#natalie’s fluffmas celebration

[the-iceni-bitch]

Congrats on 7000 followers!! For your Fluffmas celebration, I feel like Lloyd and his coquinette are perfect for the dialogue prompt “Did you make me a tinsel crown?” because of her love of shiny things.

I can definitely see this! And it’s perfect because you know his coquinette goes way over the top with the Christmas decorations!!

Warnings for fluff and just a little bit of smuttiness.

The front hall of of the estate was practically blinding when Lloyd walked through the front door, all the lights and the garland and extravagant gold ornaments making him chuckle as he started to try to find you.

“Amour?” Lloyd called out as he wandered through the foyer, longing for the sight of you even though he had only been gone for a few hours. “Ma nénette, where are you?”

“The salon!” You beamed as soon as you set eyes on him, bouncing just a little on your toes after you hung another ornament on the massive tree and gesturing to your masterpiece. “What do you think?”

“It’s enormous.” He laughed when you gave him a bratty huff at the lack of compliments, biting his lip as he walked to where you were standing on the ladder while you wiggled petulantly in that way that made your tits jiggle. “It’s almost as beautiful as you, chérie, but why are you the one standing on the ladder? Why didn’t you ask Brutus or Cleveland to do it?”

“They kept putting things in the wrong places.” You leaned down and giggled when he grabbed your hand and kissed it. “Hand me one of the red ones.”

“Uh-huh, and why aren’t they at least holding the ladder for you?” Lloyd handed you an ornament and watched you stretch to place it, groaning when your skirt rose up your hips and gave him a perfect view of your bare pussy from his position at the base of the ladder. “Never mind, that answers my question.”

“Hush… Lloyd!” You squealed when he grabbed your knee and pulled as soon as you placed your ornament, falling into his arms and letting out tiny little whines when he started kissing you all over your face and neck. “Mon loup, wait! I have something for you.”

“Mon joli chaton, did you get me a present?” Lloyd nibbled on your ear and started walking towards where you indicated, sinking onto the chaise and settling you in his lap while you grabbed the glittering package you had set aside. “You’re so fucking sweet. Look at this! Did you make me a tinsel crown?”

“Mmhm, I thought you’d look pretty with one.” You pressed yourself close and placed it on his head, kissing the tip of his nose and humming when he wound his arms around your waist. “And I was right, you look very pretty, Daddy.”

“Ma pie, you and your sparkly things, you spoil your Daddy.” Lloyd leaned forward and sucked on your neck until you purred, licking over the bruise he’d left before starting to nip his way down your chest. “Gonna spoil you too, make my girl al sparkly. What do you say we hang some ornaments and tinsel on your pretty nipples while you ride me and then I’ll come all over that glistening little pussy until you look like a perfect present for your Daddy?”

ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ mᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙ𝖿𝖿mᥲs ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ!

[the-iceni-bitch]

𝒩𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾ℯ’𝓈 ℱ𝓁𝓊𝒻𝒻𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝒞ℯ𝓁ℯ𝒷𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃！

You guys, it’s my birthday, the holidays are here, I’m all lost in the big feelings, and I just hit 7,000 followers, so I’m doing a little celebration from now until the middle of January to provide us all with some much needed softness and fluff!

I’m going to be opening my inbox for prompts and small requests, but only for the couples in my AUs and series. Choose a dialogue or scenario prompt (or one of each) from the lists below and pick a couple from one of my AUs that you’d like me to write a holiday drabble for and send me an ask!

You can also ask for a holiday card for the couple of your choice and I will provide one for you, because I love that cutesy shit 🎄☃️🤍❄️🛷🎅🏻

ᥲᥙs :

𖢻. No Love Like Your Love

𖢻. Poison Paradise

𖢻. Goddamn Prince Charming Looking DILF

𖢻. Vices Assemble

𖢻. Jake and Khaleesi.

𖢻. Swimming Through Sick Lullabies

ძіᥲᥣ᥆gᥙᥱ:

𖢻 “Stop trying to get me to walk under the mistletoe.”

𖢻“That should be our Christmas card this year.”

𖢻“I know we said no presents this year but…”

𖢻 “What do you think? Like the tree?”

𖢻“Open your stocking!”

𖢻“It’s snowing!”

𖢻“What are you doing?” - “Making a snow angel.”

𖢻“Do people even use nutcrackers?”

𖢻“Is that supposed to be a snowman?”

𖢻“This is the best gift you could’ve given me.”

𖢻“You have snow on your eyelashes, looks cute.”

𖢻“Please don’t make me wear this, I look ridiculous.”

𖢻“I’m never letting you convince me to go carolling again.”

𖢻“Here, you can have one of my gloves.”

𖢻“It’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar.”

𖢻“Christmas hot chocolate is not normal hot chocolate. Where are the marshmallows?”

𖢻“I’ll let you sit on my knee.”

𖢻“But I wanted to be Santa this year!”

𖢻“Did you make me a tinsel crown?”

𖢻“I can’t get the star on, would you give me a hand?”

𖢻“I’m freezing, let me steal your warmth!”

𖢻“Get closer to the fire, you’re shivering.”

𖢻“I told you I shouldn’t wrap the presents!”

𖢻“I don’t care that you’re putting up lights, get off the roof!”.

𖢻“Are you telling me we’re stranded?” - “I’m telling you the snow is higher than the goddamn door.”

𖢻“So what you’re telling me is you don’t want to wear matching sweaters?”

𖢻“I don’t know that you’ll get any presents with that filthy mouth…”

𖢻“I can't sleep without you, it's too cold.“

sᥴᥱᥒᥲrі᥆s:

𖢻Decorating the tree

𖢻Dancing in the snow

𖢻Present shopping

𖢻Gift giving

𖢻Wrapping gifts

𖢻Making a gingerbread house

𖢻Snowball fight

𖢻Sledding

𖢻Mistletoe

𖢻Christmas baking

𖢻Christmas market

𖢻Making snowmen

𖢻Christmas/holiday party

𖢻Hanukkah

𖢻Watching Christmas movies

𖢻Going ice skating

𖢻Christmas dinner

𖢻Secret Santa

𖢻Both reaching for the last cookie

𖢻Making Christmas decorations

𖢻New Years countdown

𖢻NYE Party

[the-iceni-bitch]

Curtis and Filly………..“Stop trying to get me to walk under the mistletoe.”

I decided to combine these two because I feel like they work well together!

Warnings: spoilers for each part of Swimming Through Sick Lullabies, possessive and slightly toxic behavior, A/B/O, Filly is a little bit of a “not like other girls” type, preludes to sexy times

Curtis huffed out a small laugh into his drink when you failed at disguising your sneer when you saw Andy’s Omega look demurely at the floor when he talked over her again, the way she stood silently at his side and let him touch her however he wanted while he showed her off to his friends irking you to no end. At least it was better that when you had visited the Drysdales over the summer and the missus had cried every time another Alpha even looked at her.

“This is supposed to be a party, sweetheart.” Curtis grabbed your chin and forced you to look up at him after setting aside his drink. “How the hell are all these assholes supposed to enjoy themselves when you keep snarling at their mates?”

“Their mates are weak.” You breathed his scent in deeply when he ducked close and cradled the back of your head in his massive palm, letting your eyes fall closed when he brushed his nose against yours and rumbled softly. “Just pretty little dolls. Don’t know why they bother with these damn parties to show them off.”

“Because they’re morons who don’t realize what they’re missing.” Curtis grinned when you let him walk you backwards towards the edge of the room, putting just a bit of pressure on the mark of your bond until you purred for him. “Not that they could handle you, anyway.”

“No they couldn’t. What are you doing?” You opened your eyes and scowled when you realized you were making your way away from the rest of the party. “Oh god, stop trying to get me to walk under the mistletoe.”

“Why should I.” Curtis shoved you into the corner where the greenery was hung and chuffed when you growled at him, wrapping his hand around your throat and squeezing when he started to scent you almost obscenely. “Maybe I want to show off my mate too, wanna show all these idiots how this tiny little body fights to take my fat knot while those claws tear up my shoulders.”

“Alpha…” you licked your lips and chirped when he dragged his nose along your jaw then bit your ear, your breathing getting shallower as slick started to leak down your thighs when he finally kissed you and lifted you off the floor. “Fuck me. I wanna show those dumb bitches what it’s like to get fucked by a real Alpha.”

ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ mᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙ𝖿𝖿mᥲs ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ!

[the-iceni-bitch]

happy birthday nat 🥹❤️

Could we see a little drabble with Bobby and Kitten?

Prompt “I can’t sleep without you, It’s too cold”

I mean idk how this would happen with these two unless Bobby is in like prison LOL

Lol, I will say, trying to write fluff for some of the couples I included in this is gonna be difficult, but I think I’ve figured it out.

Warnings: drunk Bobby, drugging without consent (just cough syrup, but still), handsiness, mentions of f receiving oral sex

You smiled as you did your best to manhandle Bobby into bed, nodding along with him when he continued to insist he wasn’t sick even as he was sniffling. If you hadn’t managed to sneak some cough medicine into the multiple hot toddies you’d convinced him to drink, he probably would’ve still been trying to eat you out.

Instead he was clumsily grabbing your ass and tits while he mouthed at your neck before you shoved him onto the bed, still attempting to get his hands under your sweater and pouting at you when you just pushed them away so you could get him undressed.

“Get ndaked.” He sniffed again and huffed when you just shook your head at him as you took off his boots then started working on his pants. “You listend to mbe womband…”

“Bobby, you can’t even say ‘woman’ right now, don’t try to boss me around.” You finally got all his clothes off and sighed when you considered the next task of getting him into pajamas. “And maybe you’ll listen to me the next time when I tell you to put on a hat and coat before you go outside.”

“Didnd’t ndeed it.” He just wanted to pull you on top of him and watch you ride him, he didn’t think that was unreasonable. “I’mb finde.”

“No you’re not, you’re stubborn.” You could tell that he was losing his battle with the medicine and alcohol since he let you pull his flannel bottoms on after just a few lazy kicks. “Now get under the covers.”

The look he gave you was the epitome of petulance, his brow all furrowed and his bottom lip sticking out and you wanted to take a picture so he couldn’t deny how big of a brat he was next time he was sick. But he still let you pull the blankets over him, his eyes almost immediately starting to droop when he was all bundled up as he turned on his side.

“Wait, dond’t go.” Bobby grabbed your hand when you tried to walk away to get the humidifier, somehow managing to look utterly pathetic as he wound his fingers through yours. “I cand’t sleep without you, it’s too cold.”

“Jesus Christ.” You rolled your eyes and breathed deeply before pulling off you sweater and jeans and moving to crawl into the bed next to him, chuckling softly when he pulled you into his chest and wrapped his whole body around you. “You’re absolutely ridiculous, I’m gonna tell your brother what a baby you are.”

ว໐іຖ mฯ 𝖿ᥣน𝖿𝖿mᥲş ᥴᥱ̄ᥣᥱ̄๖rᥲ𝗍і໐ຖ

[the-iceni-bitch]

First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I hope you have a wonderful day and all your birthday wishes come true.

Second, I’m so excited for your Fluffmas! It sounds like so much fun. 😊

As for a holiday drabble, I found a prompt that I’m thinking could go really well with Le Grande Homme and Coquinette from your Poison Paradise AU—“This is the best gift you could’ve given me.”

I hope it inspires something, but even if not, I hope you have a wonderful birthday and holiday season! 💜

Thank you so much, love!!!! Birthday was amazing and the wishes are coming true all over the place 🥰

And these two, ugh. I’m gonna try not to make this too filthy.

“Lloyd, it’s so beautiful!” You squealed when you held up the thin silk gown, running the fabric through your fingers and admiring the color while Lloyd pulled you closer and kissed your neck. “Where am I even going to wear all of these presents?”

“Wherever the fuck I want you to, amour.” Lloyd purred when you wiggled in his lap, his hands gripping your soft thighs and sliding your nightie up your hips while gazed at you. “Love dressing you up and showing you off too much, can’t believe how much I spoil you.”

“But you love to spoil me.” You scooped up the soft ocelot kitten he had gotten you and kissed her right on the top of her head, giggling at her mew while you scratched under her chin and batting your eyelashes at Lloyd while he kept stroking your skin gently. “And I love spoiling you too, Daddy.”

“Don’t you start that shit, coquinette, I’ll fuck you in front of the cat.” Lloyd barked playfully before leaning forward and biting your jaw, grinning against your cheek and sliding his hands up to tease under the straps of your nightie when you dropped the kitten with a gasp. “You still have so many presents to open, mon chaton.”

“Yes, Daddy.” You whined when you felt his tongue drag along your throat, burying your hands in his hair and rubbing your cheek against his temple while you struggled not to lose yourself. “But I have a present for you first.”

“Do you? What a sweet girl.” Lloyd kissed your cheek and stilled his movements when you reached for a thin box, taking it from you when you handed it to him. “You really do spoil your Daddy. What did you get me, ma nénette?”

“You have to open it.” You toyed with the collar of his shirt and smiled warmly at him when he started unwrapping your gift.

“Baby girl.” Lloyd breathed deeply when he opened the box and set his eyes on the simple dagger, running his fingers over the worn carvings in the wood handle and picking it up so he could test the balance, which was just as perfect as he remembered. “Where did you find this?”

“Some stuffy old asshole’s study, in a goddamn glass case.” You shook your head before gasping when he gave you an intense gaze that made your cunt throb. “Didn’t even know what he had.”

“You beautiful, perfect little magpie.” Lloyd grabbed the back of your neck with his free hand and smashed his lips to yours, twirling the blade through his fingers lazily when he pulled back and grinned at you. “This is the best gift you could’ve given me. My first knife. Think I’m gonna fuck you with the grip later.”

ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ mᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙ𝖿𝖿mᥲs ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ!

[the-iceni-bitch]

YNGDTTGA & “Christmas hot chocolate is not normal hot chocolate. Where are the marshmallows?” 😊

Ah, no worries, I’ve got you!

Warnings: some spoilers for You’ll Never Go Down to the Gods Again, some teasing, implied sexy times

Ransom smiled softly while he watched you carry your daughter around the kitchen, munching on the cookies the two of you had baked earlier in the day and waving when Amelia gave him a shy look.

“What do you think, pumpkin, should daddy come try our hot chocolate?” The way you beamed when she reached up and grabbed your cheeks made Ransom’s heart melt, he’d never get enough of how absolutely happy you were now that her sweet little personality was starting to develop. “I agree, just a little more chocolate, Ransom, come get a cup.”

“My two girls are the best little chefs a man could hope for.” Ransom kissed Amelia’s head and wrapped an arm around you to give you an affectionate squeeze before filling his mug and taking a sip. “Amazing.”

“No wait, baby!” You laughed gently when Ami giggled and buried her face in your shoulder, beckoning Ransom to you when he tried to go back to the cookies. “This is Christmas hot chocolate. Christmas hot chocolate is not normal hot chocolate. Where are the marshmallows?”

“Oh no, I didn’t realize it was special Christmas hot chocolate.” Ransom kissed you on the lips and scooped Amelia out of your arms as he handed you his cup, grinning when she slapped his shoulders gleefully and bouncing her while they followed you towards the toppings bar you had set up. “What should I put on it to make it extra special, kiddo?”

“‘Mallows, sp’inkles…” She pointed her chubby little fingers at pretty much every single container you had set out until Ransom’s mug was practically overflowing with various Christmas accoutrements. “Yay!”

“Take the first sip for me, bunny, I don’t wanna spill.” Ransom chuckled when your sip left you with a whipped cream and marshmallow mustache, cupping your cheek with his free hand and leaning down to kiss the mess off your upper lip. “So sweet.”

“Alpha…” you purred when he kept his lips barely brushing against yours, your thighs clenching together when you felt yourself starting to get warm and slick as he slid his hand back to press against your mark. “We can’t, she’s still awake.”

“Yeah, I know.” His chest rumbled while he lingered for a moment before pulling back, seeing you so domestic and holding your daughter was making him want to knock you up all over again, he was pretty sure he was going to do his best to keep you constantly pregnant from now on. “Later. Let’s get you your own cocoa, Ami, and mommy too. Then I’ll read you a Christmas story, okay?”

ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ mᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙ𝖿𝖿mᥲs ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ!

[the-iceni-bitch]

Hi sweet Natalie! ❤️

Finally worked my last shift before Christmas, so I’m celebrating by sending you some Kinkmas asks 😁❤️

For the first one, I was thinking Dilf!Steve and tattoo artist!reader with the dialogue “it’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar” ☃️🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼

Hope that you’ve had a great day ❤️

Got this one from @misc-incorporated as well so doubling up!

I can definitely see this taking place during the same Christmas as the previous drabble I did for them…

Steve chuckled when he struggled to get Grant into his PJs, ruffling the toddler’s hair once he finally did up all the snaps and setting him down on the floor so he could waddle off to go find you. The kid squealed when he saw you curled up in front of the fire with a mug of tea in your hands, running to you and screaming “mommy” over and over until you put your cup down and pulled him into your lap so you could kiss his cheeks.

“No cookies, sir, daddy just brushed your teeth.” You winked at Steve when Grant tried to grab one of the sweets off your plate. “Let’s do yours and your sister’s calendars then story time.”

“Hey bug, you all washed up?” Steve hugged Sarah when she skipped into the room, grinning at her when she nodded before sitting next to you and tucking you into his side. “Okay, who’s going first?”

As always, the kids agreed that Molly would go first, making sure she sat patiently while they opened the little compartment and unwrapped her gingerbread man treat for the day. They both wanted to go next though, so you helped Grant unfold the stegosaurus and add it to the dinosaur scene while Steve and Sarah put together the sugarplum fairy.

“It looks good you guys, me next?” Steve grinned and rested his cheek on the top of your head while he reached to pull open the day’s drawer and admired the charcoal pencils that were waiting for him. “Perfect, may have to sketch something tomorrow. Alright, mommy’s turn!”

“No, that’s okay.” You cleared your throat and took an innocent sip of tea, avoiding Steve’s gaze while you scratched Molly’s ears. “Let’s read, go pick a story, kids!”

“Baby, they spent a long time picking out the shortbread calendar I think they…” Steve just snorted when they ran off to pick a book without acknowledging you, shaking his head and kissing your hair while you settled in closer. “Or not. Why don’t you want to open your calendar?”

“Well, Steven.” You tilted your head up to look at him and bit your lip. “You got your pregnant wife twenty-five delicious cookies, it’s incredibly bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar. It’s even more incredible that I managed to hold off for ten days.”

“Oh my god, yeah okay.” Steve cupped your cheek affectionately and kissed the tip of your nose, looking to the side when the kids ran back in and taking the book they had chosen. “Forgot how hungry you get when you’re knocked up.”

“Not my fault, it’s your freakishly large babies, and now I have two of… oh!” You jumped a little when you felt a jolt in your belly, grinning when Steve gave you a worried look and grabbing his hand to place it on your stomach. “They’re kicking, a lot! Come feel you guys, your brother and sister are awake.”

ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ mᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙ𝖿𝖿mᥲs ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ!!

[the-iceni-bitch]

Bear and Cubby NEED a holiday card 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

They absolutely do!!! I decided to do one for their first holiday season after Rachel is born, because the two of them as dads is the absolute fluffiest shit imaginable 🥰

ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ mᥡ 𝖿ᥣᥙ𝖿𝖿mᥲs ᥴᥱᥣᥱᑲrᥲ𝗍і᥆ᥒ!!

[the-iceni-bitch]

Oh, Natalie, when I saw the notification that you had tagged me in “something I might be interested in” I thought for sure that you were leaving us 😫😭 My heart jumped into my throat 🥺❤️

But luckily, it was just the announcement for your Fluffmas celebration! 😁🥰☃️🎄 Which I have to say, I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT! 😱🎅🏼❤️

My December has been shit so far and I’m in desperate need of some distractions (especially from the 2 wisdom teeth I need to get pulled 😭😔), so I might just send several prompts your way, if that’s alright? And then you can just pick and choose which you would like to respond to 🥺❤️

Hope you’re doing great and thank you, as always, for sharing your brilliant writing ❤️

Oh no! Don’t worry, I’m not leaving this trash site until I’m dead, promise.

And I’m so sorry your December has been shitty! Please send me all the prompts you want, drown me in them. You all can send me as many as you want, I’m very soft and fluffy right now 🥰

Thank you for the love!