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gideonisms · 3 months ago

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my lesbian coworkers think I get 0 pussy. which is correct but you did not have to say it. also you have to include that it's not because I'm not hot. I know I'm hot and the problem is something different and weirder

#i was watching a reel of someone who just moved in with her gf and immediately started using all her gf's stuff #people were in the comments like aw how cute #well i have an organizational system. and have arranged my life accordingly #and if you try to fuck with my system i will slowly and subtly lose my mind until i become the Creature #i never lose anything nor become ruffled nor get visibly mad at people for petty reasons #nor am i late for things nor do i fail to turn in important documents nor do i misplace documents nor does my apartment grow gross things #my sanity is built upon a complex system and adding elements takes a lot of focus #sex is an element

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