#nick and rachel are so cute and soft wtf

[chan-gemma]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[sunshine-on-a-cloudy-day]

Enough Tears To Sink A Boat - The Bachelor Week 7

My thoughts while watching The Bachelor. - I want Rachel to NOT cry over him. - Raven. It is not heartbreaking. HE ONLY WANTS TO BE FAMOUS! - He has to be getting SO much sand in his shoes while he is subconsciously digging in his heels. - WHAT? He wants to QUIT? A big part? Good. Grief. - Vanessa, DO NOT CRY OVER HIM! - His tan is surprisingly nice. - Really? THE MOST SCARED YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? - WHAT? Your relationship with her didn't compare AT ALL? Not even to your relationship with Corinne? - All of a sudden, they went from tears to laughter. - Can I PLEASE move in to that house???? - Also, Danielle's antler necklace is super cute. - Ha. Vanessa got her second one-on-one before Corinne even got her first. - "You lucky bitch." *straight face* - Hahahaha. "I'm getting frustrated and I'm really bloated!" - She is so pretty. - Oh boy. His livestrong bracelet. - Corinne, you are the ONLY one who doesn't see any depth to Vanessa. You think YOU have more depth??? - They are actually having a really good conversation. - Vanessa. You are not the luckiest person ever. This is Nick Viall we are talking about. - Oh gosh. She "loves" him. - HA. Raquel is your best friend in the entire world? Hahahahahahaha. - Her hair looks so gross. - Daaaaaaang. Vanessa's dress, tho. - He is just so normal with her. The way that he is talking to her is so n.a.t.u.r.a.l. - She says the FILWY line and he is all of a sudden super romantic and sweet. - Okay, wait. - Is he getting upset about this? - That actually makes sense. He only wants to say it to one person. - Plus, we all know that if he says it before the finale to a girl, that girl will definitely be going home. - THIS IS VAGEEN WEEK! - Actually, you ARE the queen of group dates... - Daaaang. Kristina with the sunscreen. - "That inner thigh..." Ewww. - Lolol. "Guys, I am pretending that this isn't a group date! Forget about the effing island!" - "Are they toothless?" Lol - "Most likely to be eaten today is Corinne..." - Raven. That girl. - Holy smokes. They are literally swimming with sharks. - Corinne is wondering what Kristina is doing, being terrified of swimming with sharks and taking Nick away from the date...doesn't she leave dates to NAP? - This pool reminds me of the ANTM season where their final show was "walking on water". - Ewwwww. He was kissing Kristina with his eyes open. - "Sorry. I have something in my eye..." - Raven is so wise. - She still calls her dad "Daddy"... - Oh, so she went to law school 2 years ago... - yeah. Corinne is reallly nervous. - Please stop talking about you both in 3rd person. - This is NOT the same guy who goes on dates with Vanessa. - Yikes. Giving out that rose KILLED the mood in the room. - This performer is short! - My local news just said they were announcing the next Bachelorette, tonight at 11. Umm, WHAT? - She is so cute. - WTF. Typical guy. Can't pass up sports... - This conversation is soooooo awkward. He looks awkward. - Yikes. - All these girls, talking about how great Danielle's date must be going...jokes on you all, ladies! - Danielle is PAINFULLY flat chested. - She is so soft spoken and she is struggling to force this connection. - No romantic music. - Danielle. You ask too much! He CAN'T tell you how he feels! - Oh no. Here it goes. Look at his face. - Oh. NO. - NO! - She was my final rose in my bracket! WHATISHAPPENING? - Wow. Harsh. - Sorry doesn't really cover it, Nick. - Your a-hole smirk. - "Not great enough." :( - YOU ARE WORTH SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT NICK VIALL THINKS OF YOU! - This is so sad. - Ugh. Corinne. - Corinne is not pretty. - Hahaha. He is feeling awkward. - Yeah Nick. We know that you are surprised. We get it. - He can't even let her finish her sentences. - "Let's go to your room for a second." HA! - This is so so so awwwwkward, hearing it from behind a closed door. - B.A.R.F. - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He shut her down. - That was exactly what he did with Kaitlyn! - She is embarrassed. - Oh, he acknowledges that the Kaitlyn thing was a mistake. - Yikes. So awkward. - You think having sex with him is "something nice and very cute"? - Where is Vanessa in all these group shots???? - I LOVE Rachel's skirt! - He is remarkably aware of how he is going to come across to the families... - Awww. Cute. They are cute. - WHERE IS THE SWEET ITALIAN ANGEL??? - Corinne looks like she is going to barf. - Ah. A heart-to-heart with dad...wait...I mean, Chris Harrison. - Nick, were you raised in a barn? Do you just leave doors open at home when you walk in? WTF? - Corinne's break down is the perfect example of when someone who is immature is put into a high stress situation. - Kristina is so over this. She is so over hearing him give these excuses. - Kristina is BAE. - Weeellllll, he did give you a fair chance, actually. - She is so strong. - Sooooo close to no tears. - At least she didn't cry in front of Nick! - All the girls must have really liked her. - Corinne. He isn't THAT unpredictable. This show has a format that they pretty much stick to.