#naritalks

[natriae]

I was tryna think of a post of like who in haikyuu are the best pussy eaters

NOW WHY COULD ALL I THINK OF WAS INARIZAKI

INARIZAKI IS FULL OF MUNCHES LIKE YOU CANNOT LOOK AT THEM AND THINK NAH THEY CANT EAT PUSSY

[virgilisspidey]

2012 Raph is the type of person that lifts people up when he hugs them and that makes me so happy as someone that loves hugs

[natriae]

i need a continuation of dilf toshi BECAUSE I CANTT

i love dilf toshi¡!!!¡!!

I do have a part 2 coming out soon with satori's daughter and toshi but n e way to feel you now

MDNI

Dilf! Toshi who became quite the expert when it comes to fucking. He started having one nights stands just to learn and found out his body gives him quite the advantage

Dilf! Toshi that loves to take care of you and spoil you in any way

Dilf! Toshi who takes his role as your protector seriously...scary dog privilege fr

Dilf! Toshi who books random trips to take you on just because

Dilf! Toshi who gets scared he's not doing enough

Dilf! Toshi that will block followers that talk bad about you

Dilf! Toshi who will do literally anything to make you happy if you wanted to break up with him as sad as he would be he would let you because he cares so much

[virgilisspidey]

2012 brothers laugh headcanons

Leo

Can laugh at literally anything

You know he's laughing if his shoulders are shaking (lmao me)

His laughs are sometimes quiet

But when he does full out laugh he's the type to slide down on to the floor (like me frfr)

Like, knees stop working, he will sink tkt he floor

The person that's beside him automatically just pulls him back up

Raph

Has the loudest laugh

Would grab people when he laughs

Like, you're just standing next to him and he would grab your arm

Struggles to breath (literally me)

Has a tea kettle wheeze thst makes everyone laugh even harder

Pls let this man breath

Donnie

Very polite when he laughs

His eyes would always go wide when someone tells a joke

He covers his mouth when he laughs (like me again)

Would snort if something really funny surprised him (he's a bit embarrassed about it but Casey and April loves it when he does that, it means theor jokes are real funny)

Mikey

Literally copies peoples laughs (omfg me)

Like, if he spends a bit too much time with Leo his laughs are hard to hear

If he hangs out with Raph his laughs are loud

One time he accidentally snorted real loud like Donnie and the two just stared at each other in absolute horror (actually happened to me irl)

His laigh just changes or adds an element of another person's laugh

BONUS!!

Casey

Laughs like "HA—!" and just shakes violently trying to gasp for air

He's the type that slaps his knees when he laughs

You can hear his lungs collapse

April

I can't explain it but she laughs like... Backwards (me again, omfg)

Instead of releasing air she's sucking it in

She sounds like she smokes

Someone pls help her

But the brothers + casey and karai find her laugh cute

Karai

Laughs silently (i am literally projecting in these silly guys)

Like you would see her clutchibg her stomach from how hard she's laughing but you could not hear it

She shakes when that happens

You know she's laughong too if she's gasping for air

[virgilisspidey]

2012 boys as the things me and my sister did when we were younger

Raph randomly tickles Mikey if they just happen to be sitting or layong right next to each other

Donnie actively avoids to smell whatever weird food combination Mikey makes

Leo and Raph would have little wrestle fights

They sometimes drag Mikey and Donnie in it

Mikey automatically sides with Leo while Donnie sides with Raph

Donnie will betray Raph halfway through

Leo does this little tickle game thing where he makes his hand (named it Mr. Greenie) walk from his younger brother's feet, legs up to all their ticklish spots

His brotherd hate that game

Raph actively fights back

Mikey's favorite part is where Mr. Greenie would tickle his sides

Donnie despises it so he's the first one to run away when Leo pounces on them

Mikey once drew on the wall and Raph covered it up with his own drawings

Raph told Splinter the crayons did those on its own

Splinter did not believe him but the art work he did on the wall looked so good, considering he was still young

Raph kept calling Donnie ugly and he actually eventually cried

Raph stopped calling him ugly because Leo would not stop frowning at him

Said sorry in the end using a card

Mikey made them a lot of cards

Mikey and Leo pretend plays with wet paper as the food

Mikey tried feeding it to Donnie and he full on body shuddered when it touched him

Raph had to carry Donnie over sewer puddles because he's disgusted of it

Idk if this is an asian dad thing, but Splinter let's the turtles walk over his back like a massage thing

They have fun doing it

Raph once jumped and accidentally turned the massage into a chiropractor session

Mikey cried a lot when he wss younger

Raph is a bit possessive with his things

Leo makes his brothers play pretend whenever something scary is going on. Whether it be a storm, or if Splinter is out too long, he'd have them play pretend to distract them.

It worked most of the time

Raph caught on about it when they got older

Donnie followed after

Mikey still doesn't understand what the purpose of those play pretend games are but it was fun

They play y8 games once Donnie managed to fix a computer

Raph and Mikey play fireboy and watergirl

Raph takes the controls most of the time because Mikey can't do some of the puzzles

Leo plays the racing games

Donnie is a little perfectionist when he plays any papa game

They played the maze (if you know you know)

They let Leo play because if Raph did it he'll throw the table, Mikey doesn't want to even look at the monitor and Donnie's hands are shaking

Raph, Mikey and Donnie screamed when the jumpscare happened

Leo was in too much of a shock to react

That's all thank you