#nigel could not stop touching alain

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James: Watching the world cup final with the kids.

James. Nigel's eating all the snack... by himself... he won't let anybody else touch them.

James mumbles: I'm hungry *looks at Niki mournfully who has fallen asleep *

James: Gilles screams every time the commentators use a term also common in f1.

James: While Elio's doing his very best to become our own personal commentator.

James: Nelson and Alain aren't even watching the game but discussing the current racing season.

James mumbles: Maybe I should actually send those three into the bed room.

James remembers that Riccardo is in the bedroom, sick with the flu.

James: Maybe that's not that great of an idea after all...

James: Andrea still thinks we're watching ice hockey and keeps asking when Michael Jordan's gonna show up. 🤦‍♀️

James: Ayrton won't stop ranking the players looks.

James: *huffs * Jacques and Patrick have been singing the german national anthem for ten minutes straight *pulls a face * and that totally off key.

James: René is comparing everything to the wrestling match that he watched yesterday. He's even bitching about the jerseys not being as cool as the wrestling ones.

James: Now René's bitching about why they won't just settle the score with an awesome wrestling match *rubs bridge of his nose *

James. Honestly Didier seems to be the only one somewhat keeping up with the game.

James: Bruno is trying to beat Brazil on his game boy *mumbles * he got world cup usa for christmas... even though he could be literally watching the game RIGHT NOW!

Later:

*cheering in the background *

James looking scared: Brazil just won the world cup and I think Ayrton and Nelson are transforming into something.

Nelson and Ayrton: *actually hugging and celebrating together *

James: *looks even more scared *

James shakes Niki awake, who somehow hasn't been woken up by Ayrton and Nelson loosing their shit.

Niki groggily: What? What's going on, is the match over?

James: *points at Ayrton and Nelson, still hugging and jumping around with each other *

Niki:

*sobbing *

James and Niki both turn and see Elio clinging to Nigel, utterly inconsolable and sobbing hysterically.

Niki:

Niki: Did I wake in another dimension??!

Riccardo suddenly comes walking into the room looking like a zombie. He takes one look at the crying Elio, one look at the hugging Ayrton and Nelson before he just turns around again and leaves the room.

Bruno, btw, doesn't care at all that Italy lost the world cup because on his game boy he (read: Italy) beat Brazil.