#neathpost

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bands from michigan when the lights are on: oh absolutely NOT cut that out immediately

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really enjoying the implications of "once per game, something pleasant will happen". just once! that's all you get! the rest of the game will be filled with unpleasant happenings only.

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I was going on my way to make a stupid post that was just supposed to be “yuri [GIF OF TWO NOODLEFLIES KILLING EACHOTHER]” so I went to the wiki since I knew they’d have what I need, but lo and behold the fucking filename

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thought a post was very gourmcore

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a tribute to my favorite region <3

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Nintendo. NINTENDO. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO THE SPLAT MUSIC COMMUNITY! STARVING! STARVING I SAY! THEY’RE TITLING THEIR VIDEOS THINGS LIKE “Untitled Battle Track 9” IT’S HARROWING! CRITICAL LACK OF SQUID BEATS/ANY SOUND TEST MENU HAS DRIVEN US TO THIS! 25 INJURED 7 DEAD 1 MISSING. IT’S GETTING DARK.

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happy pride month to venomous trombonists, weather-sensitive trumpet players with a taste for big hats, and saxophonists who wear glasses despite seemingly not having eyes

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realized the cartoon alien cat memes people have been posting look like Saint so I felt compelled: (edit since people keep reblogging the original: look in the reblogs there's even more of these)

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you’re under the impression I’m scared of this swell little gent?

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guess where I went today

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okay everyone’s talking about the trombonist and I LOVE the trombonist don’t get me wrong. what a look. but I need you all to know that I’m like 90% sure the baritone saxophonist is a crinoid. when the three were revealed I saw their feathery arms and radially arranged triangle teeth and were like “THEY’RE THE!!! THEY’RE THE THING!!! THE FUCKING THING I CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME OF!!! THEY’RE RELATED TO URCHINS!!!” and it was bothering me so bad until I found the thing I was thinking of again. crinoids. sea lilies. they’re echinoderms like urchins and sea cucumbers (the teeth) and starfish (the teeth and also the face markings). NINTEY percent sure they’re a crinoid and that’s cool as fuck let’s GO more echinoderm rep!!! anyway you can get back to being gay for the octopus now just don’t forget the epic crinoid

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Marina, Warabi, Paul, and Dedf1sh all in a group chat playing a time-killing game where they pass a snippet of a song from one user to another and attempt to mutilate it like a game of YTP tennis. they can only add one thing at a time and the winner is whoever’s the first to make it sound unrecognizable.

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reading up on the Ghost band is so funny because it all looks like this:

note 1: this song made at least one leader of the Catholic faith combust

note 2: upon release, it topped Sweden’s charts and was promptly awarded the Songs That Would Steal My Wife And I’d Thank Them award

note 3: year of this song’s release, all of Europe reported doubled crop yields

“[tasteful cymbal taps over cartoon ghost theremin]

Tobias Forge, lying through his fucking teeth: always been a big fan of god. big fan of that guy.

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Tobias Forge, still doing lying jester voice: oh lord in heaven… come and pick me up by the scruff of my neck like a little kitty cat… I promise I won’t bite you”

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happy pride month to one-eyed starlets manipulated by the industry and journalists stuck in an arsonistic burnout and fixation cycle