore habitat games like finding different types of crustaceans.

Georgie and Bill building an actual little boat and testing it out in the quarry until it floats.

[b3ax-xp]

Day 6 of Stan Marsh week on Twitter!!

Prompt: Fav ship!

[boxwinebaddie]

Is Chef alive? Like please tell me that man is still out there living his best life.

chef is...Alive.

but i wouldn't say he's living his best life, no.

( sigh...tw for sexual assault, coercion and violence )

so basically, when stan figured out that e.t. tenorman was cartman, which, an anon asked if if stan knows e is cartman...yes, he does.

and all too well.

his music savant boy synesthesia went crazy when cartman started talking the first time they reunited and he couldn't place why this man he'd never met before sounded oddly familliar and why...

his voice sounded like the worst sound in the world.

but he didn't need to wait long for his answer, because right before their first big band meeting ended and all the music/marketing execs, scott, jimmy and kenny left the room, cartman caught stan by his shirt front, yanked him violently towards him and whispered...

"hello, shannon." ;)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU!!!!

so basically cartman is black-mailing ravenstan into being complaint and doing whatever he wants and honestly, more than telling people that raven is stan...e knows that stan doesn't care about himself, he doesn't care about getting hurt/what happens to him...but that the way to hurt him...

is by hurting other people.

specifically the people he cares about.

so when ravenstan tries to back out of the band bc fuck this, who cares if it's his dream, it's not worth this...it's fucking not.

so stan is like "what. do. you. want."

and cartman is like..."what i've always wanted, of course..."

"your compliance, your undying devotion..."

"your body."

AAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE YOU I HAAATE YOU

i want to Scream, oh my GOOOOD!!!!! FUCK YOU

and then he's basically like "here's the deal, sh@n..."

( he misgenders stan a lot by the way...please die )

"either you give me what i want, whatever i want, whenever i want or else everyone around you, all the stupid, silly little people you love...will suffer for your spite and disobedience. is that clear?"

and stan just rolls his eyes like "fuck you, cartman. you're all talk; that's all you've ever been. all bark no bite, you fucking purse perro."

and cartman is like..."oh?" takes his phone out, dials a number & says

"do it."

and about ten minutes later, kenny calls him and is like

"stan??? S-STAN??? ARE YOU THERE???"

"DAD HAS BEEN SHOT."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKFUCKFUFKC

and stan is crying and screaming like "oh my god, oh my god, fuckfuckfuck!!!!! is-is he okay...ken, is he--is he--"

glaring at cartman, ready to lunge, shocked, horrified...

Disgusted.

and ken replies "no...no he's...he's alive. it was just his shoulder, but, oh my god, stan--holy FUCK. we have--we have to go see him, stan!!"

and stan wants to tell them it's this PINCHE PENDEJO CARTMAN who terrorized him his whole childhood, but cartman just shakes his head and mouthes 'no' then lifts his finger to say 'shh' and then takes that same finger and runs it across his throat as if to say...

'talk and i'll kill him.'

so stan's face crumples bc he's Helpless and he has no choice, so he just chokes back a sob and is like 'no, we can't. we have this record deal. we have to sign the contract tomorrow. it's—it’s important."

and kenny is aghast like "mORE IMPORTANT THAN DAD ALMOST DYING??? STAN!!! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING, FUCK THAT WE HAVE TO SEE DAD, WE HAVE TO--"

and stan just goes "We’re. Not. Going." and hangs up.

cartman snickers and smirks and stan's face's so mad and sad. he wants to scream like this is so fkn horrible this is his worst nightmare

...then chef calls him.

dad.

the only dad he's ever known.

and cartman just smiles and goes

"tell him you hate him and you never want to see him again."

and stan is shaking his head, he's practically pleading, shouting

"nonoNONONO!!! anything. pl-please don't make me do this, p-ple--"

but cartman simply commands

"or else."

so chef on the phone is like "h-hey, blue. look, i'm okay, i'm okay. don't cry, i know how you are kid. i'm gonna be alright, it's gonna take more than some dumb bullet to put your old man in the ground. the whole thing was so odd...? they think it was...a stray bullet. crossfire. gang stuff. you know how it is out here. but it just 'minded me of how short life can be, how fast things can go. so don't worry. and i know...i know i was cross with you and ken for leaving. i know i said it was a useless dream and you two would come home all heartbroken with your tails between your legs...but you're making a real name for yourself! well, a fake one, i suppose, hah. but i just wanted to say...that i'm real proud of you, kiddo. and i--i miss you.

i love you, stanley."

and stan's just listening, crying wordlessly, clutching his phone so hard that his knuckles go white and all he wants to do is tell his dad he loves him and he's sorry, he's so fucking sorry, this is all his fault, this is all his fucking fault like always, for dreaming to big and being oblivious and a fuck up and getting everyone wrapped up in his mess

but he can't...so in a deadpan with his eyes shut, all he says is

"i hate you."

and chef's like "haha, real funny, stan. but if you're tryna hurt my heart to distract me from my shoulde--"

and stan just interrupts him in the same terse, robotic voice.

choking back sobs and screams, shaking so hard he can't see.

"listen to me. i never...i never want to speak to you again. ken...ken feels the same. don't call me. or them. don't call here ever again. ever. don't try and reach out, don't look for us. things are different now."

and chef is so confused and sad and scared like he literally just got shot and somehow this is worse...this is so much work. so with his heart breaking in his voice, he says...

"is that...is that really want you want, son?"

and stan just goes...

"it's..."

and he can barely say it, holy fuck. but he does and it's

"what i want."

but that's not all.

oh, no, my friends.

because it's time for the big finish.

the stan finale.

ravenstan grits his teeth, tears and blood in his mouth, then says

"and i'm not your son.

you're not...

...you're not my real dad.

never have, never will be.

goodbye."

and clicks off and FUCK. it's not true, it's all a fucking lie. but he needed to say something that hurt so badly that his dad wouldn't call him again...something so excruciating that it would end it all.

and cartman just gives him a round of applause while stan is sneering and seething and sobbing because he just had to do the second worst thing he's ever done in his life and cartman is...

clapping and cheering.

it's sick.

and cartman's like "bravo. that was quite the performance, marsh. you're quite the little actress, aren't you?"

AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO MAD!!! DIEDIEDIIIIE

this is all part of a very horrible flashback chapter way in the future and i will say that it ends...with cartman telling him to do something, the awful sound of his belt unbuckling...

and stan's knees hitting the floor.

I'M SICK!!!!! AAAA!!! and it's so horrible because it's his whole life, it's his dad all over again ( yes, i'm disgusted ) and him threatening to punish shelley and sharon if he doesn't comply, it's all the horrible men at ruffians, their horrible, hungry hands and mouths and stares all over him so he could sing on fridays. and now it's being indebted to cartman, being trapped again, forced to do disgusting shit. Again.

one bird cage to the next...who cares if it's golden, right?

but yeah, the boys get signed, everyone is super excited and stan's like yay...yippee...this is so fun. kenny, ofc, thinks that chef just cut ties, decided he doesn't support their dreams and that's that. also the other boys slowly get coerced by cartman in different ways...i will say that kenny is super addicted to coke and cartman is basically using that to control them and keep them disillusioned and devoted.

one last thing is that during marj's party in the cd manwhorsion during my second favorite chapter, cartman is talking to kyle and the blondies haus and is like 'i see you've met my songbird...pretty isn't she? well trained too. sings whenever i ask, isn't that right, raven?'

and idk his hand is like halfway up raven's shirt and raven is just laughing and nodding looking so ready to die, downing his drink.

and once he gets away, raven is bolting for the door and kyle's super concerned like 'hey...are you okay? that guy...i don't like the way that guy was talking to you." super protective crush mode jersey activate.

and stan's just like "don't, kyle. it's fine. i-i'm fine...."

and kyle is like "you don't--you don't look fine, raven...you look..."

and stan, who never raises his voice is like

"I SAID LEAVE. IT. ALONE. JERSEY.”

and storms out.....aaaaaaaaaa fuck we're in hell.

anyways! cheers! mazel! enjoy your horrible, deplorable, hurt no comfort lore that makes me want to literally Krill Myself.

-uncle nina, who is going to murder rm!cartman w/ my bare hands

[sula0kim]

MWEHEHEH BIRTHDAY TIME

i recommend to use the transcript

here the first kinder comic here!

AHHHHHG IT BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I MADE HIM I feel soo old 😭😭

[thelovelybitten]

I hate how amazing this turned out bc I feel absolutely awful using AI but I wanted to try it for fun just to say I tried it….but it literally took the picture out of my head.

[mmmthornton]

I think Tolkien would like to play with Stans hair anytime he showers / doesn't put product in it because it's sooo soft and fluffy. He just sticks his hand in it and Stan tells him to stop but he's smiling at the same time. Tolkien is like : ) but internally just

[gaystan]

you’re allowed to hate south park but if you hate stanley marsh i kill you

[wallywestwonderer]

South Park season 26 has been nothing but fanservice and by GOD it is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[artandwritingdump]

"D-do you think w-we're soulmates in e-every universe?"

"soulmates?"

[naitosutan]

I am genuinely going insane rn lololol

[bbathsalts]

I know it’s a old meme but I was thinking about it and he’s just…. 🥺🥺🥺 he deserves it