#my boyfriend asked me why i was drawing two twinks kissing an old man but was like oh right when i said iwtv

[quackspot]

i started thinking about that gay bastard oc of yours. platano. can u tell me about him

omg u wer thinkgin about platano..... mr banana man... mr 4011. i am obsessed with the banana code srry i just got back from work (it was good :-D)

any way. um. im going below the cut. he kidnaps people and he murders people and i hate him because he’s also a massive weeb so. hm

HISTORY OF PLATANO... yea his name is spanish for banana

his father, pablo, will probably get a name change someday but i literally never think of his father since the only thing he did in platano’s backstory was disappear 

since platano’s world has characters based off like. fruits and vegetables (there aren’t really any limit to what the characters are based off of. it was in my lazy google translate name phase so we have like... a gay character named arcenciel who becomes dadlike through my powerful canon-changing touch. also arcenciel wears the colors of the rainbow as often as he can i haven’t figured out a good design for him since i’m not used to using more than 5 colors. he also owns a hat factory)

i think arcenciel and platano are friends they met when platano was like. 17 probably and arcenciel would be around uhhhhh ummmmmmm 21??? idk man but in canon he’s probably around 30 . yes i m saying “in canon” because i wrote a really dumb and horrible story back in 2018 arcenciel used to have HUGE internalized homophobia and i turned that into a running joke and i dislike that so that’s a reason why i’m not sharing the fun little story i wrote for my friends

(the best part of that story is when arcenciel threw his light-up rainbow heelies at platano, thus starting the boss fight which the main cast LOST.)

ok back to the topic at hand. platano.

i have a whole doc named platano where i just wrote drabbles about him so i’m going to summarize them

the first one was his friend, percisi (my only cishet oc he’s very short and very aggressive while also dressing in a soft-colored turtleneck since he’s based off of peaches) using a misunderstood form of satanism to summon satan. guess what percisi and platano summoned satan for. it was a manga update! wow

i won’t say the mangas name it was an inside joke

so platano was like “hey satan can i have this manga now please please” and satan went “sure just kill people for me” 

that determined platanos job for the next 7 or so years <3 wonderful. 

(it was basically me writing a backstory for a scene to happen in the main writing i wrote for my friends. he killed someone because someone else in the building was trying to summon satan. very confusing but okay i guess.)

i think right after that i wrote about platano meeting his boyfriend, sage, for the first time. i have horribly mixed feelings about their relationship since it’s very. Hm.

so platano kidnaps people to watch anime with him because all his friends left him and his best friend, mangue, is too busy being a dictator over the Land of the Fruits. i shit you not fruits oppressed the vegetables. i wrote that dynamic between the two because i was learning about the revolutionary war in US History. something like that at least

(the Land of the Fruits is not the official name)

on the topic of kidnapping people. guess who his favorite person was. sage. it was sage. so he tried to take sage often but they probably discussed Proper boundaries since everyone else tried to run away. hmm i am now going to write a bit right now 

“Platano,” Sage started. “Why do you keep kidnapping me? It’s rude and I hate it.”

“What else am I supposed to do?” The yellow-haired fool leaned on his sword, digging the tip deeper into the ground. 

“ASK ME IF I WANT TO HANG OUT??” 

“I can do that?”

“You keep making my dads worried.” Sage looked around the area, fidgeting with his hands. 

“Oh. Okay. Want to hang out? Watch some anime?” Platano paused for a moment, but managed to say “Maybe kiss?” before Sage got to answer.

“I- KISS??? We can watch anime together. We can go now.” 

Sage ushered Platano through a portal as fast as he could. 

His dads were never worried.

hmmm maybe that’s alright idk i’m a little tired so it’s probably a little out of character. sage probably isn’t that loud but i think it was trying to be the dynamic of “oh, we’re not dating” when they kiss every sunday at 5 pm by a romantic river scene 

he’s a character who is, at his very core, horrible and bad. he is portrayed in a way i DESPISE but i’m too lazy to correct it. his interest in sage actually started with me going “hmm i think platano would draw sage like this” then sauce giving me fun facts about his oc, sage, yea sage is sauce’s oc <3 epic win . so sauce gave me fun facts about sage and i was like “time to doodle these in platanos ‘art style’” when in reality it’s just the mockery of people just getting into an anime art style, with the chin so pointy it could cut a cake 

i might reread my old writing from 2018. i gotta agree with the judges for that year i did not write very well

it mightve actually been made in 2017 which would be FUCKIN CRAZY im gonna check rn 

yea it was started in 2018. february 14th... huh . finished it completely in june of that year it was 41 pages total and it’s not even double spaced how did i write something without double spacing it

OH MY GOD BOB IS GOING TO HIJACK THIS RANT JUST FOR A LITTLE

so bob is a fluffy little anthro cloud with a grey top hat and bowtie. he is amazing. i love bob. bob is another one of sauce’s character and mangue (mentioned earlier) was made by my friend jamie 

(you can always ask for their tumblrs but i’d ask them if its okay to share their tumblrs. i might just look at them and reblog their stuff cuz i like their art!!! maybe jamie posted a drawing she made recently on her blog but tbh i don’t think she would she’s more of a twitter user)

ok so im skimming thru UMG which is the story it stands for “Universe of Magic Gardens” and it was originally made for a prank on ponytown so people would go “what’s UMG” and my friends and i would be like “ur mom gay xDDDDDD” or something like that . horrible but i’m glad i’ve changed from . that.

here’s a bit i actually like AKLJFISJFIO

“What the actual FUCK, Ilkie?!” Arcenciel cringed in fear. “Put it back- it’s too ugly.” He pointed at Platano, whose arms were crossed. 

why is it bolded. anyway.

i just saw a part where eau used y’all... water cowboy moments <333 i really need to make refs for all of those old characters. all of my umg-related characters have to be my oldest-living ocs. 

i cant believe this is making me genuinely reread my old writing just to go “WJHFSIDAJKSFIOJ WTF????” 

some of the lines on it sound like something you would hear on like. a school bus or somethin 

looking at umg like “wtf how did i add so much Meat to this writing” bc most of my writing now is mostly quotations to progress the story (like the quickie i wrote earlier. i could add meat to it but im  tired lol)

OK THIS IS MORE GENERAL BUT MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS WAS WRITING HAIKUS FOR PORTALS. after you visit a place enough times it’s kind of just an instinct to open a portal there so you don’t have to recite a haiku 

uhh ok here’s another bit becuase im feeling like living la vida loca.  ur biggest regret should be “can you tell me about him” by this point bc i’ve written too much to go back now

He landed on his face once he was outside of the hat. Meko quickly walked over to the guest room, opened the Portals for Dummies book, and flipped to a page. It looked devious.

“Banana, mango,

Each tasting amazingly.

A taste of evil.” 

Meko did the dance on the page, it consisted of something that looks like it’s from an anime. A portal opened, the familiar scent of bananas and mangoes coming from it. With some hesitation, Meko stepped in. He quickly made it so only his head peeked in.

it wasnt bolded this time but i like it bolded. ok i understand how i added meat it was just shitty expired meat ALKFSJSHDAIUJKFEIODSJAK . it wasnt even that much meat DAMN. it just looked like more.

actually that’s all i will write. i could  do more w platano but yea at his base he is a blonde twink who kills people because he wanted a manga but now he’s friends with a dictator. woo! wow. amazing character writing. i cant wait to get motivation to rewrite everything and make platano a good villain (he will still be very interested in anime sadly. idk why around that time i liked making characters who were obsessed with anime i didn’t even watch it much myself. i think it was because i wanted to put capes on them)

[thelarryficrecplace]

Do you know of any good Halloween themed fics?

Hello! Here you go, my 2017 Halloween Fics Larry Edition: 

Trick or Die by sweetlullabies:

Summary: “Is that blood on your face?” Louis asks, not even thinking before reaching out and ghosting one of his thumbs over Harry’s chin. He’s not even aware that he’s full on squatting in front of this boy, observing him like a scientist in a laboratory. Louis is just a very curious person, that’s all. “What happened?”

Harry quickly wipes his face with his sleeve, causing the contact between his skin and Louis’ thumb to become broken.

“I fell,” he mumbles, looking down at his lap and furrowing his eyebrows, as though this whole encounter is frustrating him.

Louis remains exactly where he is, trying his best to study this boy and figure out why exactly he’s hiding in some bushes in the middle of the night, as well as why he’s pretending that he’s not that boy in Louis’ class even though Louis knows he is.

the best time of year quickly turns into the worst for Louis once he gets himself involved with things—or supernatural beings, he shouldn’t mess with.

Word count: 39,450

like how your hands feel me up and down by ballsdeepinjesus:

Summary: “How do I look?” Harry asks lowly. He turns around and gestures towards the unzipped back of his skirt for him to help. Louis stumbles forward and places a cold hand on the exposed side of Harry’s stomach, steadying him while he pulls the zipper up the rest of the way. He pushes Harry back into the dressing room and stands behind him in front of the mirror.

“It’s – you’re tight,” Louis chokes. “It’s tight, I mean. It’s. Yes.” His hand is curved around his hip now, squeezing lightly.

“Tight’s good, right?” Harry murmurs, batting his eyelashes. He almost can’t believe himself.

“Very good,” Louis grunts.

[louis works in a halloween shop and harry needs a costume]

Word count: 7,588

Fallen treats by sweariwouldnt:

Summary: Harry hates both Halloween and Louis Tomlinson.

He does, however, love his little sister a lot.

Hence why he puts on his ears and his tail and joins her, her friends and their big brother for a round of trick or treating.

Word count: 6,229

Let You Lick the Lollipop by Anonymous:

Summary: Louis may be throwing a Halloween costume party for a lot of drunk college students, but that doesn’t mean he can’t also hand out candy to trick-or-treaters. He just has to keep people from stealing all the candy–especially the very hot guy in a toga who won’t leave his candy alone.

Word count: 4,429

Eyes Wide Open by Anonymous:

Summary: Louis could only gape and stare, unable to rip his eyes off the man, only now taking in the rest of his outfit. A skin-tight, white T-shirt covered his torso, clinging material highlighting the small dip of his waist. The better part of a muscular chest was prominently on display thanks to a plunging neckline, two tattooed birds on the man’s pecs drawing Louis’ eyes unbidden, not to mention the writing on the shirt - “Lil Monster’s Daddy”.

To say that Louis suffered from visual over-stimulation was putting it mildly. And the other man knew it if the slight smirk and watchful gaze, monitoring every hitch in Louis’ breath and twitch of his body, was anything to go by.

Or the one where wizard Louis gets to experience his first Muggle Halloween and gets more than he dared to hope for in the form of Muggle Harry dressing up as his literal wank fantasy, making it Louis’ best Halloween ever.

Word count: 4,130

it’s only you that matters by togetherwecouldbealright:

Summary: “I never used to care for Halloween, but now it’s my favorite holiday and, fuck, there’s no one else to blame except for you. You’ve made not only Halloween, but every day of the year better for me because I get to spend each and every one of them with you.” 

The one where Harry and Louis meet on Halloween and Halloween somehow becomes their thing.

Word count: 10,692

Kryptonite by Anonymous:

Summary: Louis watches with hooded eyes as Harry’s adam’s apple bobs up and down a few times, before licking his lips and slowly bringing his eyes back up to Louis’. Even in this lighting Louis can see how dilated his pupils have become, and imagines his must look similar.

“Are you wearing lace under your top, Lou?” Harry asks, voice deep with a rough edge that sends a shiver down his spine.

“I’m wearing lace under my everything, Harold.” he says coyly, batting his mascara laden lashes slowly.For the first time in all of the years they’ve been working together both Louis and Harry are single at the same time. With their company’s annual Halloween bash just around the corner, both men decide it might just be the perfect time to take a risk, and maybe get a little risqué with their costumes in the hopes that the reward might be each other.

Word count: 8,571

no grave can hold my body down by soleilouis:

Summary: harry and louis find themselves stuck in an old haunted house. it may or may not be the fault of three friendly matchmaker ghosts.

Word count: 13,198

i’ll fuck you like the devil by crybaby:

Summary: Harry rests back against what he guesses must be Louis’ desk, resting his bum over his notebooks as Louis plucks at the devil ears, tossing them to his bed. ‘So, what’s a little twink like you doing in my flat?’ he asks with a wicked grin as he takes a step to where Harry’s standing.

(Harry is 17, dresses as an angel for Halloween, and attends Louis’ Halloween party. Louis fucks him)

Word count: 8,934

In other words, I love you by sweetrevenge:

Summary: In 2004, the year that they met, Harry kissed Louis for the very first time on Halloween.

Ten years later, Harry has to spend Halloween on bed rest and Louis makes sure that his husband doesn’t miss a thing.

Word count: 3,960

You Are the Moon That Breaks the Night by supernope:

Summary: Harry doesn’t realize he’s been squeezing Louis’ hand until Louis nudges him in the hip and laughs, “They’re just pumpkins, Harry, calm down. Let’s go have a look.”

Harry lets Louis drag him off toward the closest pile of decorative gourds, then tugs him down into a crouch so they can begin to search through them all. He wants carving pumpkins, but he also wants little ones for decoration and a couple of ripe ones to bake with.

Louis does not understand the art of selecting a pumpkin, Harry discovers, and he has to give him a hands-on tutorial that involves way too much touching for such a public, kid-friendly place. Harry wants so many pumpkins that they end up making it into a contest to see who can choose the best ones, both drifting from pumpkin pile to hay bale, turning pumpkins over and pressing on the bottoms like they’re pumpkin experts.

Word count: 4,168

Something Strange by MiniMangaFan:

Summary: “We’re actually ghosts. We haunt the flat.”

“You’re fucking with me,” Liam scoffs, still eyeing them warily. “You’re mad.”

“Remember the shaving cream?” Louis asks, slouching like he’s bored with the conversation. It does get a bit tedious revealing themselves every year and facing the same scepticism. “And the freak internet cut outs and things going missing but you were sure you remembered where you put them and everything else that doesn’t make sense? Ghosts, mate, you’re being haunted.”

Liam frowns again, and then he faints. He actually faints.

Or, Harry and Louis are ghosts who are intent on making Liam suffer.

Word count: 7,092

Float Down Like Autumn Leaves (Stay Now) by hopelesswriter:

Summary: Sometimes life plays more tricks than treats on us. Sometimes we plan our future and hope for the best but our world is turned upside down. Sometimes the crispy air of October brings the smell of pumpkin spice candles instead of dead things- and sometimes, when it’s meant to be, there’s absolutely nothing we can do about it.

Or the AU in which Louis has a 6 year old daughter with a costume emergency that puts her school’s annual Halloween party at risk, Halloween decorated cupcakes are hard to find and tall men look absolutely ridiculously cute in giant vegetables costumes. Co-starring Harry, who makes really good food for the kids. Featuring Niall, who works in a bakery but has a part time job as a babysitter. And as much as he doesn’t believe in love at first (or second) sight, Louis is really infatuated and really wouldn’t mind seeing Harry again.

Word count: 16,624

come on, jump out at me by g_uttertrash:

Summary: Harry is a witch from a long line of power, an ancient line that’s one of the strongest left alive in their hemisphere. He can cast spells without a word if need be, fly on a broomstick, and has a black cat (a kitten, really) named Felix that is his animal familiar. He can shape galaxies in his cupped hands and can destroy them just as easily. He can choose exactly how to use his power, for encouragement and support, or for more nefarious causes if he wishes to.

And as fate would have it, he’s scared of haunted houses.

(Harry is a witch who carries around a stuffed pumpkin, Louis is a vampire with too much time on his hands, and their best mates Zayn & Niall aren’t exactly what they seem…)

Word count: 7,397

make this feel like home by tomorrows:

Summary: He doesn’t know if he’ll ever be graced with a sight cuter than his boyfriend standing in the middle of a pumpkin patch in October, holding the pumpkin version of him against his hip.

Harry wants to be the one held up against Louis’ waist. Not a silly pumpkin.

“Gonna the return the favor or what, curly?” Louis motions to the cute little stocky half of the orange dream team behind him and winks. “I’m a good enough pumpkin for you, aren’t it?”

[harry and louis are 17 and besotted, feat. halloween]

Word count: 4,362

a moth to your flame by sarcasticfluentry:

Summary: Harry attends a Halloween party with his vampire boyfriend Louis and gets more than he bargained for.

Word count: 9,486

An extra special halloween treat by harrysprostate:

Summary: Louis had been so curious about what Harry was going to be for Halloween. Harry was set on not telling Louis his costume until the party, and no matter what Louis did, nothing worked in getting Harry to change his mind. It was obvious that Harry’s costume was going to be a big deal, but Louis did not expect this.

Word count: 10,527

we’ve got unfinished business by suspendrs:

Summary: “Maybe we have a ghost,” Harry suggests, frowning when Louis laughs. “Lots of people have them, you know.”“

Harry, ghosts aren’t real,” Louis snorts, shaking his head as he makes his way back to the kitchen. Harry pouts for a moment, until he hears Louis shriek on the other side of the door.

Or, there’s a ghost in Harry and Louis’s apartment that seemingly just wants them to date.

Word count: 6,910

A gold and green Halloween by Tita:

Summary: “You stare quite a lot, do you know that?”

“Can’t help it,” Harry admits, no hesitation about this at least, “you’re just too pretty to miss.”

Louis rolls his eyes.

“Too smart to fall for your cheesy lines too.”

Harry smiles at him.

“I never expected otherwise from a Slytherin.”Harry and Louis are strangers who, dressed as Drarry, compete on a Halloween couple’s costume contest. It’s exactly as much of a mess as it sounds.

Word count: 8,386

Beep the Horn by kikikryslee:

Summary: “Listen, I’ve tried to be helpful,“ Niall said. "But it’s been three years. It’s time for you to make the move. There’s only so much encouraging I can do before it starts to get repetitive. And annoying.”

“I feel so loved,” Louis deadpanned.

“Of course we love you, Lou,” Zayn said. “We just need you to tell Harry how you feel so you can stop feeling so down on yourself.”Or, the one where Harry dresses as Miley Cyrus for Halloween, and Louis is the tiniest bit in love with him.

Word count: 5,959

[trashboiiz]

Self Conscious  (Aleks x Reader)

(A/N: ANGST BOIS)

The end of the summer was drawing closer each day. It's not like LA really had a fall or an extreme drop in temperature like the Northeast, but the ocean and air would get too cold for comfort. Even so, after a certain period it always felt weird swimming and doing normal summer things since shops switch to their Christmas decorations at the end of September, which made no sense to you.

Throughout the summer you and the rest of the CowChop crew have spent countless days on the beach, sometimes filming for a video, sometimes relaxing, sometimes just being dumb. You always had fun going to the beach with them, even if you didn’t feel like swimming or being in the heat, you loved the change of scenery and seeing the joy on everyone else's face, especially your boyfriend Aleks. Since summer was about to be over everyone at CowChop decided to have one last beach adventure filled with food friends and of course alcohol. Better yet, the weather was going to be perfect, hot and sunny without a cloud in the sky. You are eagerly looking forward to the weekend, one last day of soaking in the sun and watching James almost drown Trevor in the ocean; those were the days you lived for.

It was Thursday, only two days before the big beach extravaganza. Everyone was excited at work; Trevor, Asher, and Jakob wouldn’t shut up about the water guns they recently bought, Joe asked everyone what food they were bringing, Lindsey reminded everyone to bring sunscreen, Anna was making a list of supplies, James was making sure his Bubba was in tip-top shape, and Brett said he’d kill anyone who tries to prank him. You were eager like everyone else, but whenever you brought up the topic to Aleks he always tried to change the subject.

“Do you want me to buy anything for you, Aleks?” you ask, rolling your chair over to him, “like some new board shorts or fun beach things?”

“No I’m good. Did you finish editing your video” his eyes glued to his screen.

“I, uh, no I’m still working on it”.

“You should go finish that, we have a lot of stuff to do today”.

“Um, yea ok”.

You return to your desk, confused by Aleks’ coldness. He was more standoffish, annoyed by the slightest thing. He was different.

After work you and Aleks drive home in an awkward silence. He looks less angry now, but more worried. What is stress? You all finished a lot of work today so tomorrow was going to be light. He doesn’t have any future big events coming up either, so that’s probably not it. You glance over at him and see him frowning, a defeated look on his face. Something was wrong.

Once you arrive home, Aleks goes directly into his office and shuts the door, not coming out for anything, even dinner. You eat alone in bed, scrolling through your phone and petting Mishka next to you.

“Y/N, I was thinking that we shouldn’t go to the beach the weekend”

You look up from your phone to see Aleks standing in the bedroom doorway, wringing his hands.

“What?”

“It’ll be too hot and I don’t want to get sunburnt again, ya know?”

You put your phone down and stare at Aleks.

“But we already bought everything for the beach. And it’ll be a lot of fun, all your friends are gonna be there. It’s a little Cow Chop bonding.”

“I don’t think we should go”.

“Aleks,” you pat the area next to you, “what’s actually wrong”.

He walks over to the side of the bed next to you and sits down, not making eye contact.

“It’s dumb, it’s nothing” He mumbles.

“Aleks, you can tell me anything”

“It’s just” he sighs, “I don’t wanna take my shirt off”.

You look at him quizzically, “What? Why?”

“Y/N…” Aleks whines, “Don’t make me say it”.

“Aleks I literally have no fucking idea what the problem is”.

“Look at me!” He throws his arms open, “I’m so fucking gross now, gross and fat”.

You sit up and look at Aleks, tears building up. You can tell he’s trying to hold them in, but it’s difficult, too difficult. One tear falls, then it’s a cascade. He covers his face with his hand in an effort to hide his sadness, but the tears slip between his fingers. You scootch over and pull him into your arms so that he’s buried into your clothes.

“It’s so stupid, I know I’m being stupid, but I just feel so gross. Look at this, I’m a fucking whale”.

“No, Aleks,” you coo, “you’re not a whale. Yes, you may have gained some weight after moving to LA but you don’t look bad. You’re still beautiful, hot, whatever word you want to use”.

“Y/N, please” he stifles a sob, “you don’t need to lie to me”.

“Bullshit. I’m not lying. You’re gorgeous. You’re the same beautiful man I fell in love with with the same cute grin and big heart. You’re not always going to be a 20 year old twink with boney arms and legs. To be honest, I’m happy you have some padding now. You’re bones fucking hurt”.

Aleks laughs softly, face still pressed against you.

“People just keep pointing it out and it makes me feel like shit”

“I know, I know. Some of them don’t mean it in a negative way but others a dicks. You just need to ignore them and realize that you have a bunch of people that love you. I love you.”

You lean over and kiss the top of Aleks’ head, causing him to look up at you.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to fucking cry”.

“Aleks shut up. You can cry all you want”.

He chuckles and you kiss his cheek.

“Love you, Aleks”.

“Love you too, Y/N”.