#my oc is chaotic and sarcastic and will dwell on one thing forever just to annoy or tease others

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*Team red comes back to HQ from a mission and see Florence making a smoothie in their kitchen*

Carmen: Um... hi Flo?

Florence: Hello, Carmen.

Zack and Ivy: Is that your car out front?

Florence: Yes, and no you cannot drive it or race it.

*Carmen opens her mouth to say something but Florence beats her to it*

Florence, not looking their way, still making her smoothie: Yes, Carmen I am very much alive and yes Shadowsan, I did break in through a window.

Shadowsan and Carmen: How did you-

Florence, avoiding answering questions of how she knew what they were going to ask: Speaking of windows, why don't you ever lock them? I checked every single window and they're all unlocked.

Carmen: Well, no one really knows we live here so...

Florence, with an eyebrow raised: Well I did! You guys are super thieves!

*she takes a deep breath*

INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN SUPER THIEVES! AND YOU DON'T EVEN LOCK YOUR FUCKING WINDOWS!

Florence: I was trying to make a fucking smoothie but was sidetracked with locking all your windows because yOU DON'T SEEM TO USE THE LOCK WHICH IS VIVIDLY AVAILABLE TO USE!

*Zack and Ivy are quietly dying on the couch as Carmen and Shadowsan are being scolded by their friend*

Florence: Absolutely abhorrent, just plain idiotic behaviours. What else can I expect from you guys honestly.

*Zack and Ivy continue to quietly die from laughter*

Florence: I'm not a big super thief but the reason no one breaks into my home is because I LOCK MY FUCKING WINDOWS

Carmen: Look, we're sorry-

Florence: If I didn't lock your windows for you, Sandiego, this place would have been destroyed. If V.I.L.E found out where your HQ is they would have easily broken in because you DON'T LOCK YOU BLOODY WINDOWS.