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#n's a different story because he was being groomed. but colress has no such excuse
relicsongmel
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Your honor my client simply wanted to fuck around and find out
#mel's musings
#briefly interrupting my hiatus to leave this here
#context: i found a remaster of joking motive with the bw2 soundfont on youtube
#and it gave me the absolutely HILARIOUS mental image of raymond shields as colress' defense lawyer
#you know. because of the whole ecoterrorism thing (re: freezing an entire city just bc he was curious about kyurem's power)
#cause like. there's NO WAY that didn't kill people right
#there's no way there weren't some poor folks walking around the streets that got blasted w/ unbreakable ice
#(oc tangent: denise nearly died in this attack and has permanent ptsd and aversion to ice/cold in general as a result)
#AND YET the dude seemingly suffers no consequences for it. he's still just chilling on team plasma's ship in the postgame
#which always made no sense to me because ghetsis and the sages got arrested in bw1 (even if the former escaped)
#n's a different story because he was being groomed. but colress has no such excuse
#either the pokemon world's justice system is REALLY lax or he had a really good lawyer
#and guess what brilliant idea i just had today. i would SO be fleshing this out more if my brain wasn't still eating itself alive
#↖️ this user is not normal about raymond shields ace attorney and you best believe she's going to make it everyone's problem
#forest for the tree
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