#ndm x mc

[robin-goatfellow]

Flannán, trying to ask MC out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Robin: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

[bella-daonna]

Cal wanted to order

[postsofbabel]

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[robin-goatfellow]

Keagan: If you're secretly in love with me, you should tell me.

MC: Will those feelings be reciprocated?

Keagan: Oh no. It's just really good for my ego.

[robin-goatfellow]

Daonna discusses folklores with MC: "Average fair folk steal 100 names from humans a year" factoid actually is just a statistical error. Average fair folk steal 0 names from humans. Robin Goodfellow, who is not even a Tír na NÓg native & steals over 10,000 each day from both humans and fair folk indiscriminately, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[robin-goatfellow]

Flannán: What are your goals?

MC: To pet all the dogs.

Flannán: No, why did you cross the border?

MC: To pet all the dogs on the other side.

[robin-goatfellow]

Aífe: There is no future, there is no past, do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

MC:

Shae:

Keagan:

Everyone Else At Aífe’s Surprise Birthday Party:

MC: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[robin-goatfellow]

MC: Okay, truth or dare?

Flannán: Truth.

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Flannán:

Flannán: ...Dare.

MC: Go to bed.

Flannán: I don’t like this game.

[robin-goatfellow]

Flannán: MC, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

MC: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Flannán: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Maeve.

[robin-goatfellow]

MC, pointing: May I sit there?

Flannán: That's my lap.

MC: That doesn't answer my question, Flan.

[robin-goatfellow]

Robin: I just ended a four year relationship.

MC: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Robin: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Keagan and Flannán fighting from across the room*

[robin-goatfellow]

Robin: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Shae: You’re a hazard to society.

MC: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

[robin-goatfellow]

MC, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Flannán, walks in covered with ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[robin-goatfellow]

Robin: You love me, right, MC?

MC: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

[robin-goatfellow]

Flannán: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Keagan: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Flannán: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE DOGS WITH ME!

Keagan: Wh- You wouldn't dare!

MC, picking up the monopoly board: Guys, I think we should stop playing now.

[robin-goatfellow]

Flannán, to Robin: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Robin, motioning to themself and MC: No no no no no, TWO idiots!