Someone: Did you just refer to the knife as the 'people opener'?
Nia: Should I not have?
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A bard whose instrument is violin. Something happened to the bow a long time ago, but they’ve made do very well ever since
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Nia: I'd say one in six.
Someone: What?
Nia: Oh, I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight.
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