#my straight guy friend: yeah shadowheart is pretty much always in my party bc she's the healer so i decided to romance her | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

syn0vial · 10 months

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everyone's acting shocked that shadowheart is the top romance option and not astarion, but as your impossibly stereotypical lesbian-with-mostly-straight-dude-friends, lemme tell you, there is nothing shocking to me about a shadowheart sweep OR the fact that astarion fans are so much louder comparatively

#my straight guy friend: yeah shadowheart is pretty much always in my party bc she's the healer so i decided to romance her #me: oh that's nice! is she your favorite companion?#straight guy friend: well i've come up with a really good storm cleric build for her!#me: okay... um who's your favorite character‚ like‚ emotionally?#straight guy friend: [does not compute]#straight guy friend: /continues to talk about party's OP builds instead #no hate or anything. it just doesn't surprise me that 1) shadowheart is the most popular #or 2) a lot of the people who romanced her aren't the type to gush about her on tumblr #though of course those people do exist as well!#baldur's gate 3

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