#n then alonso blamed his strategy for the reason he didn’t get p6

[killa-trav]

i feel like we as a society haven’t talked about seb’s japanese gp enough

it’s the fact that on the opening lap he went wheel to wheel w alonso only for alonso to yeet him off the track being all bye bitch hope u dnf n seb was like bitch pls this is my last japanese gp as a full time driver do u really think i’m going to dnf on the opening lap? let me just reverse cha cha slide style and then he did exactly that n was running towards the back bc of that

n then during the red flag like the little girl boss he is he came up with a secret sentence code word n all like little kids do during playtime at school n then was all yup yup yup and car crew 5 yeeted themselves from their seats so he could pit for inters before everyone else (apart from latifi but he’s irrelevant to this) n then girl bossed his way to p6 bc he’s a fucking genius n has the biggest brain ever n then fought of alonso who by the way was on freshers tyres in a much much much faster car only to cross the line literally at the exact same time recreating that scene from cars where lightning mcqueen sticks his tongue out so he can finish first