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gothic literature iz my superwholock

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lISTENING TO MY STARKID PLAYLIST WHILE DONG HOMEWORK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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She looks so fed up with everything omg-

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I don’t remember programming that into

The Laser

The Laser

will make you straight only so that

The Laser

can make a seven foot muscle mommy pull out her

The Laser

branded strapon and fuck you in

The Ass.

IM SO COOKED!!!!!!!

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Oh shit

Hi there 👋,

My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

Spread the word

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Hello dears! I am mohammed asking you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. I am now in bad need your support to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place either on the level of livelihood or on the level of souls. I need your monetary support to enable me to get the basic needs for my family till Rafah crossing point reopens to move my family to safety and peace. Please help a family be alive through your small donations or througn your shares to others. Thank you so Much for your stand beside people in need.

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Hello, I am Ahmed. The war destroyed my life🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸. Can you help me? I need 3 things from you:

1 : Share my campaign to your relatives and friends 🙏

2 : reblog my pinned post

3 : donate if you are able to donate.

Thank you for listening to me

My post link 👇💕

https://www.tumblr.com/ahmed4palestine/756439898525974528/urgent

My GFM link 👇🔗

https://gofund.me/1d8bb3df

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Hi there 👋,

My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. 🕊️🇵🇸

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

Spread the word!

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Yeah, it was a personal whoopsies on my part.

i am

the laser

and i am going to make you straight when you get hit with

the laser

The Laser

is homophobic?

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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Yes boss.

Cold, so cold Truth be told I shake, might break, without a fold This cold I patrol For one, little friend, I’d like to hold That zone All alone Yet here, they don’t mind, they take it slow That zone I’ve outgrown Brave worlds, braver souls let me be known

Noise Oh, I hear a voice Say, would you like to PLAY?!

Come with me, we’ll keep on zooming Why not spread your arms and fly? You know you haven’t got a thing to fret ‘cause I’m right by your side! I always seek! And you never hide!

What’s wrong now, you’re looking grim Not seen a hedgehog with those eyes? Might it be, your old pal Sonic’s hard for you to recognize? If you think a fake’s the one who's singing I'll remind you that you might be forgetting just a thing

I'LL MAKE YOU PLAY ALONG IN TIME WITH ME, AS SOON I'LL BREAK THAT SPACE, YOUR HEART I SHALL SET FREE SO FOLLOW

Me, into the spin of searing heat Break the silence, underneath the sheet Know I’ve set in stone, the order Peppered envy, pain and horror

Being set upon a broken land Freed by that what lays within his hands As we warm, I split asunder Such caprice, it makes you wonder

What’s the point in playing make-believe? Your pointless pride makes you look so naive! Perhaps one day, I’ll trust the otherwise Until that day, I’ll only trust brighter skies

“You’re not very good at this, ARE YOU?”

See, my buddy, it’s only me Your friend, Sonic, will watch you flee Burning up til all are one Yet me you shun?

In his world He saves the weak In HIS world He molds the ones who’d rather taste defeat Death defying, redefining Now I see the silver lining It was never me who was the cheat, I don’t think we need these things to be so crude You’ll be a pal, not just a stooge LET US END YOUR SUBTERFUGE

the worm in my brain told me to subterfuge out! sorry dude

mods, twist his balls into a fine powder and use them as chicken tender seasoning.

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Bro wtf

tw: image kinda suicide-y. im fine for those who be concerned, someone was tellimg me to hurt myself.

DAWG THIS SHIT SO FUNNY 😭😭

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my new objectsona theyre called in switzerland there is a movie theater that lets you watch filmsy

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Did your divorce lawyer give you one of those punchcards for a free divorce after like, 8?

throws ring pop at you violently

Is this a proposal ... are we getting married again ....

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Character arc of the century

FUCK YOU . WHOEVER READS THIS I HATE U. I HATE EVERYONE TODAY

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The Gothic Whore album is such a musical theatre album. I want it to me a musical.