#nesiclor says shit sometimes

[nesiclor]

You know what's on my mind?

Dark casually walking into a kebab shop and eating a durum roll.

[nesiclor]

In the distance I heard an ambulance siren. Then it stopped. Then it went off again. Then it stopped again. I wonder what the conversation was.

"Help help my friend was just hit by a car!" "Oh wait no he's fine." "Oh God no there's blood everywhere!!" "Wait no- that's just our groceries."

[nesiclor]

*Transforms into a tiny grey kitten to avoid the responsibility of my heinous actions that are otherwise unforgivable*

[nesiclor]

Brothers, I have tasted Fiji water.

[nesiclor]

Woo I got my main laptop back and it's workin'.

Nothing's gonna really change content-wise since my Win7 is actually gonna keep being used for the art. But hey I can finally make calls on Discord and my friend already zapped his nutsack on call. Lesgo!

[nesiclor]

My ass be making headcanons for my own stories only to have the naive realisation that I get to do whatever I want with my story.

[nesiclor]

Alright ladies, one at a time. 😎

(my mommy found it in the attic :D (yes it works))

[nesiclor]

I was offered 2.33 $ to draw SC giving birth.

Tempting...

[nesiclor]

I am actually on so many drugs...

[nesiclor]

There's a joke in here somewhere if I draw AvA.

[nesiclor]

Where tf did Nesi go now?

Idk man I'm fuckin, coding websites now. I nevr knew how to do that.

I'll prolly open a bakery any second for no reason too.

[nesiclor]

HAAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAH HAAAAHHAHAHAH

Heeheeheeheehheehehhhehh

AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

N OO T

[nesiclor]

I am having a mental breakdown over everything.

(idk why my messages separated. Both are me)

[nesiclor]

I can't fucking believe it. I come back to my computer to see I have a tab on a Discord server open I don't visit and in a call in my groupchat. I was devastated to find out that my fucking cat jumped up on my desk, started a call, and one of my friends joined and actually held up a conversation about the Yugoslavian war.

[nesiclor]

Whoever makes it possible to like posts by double tapping just want to watch the world burn.

[nesiclor]

One day I woke up and chose to master poaching eggs ever since my first try.

Fuck drawing I'm gonna go cook fancy little dishes for rats in the alleyway.