#my gf agreed that we would make great ex wives. she gets me fr<3 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

gaycinema · 2 years

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i was at this grad party for a friend of my gfs and we were talking abt relationships and i made a joke about how i think im meant to get divorced like i feel like im meant to be someone’s ex wife. and one of the girls was like what no don’t say that :( and I was like naur im not trying to be self deprecating i just think getting divorced is in my future. i marry rich i get divorced i get half the money. im in a complex love-hate relationship with my ex wife and the cat we have joint custody over. it’s spicy it’s fun i get alimony checks. i can always get married again. come on

#in my head i was like if this was a party full of other gay ppl they wld have Understood my vision and laughed at the joke a little🙄#my gf agreed that we would make great ex wives. she gets me fr<3

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