#mztxy

[potahun]

Wen Tao’s version of He Meinan had no pity like 

1. Talking about the kidney transplant

Pu Yixing (as Sa Weixiao): I thought our relationship couldn’t get any closer. But we’ve now arrived at a stage where there’s you in me, and me in you.

Wen Tao, very categorically (as He Meinan) : There’s no you in me.

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2. Once everything blows:

- He Jiong’s version actually gives Sa Beining a hug

- Wen Tao’s version:

WT : That knife wound was worth it!

[wanghedi]

Oh the iconic pyx 啊！伟大的梅林啊 ! 请再给忠臣一次机会 episode

[potahun]

Full Cast! The Detective College kids in S4E1

it’s time to go treasure-hunting!

[potahun]

OKAY

Fave bits from S4E9:

Qi Sijun: “I want to wish Wen Tao happy birthday”. *turns to Wen Tao like he’s gonna gift the binoculars to him. “Happy Birthday”.  *leaves with binoculars* 

WT, holding the box: “It’s too light. Can’t be a gold bar”.

QI SIJUN. TIED TO THE KITCHEN. AGAIN.

Shi Kai eating vegetables straight off the field like...please Shi Kai. How many health warnings do you need.

Cao Enqi and Qi Sijun both looking themselves up on Weibo: QSJ: “I had a new show and wanted to check the feedback”. CEQ: “I just do it out of habit”. PYX: “You can’t say that, if you say that you lose to him”

Cao Enqi admitting he looked Wen Tao up on Weibo to see his bday wishes. PYX: “He’s checking the feedback on Wen Tao.”

LYT: “After eating, you want to do sports, right?” QSJ: “You don’t understand us very well.” SK: “We don’t want to move at all. We want to lie down”.

Wen Tao wall climbing while Shi Kai is absolutely Not Calm on the ground.

The “that’s it?” moment after He Yunchen reached the top in 2+ mins.

Cao Enqi’s loudest sighs during wall climbing and everyone trying not to laugh

Kai Kai getting pretty much YANKED up the wall in the beginning. 

The hug A Pu gives Xiao Qi. Xiao Qi hanging onto it for just a second before his professionalism kicks in and he starts smiling again

Cao Enqi inadvertently locking himself and Qi Sijun together, and the whole convo that ensued ksdaljksjdlksj

Shi Kai’s tiny sounds of not knowing what to respond to Wen Tao’s questioning, but not wanting to show any weakness, when they were talking on the beds (most didi to ever didi)

Sharing clues!! Sharing clues honestly!! BEFORE BETRAYING EACH OTHER. JUST LIKE THAT

“We must be thinking the same thing, huh?” “Un.” 

Qi Sijun sings a well-known classic. I did not recognise the classic until they played the original right after his singing

[potahun]

Cao Enqi would train fairy types

[wanghedi]

Pyx and gwt managed to make a 6 person game feel like a 2 person game lmao their dynamic of incredible distrust and furiously going after each other (no matter if the other person is actually on the same side as them) in these types of games is so funny

[wanghedi]

Hello i have restarted my little murder mystery spin off show <3 just wanted to write for my record so when theyre playing any mafia type games gwt is like 😐 when ppl comment on his role no matter if what theyre saying is good or bad BUT hes like 😂😆😄 when pyx says anything about his role even if pyx is saying he should get voted out like no man is that funny baby girl

[wanghedi]

The girls are fightinggggg (the girls being the finance bros from 名学 and fighting as in besties getting mad at each other for real over this glorified scavenger hunt game)

[wanghedi]

How did the quiet introvert gwt of 蜜桃 s1ep2 who said maybe 15 sentences the entire episode and never spoke unless asked a question become the gwt of post 名学s2 who lies in murder mysteries like second nature and then dramatically yells at pyx for never trusting him

[wanghedi]

I cant believe no one cared to mention throughout the 齐岱泽一个幸运 和一个冲击 gag that 齐思钧’s real legal name is literally 齐岱泽 and thats why it was so funny 😭 i thought it was just a pun on 齐/期 but it makes way more sense that its a homophone of his whole name

[wanghedi]

I obviously shouldnt have worried i would never see the 名学 group of people anywhere else when they cancel the show because mgtv is breaking apart and redistributing and reassembling these people into at least 3 different spinoff shows where the cycle through whichever ones are available that week these assholes will be on tv all fuckin year long just one show after another lmaooo

[wanghedi]

The way the editors of 名学/蜜桃 LOOOOVE photoshoppibg gwt as a girl for their NPCs is so funny like everyone else gets their face badly photoshopped onto the victims body and he gets his face yassified and then photoshopped onto the victims body

[wanghedi]

I love 名学/蜜桃 sooo much im happy to have decided out of the blue to give them a try BUT i am breaking up with them i have to stop watching because I'm genuinely worried me finishing all 5 seasons and them announcing the show is over and this group of friends is splitting up will coincide Exactly with most of my real life group of friends and classmates graduating and scattering and i can see this becoming a problem for my emotional well being in a few months not even being dramatic

[wanghedi]

More mztxy posting. So in that debate they set up in s2 about whether u would elope w ur ideal partner if u knew u knew u would definitely get divorced in the future which is whatever idk why they picked this topic BUT looking back that whole closing statement from pyx... Why would he say all that what is his fucking problem i literally feel like crying until i dry heave

[wanghedi]

I gotta start watching chinese variety shows that are just starting out and have less than a certain amount of views like getting in on the ground floor yknow? If its a good show (BIG if) then thats when it'll be best like s1 and s2 of 名学 were sooo low budget they couldve filmed it in half a school gym and they didnt even have a sponsor (pretty sure they still dont actually which is so rare) but that means they got away with saying stuff they would never allow on regular tv and their editors/show runners were On the ball like they knew about All the inside jokes in and out of the show (ie. that time pyx went on stream wearing a purple wig and makeup and his pink cat ear gamer girl headphones and his gf's dress and edited him back in that get up and they even knew the girl ver of his name that his fans gave him) and theyre always so nice with the edits like no one is ever made to look mean or bad just to make drama and they knew about all the bff pairing names and listened to the audience about what games they liked watching..... Now its just like any other show ... And once they got actual famous people in it. Direct downward spiral. this show should be about z list celebrities and their barely in the entertainment industry friends. Thats IT

[wanghedi]

Oooh i need to get this ouy but 名侦探学院 main cast count down by fuckability:

7. 邵明明 - i love him and his ncredibly bad temper and attitude sometimes and is so dramatic all the time but he is gay

6. 唐九州- is a compci student but not the biggest problem as u can see thete are business majors higehr up yhe list but jojo is low bc he looks like a baby a toddler a child if u will

5. 石凯 - we love skdd but hnot my type

4. ggg - i think hes in fact the better looking of the 2 finance majors hes really good looking for a normal non celeb person like i cany imagine working in the same office as this guy and and suddently hes on tv in tv hair and makeup and u see him on bilibili being called 妹妹 and 老婆lmao its like if someone tld u yeah did u guys see stephen from HR is being babygirlified and malewifefied on tv djwkldk

3. 齐思均: he looks like a nice guy ; probably a really good roommate abd friend. He really does remund me of 何炅 like the vibe and hosting style and like. Such a good host... I cant believe the first time i saw him mc the dilf show i was like who the tf isthis rando but he won me over even before i watched mztxy bc he hosted so many things. And well! He gets so much mc work these days hes got all the hosting gigs i feel like a proud mpther when i see him mc a major gala omg our very own ,齐岱泽 our 齐妈

2. Zjw... A half frog from montearel....but he is tall.... But he seems like a mainsplainer and isa psych major... But he is tall.... .but double psych major...but Probably the most widely acvepted best looking from this cast but. Again. A quebecois

1. ppp - the vast and rocketlike improvemeny in ranking for pyx... He was genuinely a lil ugly to me thw first ep i watched but he has won mw over. The power of a funny litle guy..and ithink his voice is reallynice even tho he has a borderline comedic 四川 accent sometime and i like his vibes like this guy is a little kooky like a manic pixie girl and he is my favourite yes evn tho he is a finace major (but no longer works in finance so a point there) and just a guy who sometimes on tv and plays a lot of video games