#never hated my bday more that french asshole

[tf2-but-incorrect]

I just realized I was born the same day as meet the spy. painful

[everyonesannoyedwithme]

play the role of anyone but me, i

ok so i caved and im finally writing a series on this cursed website. consider it my bday gift for yall. chapters will probably be kinda short and spread out bc motivation is a bitch. also this chapter is kinda just set up of the characters and their relationships. 

idea from a post by @lydias--stiles

summary: when julie and luke are partnered together for a songwriting contest in their music class, they are determined to win. only one problem; they hate each other. julie is convinced luke is just an ambitious bastard who only cares about his career and fame, and luke is convinced julie is just a spoiled goody two shoes who gets everything handed to her. yes i am aware this is cheesy, it is meant to be.

warnings: cursing

word count: 1,083

chapter i - a force to be reckoned with

It was the first day back at school for Julie Molina, and unfortunately, the rest of the school as well. Her father’s driver dropped her off at school less than five minutes ago and Julie was already considering calling him to pick her up. It’s not that she thought herself above all the kids in her school, she just thought most of them were below her. Especially the four boys currently blocking her locker.

“Ugh - move, you’re in my way.” Julie groaned, rolling her eyes at the boys.

“Oh, damn! The princess speaks to us, guys.” Luke Patterson.  The single most obnoxious boy Julie had ever met in her life. He was loud and annoying and practically married to his dumb guitar. Julie hated his stupid face.

“Just move. You’re in front of my locker.” She groaned, putting one manicured hand on her hip and leaning her weight against it. Julie eyed the other three. Two of them were talking to each other, Peters and Wilson. Those two could be decent, sometimes, but Julie hated Wilson for publicly dumping his ex the year before. She hadn't been close with the poor girl, but you didn't just do that to someone. The third boy, Mercer, was smiling at his phone. He was the most tolerable of the group. They had biology together last year and he was good at it.

“What’re you gonna do about it? Call your daddy?” Patterson asked, mocking her fathers status. It's not like it was her fault her dad just happened to be a famous photographer who insisted on only the best for his oldest child. Julie just scoffed at the boy standing in front of her.

“I can smash that pretty guitar of yours.” She said with a sweet smile, tossing her dark curls over her shoulder.

“Pshh. You wouldn’t. Don’t wanna get those hands dirty, hm?” Patterson's eyes flickered to her hand, obviously referring to her fresh French manicure. Julie just rolled her eyes a second time and shifted her weight to the other side.

“Fucking move, Patterson!” She said, finally losing any patience she previously had with the boy. The other boys looked up from what they were doing at the rising tension between the two. Peters and Wilson didn't seem too concerned. Mercer did.

“Make me.” Patterson growled, leaning in towards Julie’s shorter frame.

“Bite me!” Julie spat at him.

Patterson reeled back at that, barking out a laugh. “So the princess has some fire after all. I guess you aren't an unfeeling robot.”

“And I guess you aren't a total idiot,” Julie said, glaring at the obnoxious child of a teenager. “oh wait. Never mind!” She finished with a sweet smile.

Mercer reached out and quickly grabbed Patterson’s shoulder before the teenager could move towards Julie at the insult. To her luck, a familiar blonde came up to the group at just the perfect moment.

“Ugh, why does it smell like testosterone and axe over here? Did you try out a new perfume, Jules?” Carrie asked, approaching the hostile girl.

Julie's entire demeanor changed, her scowl turning into a bright smile that lit up her whole face.

“No, but maybe these dumbasses did. What's the new scent called, boys? Disappointing your mother?” Julie quipped, reaching out to link arms with the taller blonde.

“Nah, it's actually railing your mother.” Wilson said, looking Julie up and down with a slight smirk. “Because that's what I spent all last night doing.”

“Ew, what's my idiot brother doing here? Doesn't he know this hallway is for juniors?” Carrie asked, pretending to whisper.

“I don't know, but he and his sophomore ass need to leave.” Julie stage whispered back.

“Ha ha, very funny.” Wilson said to the two girls. He turned to his friends. “See y'all later?”

“Yeah, see you at lunch. Alex’s boyfriend is saving us a seat, so find him. We have music before lunch so we’ll probably be late.” Peters said.

They all did some sort of elaborate handshake before Wilson left and Julie and Carrie exchanged a look. Julie sighed loudly.

“Just move, assholes.” She said, already exhausted by the conversation. Julie could see Carrie raise an eyebrow at the boys in her peripheral vision.

Patterson raised his hands in surrender, a grin finally taking over his face in place of the scowl he usually aimed at Julie.

“Alright, alright, but don't say I never did anything for you, Molina. See you in music class, ladies!” He called as he finally dragged Peters and Mercer away from Julie’s locker.

“God, I hate my brother’s dumbass friends.” Carrie grumbled, moving to lean against the locker next to Julie’s.

“They always look like they just crawled out of a bar. It's gross.” Julie shuddered slightly as she opened her locker to get her books.

“I know right! But whatever, enough about them. How have you been? I haven't seen you in, like, a week. How's Carlos? He’s so much more interesting than Bobby.” Carrie asked, a much more pleasant look settling over her features.

“I’m good and so is Carlos. He was excited to get back to school. I think he has a lot of friends in his class this year, and dad agreed to let him go to a public school instead of that awful private school he was in.” Julie said.

“Oh that's great! He's been dying to go to a public school for, like, ever.”

“Yeah. I don't see the big deal though. It's not that great here.”

“That's for sure.” Carrie’s phone buzzed, and she opened it at lightning speed to see who texted her. She chuckled.

“Flynn's late. She said to meet her in class and that she's bringing you your coffee and me my tea.”

“Of course she is. Make sure mine has a-”

“A shot of hazelnut, I know. I already asked.”

“You, Carrie Wilson, are an angel.”

“I know. Now c’mon, we have to get going or we’ll be late too. And you know Levy has a reputation for dealing with late students.”

“Oh yeah, Flynn's dead when she gets here.”

“For sure.”

As Carrie walked away and Julie finished locking up her stuff again, Patterson’s smile lingered in her mind. It was so rarely aimed at her, and infuriating as it was, she did like seeing it. Julie closed her eyes momentarily and huffed out a breath, clearing any image of Patterson from her mind. She wasn't about to think about that boy any longer than necessary.

[dumbgaybitch]

i was tagged by my fave scot out there, @spacefloozy (thanks for tagging me, you know how much i love to talk about myself lol)
i’m tagging: @buckeed @slamncram @bulletfarming @shotgunfemshep @gayaegislash and as always, you don't have to do this if you don't want to!

name - pauline

nickname - literally none, they all suck

gender - female (cis)

star sign - capricorn

height - 5'9" / 176 cm (i'm not sure for the anglo-saxon size cause each website gives me sth different)

time - 22:47 (or 10:47 pm for y'all Americans)

bday - january 12

fav bands - imagine dragons, fallout boy, dropkick murphys, one republic, nico & vinz, the chainsmokers

fav solo artist(s) - mat bastard, jacob banks, vianney (tbh i don't have fave bands or artists, i just listen to the music i like)

song stuck in my head - a whole new world from aladdin (for some very strange reason)

last movie i watched - annihilation (I HATE YOU CHAYA)

last show i watched - shadowhunters (i'm obsessed)

when did i create my blog - around november 2017 if i remember well

last thing i googled - shadowhunters season 3 (i think)

do i have another blog - yup, my main is @dccpwaters

do i get asks - not that much

why i chose my url - chaya cause we all know loki's a dumb gay bitch

following - 39 (i know that's not a lot and half of them are inactive but i already spend too much time scrolling down my feed trying to keep up to date)

followers - 516 (wow i'm amazed so many of you stick up with my trash reblogs and shitty original content)

avg hours of sleep - 6-7h, but i'd need 8

lucky number(s) - 7

instruments - ukulele (self-taught)

what am i wearing - a white pj top with a cute sheep face emoji on it, checkered pink pj bottoms, a fluffy pink sweatshirt, and white-and-blue striped espadrilles (just google it)

dream job - huh... i'd have to say writer, or traveler

dream trip - the lofoten islands, or anywhere in the great north. or anywhere in the world tbh there are so many beautiful places i'd love to see

fav food - baguette (i would kill a man for fresh-out-of-the-oven french bread)

nationality - french (no shit)

fav song right now - unknown (to me) by jordan banks (HIS VOICE OMFG)

sexuality - ace :) (as for the romantic side, i don't quite know yet, probably pan though)

hogwarts house - hufflepuff aaaall da way

fav animals - cats, cows, horses, dogs... farm animals, my dude (i love all kinds of animals though, not gonna lie, whether they be the big fluffy kind or the spider-and-snake kind)

dog or cat person - i love dogs, but i'm more of a cat person

blankets you sleep with - one

why you got a blog - i didn't want to mess up my nature / quotes / aesthetic main

top (3) fav characters - nope, this is too hard (loki, cap, and thor for the mcu)

no. of posts - 5,125 (half of them are probably multiple-times-reblogged posts)

pokemon team - i’ve never played pokemon tbh i didn't even know there were teams?

fav color - light blue and sunny yellow, maybe pastel pink too

relationship status - single

lip- or chapstick - chapstick

last song i listened to - next to me by imagine dragons

top (3) shows - shadowhunters, marco polo, the big bang theory (i don't watch that many shows)

top (3) ships - hahahahaha assholes :))) (thorki, m'balla, thordall)

books i’m reading - complètement cramé by gilles legardinier, prince of thorns by mark lawrence, norse mythology by neil gaiman (yes i always have three or four books that i read simultaneously)

[temporalsin]

(Describe your oc) please just... every number with Giell... i thirst for more knowledge of my fave boy. also since its ya boi Jonne's bday, maybe every number with him too eyy.

Putting this under a read more

Giell

1: their voice  

He has a very smooth, high pitched voice, a really pleasure to listen to honestly. Yuuichi Nakamura’s voice is a good reference.

2: their smile   

Giell’s actual smile and I mean ACTUAL smile is a really rare sight. He always has this odd grin, but when he smiles, he smiles wholeheardetly. It’s that kind of warm, happy smile.

3: their greatest achievement 

Actually landing a job and being good at it. Other achievements would be spoilers.

4: their insecurities

Giell is VERY insecure of how he looks, how he feels and tbh pretty much about anything. He just really hates himself and everything he does, but sometimes he feels like he can take on the world, really, he’s a mess.

5: their shortcomings

He’s quick to judge and doesn’t really have any individuality. He just follows what others tell him to do.

6: how they deal with grief   

He doesn’t. That’s why he’s so messed up.

7:how they like to dress

Stylishly, you know it.

8: what they like to eat         

Lizards, just to scare Raita.    

9: their theme      

Fuck, I don’t know, you have been linked several ones already.

10:their fashion sense

On point. Likes old timey clothes, but isn’t above very youthful clothes despite being in his late 30s

11:their family life 

As messed up as his own mind.

12:their romantic life               

Well, he has a bf, but that relationship is a mess.

13:  their embarrassing memory from years ago          

He has been mistaken for a woman several times and never knows how to deal with it honestly.

14: how they react to burning their tongue on food   

Cursing in French.          

15: how they react to a brainfreeze          

Overdramatically.    

16: their dreams      

He just wants a easy life and be with his best friend Raita and live.        

17: their ambitions             

Some part of him wants to be really known and famous and everything. 

18: how they sleep          

Very little to no sleep. He suffers from insomnia.    

19: their reaction to betrayal              

Disgusted. He hates being betrayed and gets very aggressive and hurt.

20: their reaction to a mystery love letter               

Oh, he knows who sent it.

21: how they react to pain        

He likes it up to a certain point, but if it’s out of his control, he whines and cries.   

22: what they're like on two hours of sleep           

Tired af, but that’s what he always is.  

23: how they act when they're sick          

He enjoys the attention he gets when he’s ill so he loves being sick.    

24: what motivates them

Fame, money, a promise of a stable life and relationships. He wants a quick cure for his mental issues, but that is pretty much impossible.

25: why you enjoy them

He is an asshole but he’s MY asshole.

Jonne

1: their voice  

Jonne’s voice is really nice and soft. He has a low, quiet voice that could lull you to sleep.

2: their smile   

The most precious smile there even is in this world. Cures mental illnessess.

3: their greatest achievement 

Getting to the school he wanted to go to.

4: their insecurities

His height and new face. He’s scared that he looks ugly and stupid, or even scary.

5: their shortcomings

He’s too nice and naive, is fooled easily.

6: how they deal with grief   

He let’s the sadness come. He knows that crying is a part of this life and cries when he feels like it.

7:how they like to dress

He likes comfy clothes, hoodies and skinny jeans.

8: what they like to eat               

He loves carrots and seeds.

9: their theme         

skip    

10:their fashion sense    

Mostly everything he finds on old books Vesa sells him.          

11:their family life               

Such a happy, pure family! Good! Amazing!

12:their romantic life  

Such a good boyfriend! Otp! Happy together!            

13:  their embarrassing memory from years ago            

When he accidentally called his teacher mom. That was awkward, since it was Hirvas and he was in the 8th grade.  

14: how they react to burning their tongue on food               

Betrayed.

15: how they react to a brainfreeze               

Even more betrayed.

16: their dreams               

He just really wants to have a good job and live with his boyfriend whom he loves a lot, not to mention his best friend Ruutana. Jonne wants a simple life.

17: their ambitions               

To study and work with children. He loves children and wants to help children who face abuse or other issues.

18: how they sleep               

Like a log.

19: their reaction to betrayal       

To be honest, he’s so understanding he propaply wouldn’t say anything, but would still insist that the traitor is a good person and had their reasons.      

20: their reaction to a mystery love letter            

Flustered af, don’t torture him like this.  

21: how they react to pain               

He hates feeling pain and cries even from the smallest things.

22: what they're like on two hours of sleep              

Tired, let him rest.

23: how they act when they're sick               

He hates being sick, but he usually uses the free time reading and studying.

24: what motivates them               

Love and friends.

25: why you enjoy them

My most precious creation.