#nd also yap in apparently

[girlevils]

𖤐⋆.˚  SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR  ... @cherrycursed .ᐟ 𖤐⋆.˚  LOCATION  ... hallway off of the grand hall .ᐟ

she  studied it  —  the  mosaic  glass  stained  and  marred  by  cracks  depicting  the  devastation.  the  son  of  god  nailed  to  the  cross,  anguish  bestowed  upon  his  features,  and  a  slew  of  figures  crowded  before  him.  ten  years  ago  jodie  would’ve  paid  no  mind  to  it,  she  hadn’t,  often  saw  it  as  just  another  gaudy  display.  for  a  place  that  prided  itself  in  being  the  best  they  fell  short  on upkeep. maybe the evening was just a ploy to rack up enough to replace the window ... with an inviting sunrise, no doubt.  clear tape  still  sealed  a  shard  of  the  pane  in  place  —  one  peeled  back  time and time again by the deviant to funnel her smoke.  after  word  got  out  of  an  ‘aroma’  lingering  from  the  restrooms,  jodie  had  to  get  creative.  apparently creative enough  that  even  after  all  this  time  no  one  seemed to notice.  cigarette  sat  idle  between  ringed  fingers,  attention  fixed on  a  woman  knelt  before  the  cross,  head  in  her  hands  and  draped  in  crimson  red.  her  own hand dropped to  smooth  over the  silk slip  dress of  the  same  color.  a  bit  darker,  jodie  never  one  for  flashiness,  and  clinging  to  her  frame  like  a  second  skin.  yet it  wasn’t  the  dress  that  felt  constricting,  no,  but  a crashing  wave  of  realization that rendered her still.  for a moment, she  saw  herself  in  that  woman,  she  saw  her  classmates  in  that  crowd. it  wasn't  a  cross,  it  was  a  flowing current.  like that very scene, they  all watched  chris  die  …  disappear. only he didn't do it for their sins, they'd pay for those. technically they already started to. movement  eventually  pulled  her  from  her  own  head ( thank god ), quick drag from her cig before,  “  you  going  to  sell  me  out  to  the  headmistress  ?  ”  deadpanned  as  if  she  hadn’t  just  grappled  with  an  internal  revelation,  jodie  finally  turned only to be met with a familiar face.  “  nick,  ”  should’ve  known  it'd be  him,  always  was  one  to  catch  her  in  a  moments  of  seclusion.  “  enjoying yourself this evening ?  ” a beat, “  seem to be. you know if i hadn't known, i would've thought you tried your hand at a career in politics. ”

[gay-tulips-ina-trenchcoat]

people not listening to you after you've listened to them is so fucking annoying and upsetting for me

I'll let everyone yap to me about anything they want to as long as i'm comfortable with it but the second it's MY turn to speak everyone fucking ignores EVERYTHING i say

susan (which was in some previous posts on my blog), this is about you (she'll never see)

when this little bitch is talking about anything she likes or enjoys or is doing i try to listen although im not interested. because i wanna be good. but the second I WANT TO TALK she acts like she has everything deep in her ass, interrupts me every second with noises and everything and will just fucking REFUSE to listen to me. and i do NOT mean nd unmasking shit. i know her.

and it didn't just happen once. it happened many times in previous attempts of talking. i know my interests are not the usual kind and i may have trouble actually expressing my knowledge (especially in my first language) and all that shit but please

she's also a complete hypocrite. when someone else, whether me, my friend, or anyone ive previously seen say no to her, she doesn't understand SHIT and just keeps doing whatever she was, breaking boundaries (at least for me. when i tell her not to touch me, take my stuff etc she doesn't react). BUT when SHE tells someone to stop?? she expects them to stop.

this bitch is also a transphobic little bitch and she probed that many times. also has some parts of an ableist mindset and is just an itty bitty homophobic.

her transphobia: hating on xenogenders and neopronouns and not listening even a little bit to my explanation (nice point to make, in the theme of the whole post), hating on how trans people look like. therefore that while they are transitioning they look like neither. while and after trying to explain to her that it's an important part of lots of trans people lives and that some people don't fit the binary and/or just may prefer to look like, she completely ignored it.

her ableism: being somewhat surprised (negatively) at some autistic traits, that kids which need extra care or anything actually receive it (negatively) (example: we have a clearly nd kiddo in our school that's tiptoeing all of the time i see him. she was negatively surprised, somewhat between negative "what the actual fuck" and "people actually do that?" and similar that the kid does this and therefore needs a teacher with them while walking not to fall over). what really angried me today, which is the main reason i make this point, is that whenever i stimmed at one break time she decided to not let me and touch me and my headphones (i really really really really really dislike, aka hate, them being touched and have disclosed it multiple times in the past). for her it was funny but for me it was distressing as fuxk and from positive stimming it went to heavily negative stimming, making me stim MORE and making her "CALM ME DOWN" (i did NOT need this. she was "calming me down" (quotes because it was like a play thing for her) like a little kid after a meltdown)

her homophobia: when i told her (reminded her) a long time ago maybe a year or so that i am a lesbian she was shocked (she apparently thought im pan, which is what I've identified a very long time ago for a short period of time. but she couldn't just. not know. because she outed me to my fucking mother without my consent through her own mother.). she also said she's "sick of people that change their sexual orientation just like that" while she never even fucking saw a person do this and what she simply saw was people REALIZING that the label they were using no longer/never fit them

[cinnamanz]

rant incoming 😔

im so lost bcs ever since i was young my mom has always pressured me into becoming a lawyer, and im now on my fourth year in law. however, yesterday she told me she didnt want me to become a lawyer anymore. for no apparent reason. and im so lost?? like, why are you telling me this now? when im so close to graduating? when i’ve disregarded my own dreams to be the lawyer you so wanted me to be? idk anymore lord im going crazy lawl

no i understand u anon, im like lowk in the same position as u rn except im not in my fourth year of law, but my dad's side of the family has alw been in law nd politics nd my dad was also supposed to be a lawyer, but sumn happened nd now he wants me to be a lawyer. but then every now nd then he'd be like actually, be a nurse instead. or be a police officer, nd this nd that nd man what the hell im not doing ANY of those😭😭😭 i think mb after finishing law school, u can see where it branches out nd hopefully u find sumn else to do. at the end of the day, its ur life nd they cant tell u shit how ur story's supposed to go. its never too late to start all over again, nd most of the time, the stuff ppl finish in college nd stuff nvr rly work out for them nd they end up doing sumn else they rly enjoyed. wishing u all the best i think i yapped more than u did😭😭😭😭

[puprdou]

ueueeue literally just imagine her yapping, mouth on full volume without the possibility of pausing as baji, who has his face stuffed into her chest beneath her cute lil’ top, is listening. oh and he had a long week too, he needed this physical touch.. he was barely listening to a thing she said more so than her plushy skin that he just could never get enough of, always wanting more always needing to touch it, so needy.

just soft ’mhm’s and muffled ’yeah’s occasionally as she yapped on about whatever happened in her day, while he was half-asleep in her breasts pftt- oh ’nd if she tried to make him fall asleep after noticing those horrid eyebags and just generally more grouchy attitude, the headpats and hair caressing is gonna make him pass out in literal seconds..

also omg ur so right, if like,,, if shelly ever got cold or felt like someone was a creep and staring at her too long or in the wrong way he would so beat the crap out of whoever it was for just looking at his girl, cause that is apparently a crime. he would deadass get half naked and take off his toman jacket ’nd wrap it either over her shoulders or around her waist to hide her butt ’nd proceed to cling to her the entire rest of the day, covering her up for nobody but him to see pfttt

not to mention the other toman boys are prolly gonna be protective too and make sure nobody looks at her for too long,, but mainly ’nd def most possessively baji is the one doing it pft

also i can so see him taking her out into the woods near musashi shrine after a meeting and just chilling in a tree with a little blanket under them or under his toman coat just to be more comfy,, like taking a nap in a pretty tree together ’nd if she was still uncomfy even with his coat/blanket or if she was scared he would so let her sit on his lap ’nd hug her tightly the entire time to make her feel safe, warm nd protected ueueueue

Deep dive into Shelly's inspirations !

(++ me yapping about her bc I love her)

tbh my very first inspiration to make her was this fic made by hubby, I think I wasn't even finished with tr yet by that time but I thought "wow, hyperfeminine clingy yume.... yeah I need more of those"

it took me awhile to finally do her until I decided to go watch more and more reels on tianakun's account on instagram and that was it, I had to make that yume

no bc literally until now, everytime I watch her reels I can only think about shelly, I was even talking about it with hubby today bc I was mentioning how a bit after me making shelly, tiana posted a review of some shell themed makeup and omg that was literally the universe confirming their connection

shelly for sure would always record her new clothes, if it was a gift from one of her partners, the record would be for them, and she would just post a photo on it later

and omggggg I was talking earlier about how she would just undress on video, yapping about some random thing or just talking about her day, maybe trip while putting on socks, falling to the ground AND KEEP YAPPING 😭😭 then suddenly she would feel the pain and not even know where it come from ueueueue literally she's so silly

BUT OKAY BACK TO THE INSPOS I wasn't really sure of a design, I didn't wanted her to be blonde so I just went with blue bc I've been wanting to dye my hair blue pft, soooooo with the blue and things I thought of the name shell, then shelly, and then while singing to ruthlessness from epic I went "what if.... hmmmmm.... she does looks like a Poseidon worshipper doesn't she..?" ended up also putting Aphrodite too bc like,,,,, I worship her, I have a necklace for her that I use every day, ofc she had to also worship her pft

but she is more of an ocean kid like, all my love for the ocean, the beach, collecting shells, IT'S ALL ON HER

the shell pic on her template it's bc it's literally what originated her name pft, and the swans for 1- being a representation of Aphrodite 2- being a symbol of love 3- prettyyyyy

and lastlyyyyy lagoona who is also literally sooooo her like, I actually didn't take inspo from her but I put her there bc shelly is literally her like,,,,, sea creature??? blue theme??? strong personality??? yeah, that's shelly

and uh,,,,, yeah that's it I think soooo,,,, I'll talk more random things about her bc I love her pft

okay so first here's some clothes of her that I have saved on pinterest

very cute isn't she? ^^ ueueueue if only I had money to buy clothes like thatttt..... but she gets to live my dream!! bc she's technically me and and anddddddd she deserves it!!!!!

ALSO I love how she's such a tease with her clothes like,,,,, "babe get dressed, you're going to the gang meeting with me" and oh.... oooooh she's gonna get the cutest outfit she has and some super mini skirt that barely covers her ass and just be waking around looking like a pretty doll and pretending like that outfit wasn't totally intentional hihihi she KNOWS the power she has over her partners, and she uses that to her advantage

butttt even though she knows it oh that girls is so so so sensitive and insecure like, asking every minute "do you still love me?" "and I too annoying?" "are you tired of me?" and she doesn't want just some simple confirmation, she wants a full on speech/text or else she'll be overthinking all day

anywaysssss omg every time she falls in love with someone new she goes to her altar to talk about them to Aphrodite, literally she talked about all of her partners to her

"hiiiiii, hello lady Aphrodite ^^ first things first, here's some chocolate for you that I'm leaving here, hope you like it! now, let me tell you about this new person a meet"

and omg girl is a yapper, omfggggg how do u turn her off??? she doesn't shut up unless like, she fears she's being annoying but she's already at a point on her relantionships where she doesn't worry about that anymore, she just talks more and more and she doesn't stoppppp (just like me rn yipeeee)

uhhh,,,,,, LET ME THINK OF MORE THINGS ueueueueue she uh,,,,, her hair is naturally curled and wakes up beautiful every morning but she still decided to style it every morning to look even more pretty and like,,,, THIS!! THAT'S HER!!

ueueueueue lookkkkkkkk ueueueue I can totally see her showing off her curls to her partners like this all cute and silly and happy ueueueueue

OKAY LIKE,,,,,, I could be here making a whole book about her but I feel like this is getting wayyyyy too long so I might just do a part 2 later!! ^^

IF U READ UNTIL HERE OMG WHO ARE U ANGEL???? HOPE U LIKED MY SILLY GIRL YIPEEEEEE

also tagging hubby bc he always gets tags on by stuff and he has no choice @dollrndo

[sticky-badger]

Hi! Out of pure curiosity have you ever wrote any tickle HCs for Noragami? Specifically for Yato? 👉👈

I haven't yet... BUT NOW I'M GONNA! 💙💙

Thanks for the ask!!! 😚👌

Noragami: Yato tickle Head Canons!

Oh, Yato. Sweet, sweet, silly Yato. What a joy he is to be around. Happy, funny, good at listening. Is there anything this stray God can't do?

Lee:

Apparently handling a few tickles is one of the few things Yato is incapable of.

'God's aren't ticklish'

That is always his starting point when he knows he's in for a wrecking. And the result never changes. Yato is indeed very ticklish.

Always tries to escape but never teleports. Maybe he's too flustered and forgets he can actually do that? Silly boi.

Once you've got him he doesn't stop yapping.

'I'll never grant a wish for you again!'

'A plague of mildly irritating events will befall you!'

'Wait! Wait! Wait! I'll pay you!'

Blah, blah, blah. And he just won't stop squirming the entire time. His hands are all over the shop, trying to block and grab his attackers.

His weak spots are his neck, ribs, underarms and knees. The fluffy-fluff scarf is meant to be some form of protection. It offers no such thing.

Tickle bites work wonders on his neck, and raspberries. Lots and lots of raspberries on his neck, his laughter goes so squeaky and hiccuppy.

For his underarms, you can try pinning him yourself or getting some assistance. I'm sure there's a young blonde haired regalia around who would just love to assist you.

Once you have those arms up and out of the way Yatos chit chat becomes so fast, panicked and swamped with nervous laughter that you can't really understand what he's saying.

Yatos laughter is loud and cackly. Lots of screaming 'no'. His entire vocabulary becomes exclusively limited to 'no'. Short 'no', long 'no', giggly 'no', repeated out-of-breath 'nonononono'.

And he's a fighter. He will never just lay still and take it.

Tickling is a punishment for Yato if he spends money on stupid stuff or misuses Yukine. But it can also be to cheer him up if he's having a grump.

When he's had a few to drink, it becomes more of a game, more enjoyable for him and it ensures that he gets a good night's rest. He might even ask for it too if you're lucky. What an adorable sight it is to have a giddy Yato grinning at you as he asked very politely for some 'Pokeys~' as he calls them.

'*hic* Hey, y'know, I've had a pretty busy day a-nd *hic* I could r'lly go for s'me pokeeeys~'

Ler:

Oh boy. You've annoyed Yato. I'd say run but, you won't get far.

Tickles from Yato usually mean he wants to get you back for something.

You eat his cheese melt buns? Tickles. You tell him not to spend money? Tickles. You confiscate his booze? Double tickles.

He's not the meanest ler out there, but he'll definitely have you begging him to stop. He's just far to skilled at tickling.

Usually he won't pin his victim, because he's so good at bringing the victim to their knees, he doesn't have to pin them. They have no choice but to lay there and laugh.

Rough and random tickles are his specially. Mercilessly attacking a bad spot, then a couple cruel pokes and scribbles elsewhere to distract you, before suddenly switching back.

And he's just so casual and sassy with his teasing! Like, damn it shut up!

'Thought you could worship another God without me finding out, huh? Nothing gets past me~'

'Weeellll... I guess I could stop if you buy me a little something to apologise~'

'I'm a God, so obviously I'm doing this for a good reason. You're just full of sins, you know?'

Infuriating.

And then comes drunk ler Yato. He gets playful sometimes instead of emotional. Drunk tickles from Yato are far more fair. It's more like a tickle fight between him and whomever is unlucky enough to be sat beside him.

Drunken tickle fights, same as when he's in a Lee mood, will usually end up with him falling asleep (or rather passing out in his drunken state) as the tickles sap whatevers left of his energy. Leaving him a tired giggly ball on the floor.

Yato is a good boy and deserves all the love, adoration and followers in the world! All hail the mighty Yato God! 💙💙💙💙💙

45% Lee - 55% Ler!