#my pilates instructor's new landlord is an irredeemable capitalistic arsehole dongwad monkeytrucker who only thinks of himself

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Ways to get yourself on my "This person us an arsehole" list #67: Have your security cameras equipped with a motion detector that says, "Hi! You are currently being recorded." Guaranteed to tick off someone who's taking their dog out to pee outside instead of on your floor.