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servingliesarch · 4 years

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okay not to be on this bandwagon but as gross as the pirates would have been realistically given they were at sea for extended periods of time, and the personal hygiene habits at the time were questionable at best, media has forever ruined them for me. i see the word pirates and i think, wow, what a hot aesthetic. yo ho, you funky sea mongrels! sexy of you to steal from the rich and have a legal gay marriage for your crew!

#𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 ; nerd central.#like pirates changed me #my grandpa had crimson pirate and cutthroat island recorded on vhs tapes #and i was obsessed #like sure the movie was a bit garbage but i loved it and pirate captain geena davis did stuff to me #also elizabeth swann?? hello??????#and the entire cast of black sails............#especially james flint and his gay rage but not just #ALL OF THEM TBH #amazing #i'm sorry my lizard brain is still at it

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