#no i'm still pissed abt adam literally what the fuck

[weaponizedducks]

poor shiro cannot catch a fucking break can he. first he gets a crippling disease he's got two years to live. then an angsty wattpad breakup with his boyfriend then he gets kidnapped by aliens and pumped full of alien weed then he crashes on earth with so much walking midlife crisis energy that he gains the skinning puppies to make a fur coat hair, and then he immediately gets shot right back into space by his shittass little brother and weirdo friends with the literal matt clone. then this poor man is made the leader of an alien war, becomes a father to four fuckass teenagers through accidental child acquisition, is forced into the kim kardashian lifestyle by a ginger on drugs, gets kidnapped again, gets cloned, fucking dies, somehow comes back (yeah I'm not really clear about this) then this pathetic wet cat of a man, this stressed jean valjean father of four, experiencing his fourth midlife crisis and millionth mental breakdown, gains that senior citizen swag at twenty five. you could colour match his hair with a polar bear. then he witnesses a walking loreal ad (derogatory) get melted alive, watches a castle get blown up, loses three years in a space time jump and then finds out his ex- fiance who broke up with him right before he left has fucking died in a purple thumb invasion before he got to marry him. but oh no no no that's not the end for this poor sad man. poor guy doesn't get a second to grieve before he is visually assaulted by a less cunty sue sylvester ripoff and her gang of bitchy cheerios (this is admiral s*nda), and yet again made a leader against his will, and shot right back off into space again. then he watches the only other responsible adult in this entire franchise (hot badass space princess who like shiro did not catch a break) sacrifice herself and is left a struggling father. ends up marrying some random fucko. all while suffering through his shitass hot topic brother and blueberry disaster's doomed yaoi romance. oh yeah and he's only got one arm. give the guy a BREAK. FREE my man he doesn't deserve this 🔥🔥

[hxskzz]

Hi there! Can I request Adam with a female reader where the reader looks like a polite and calm person at first, but once she gets close to someone, it turns out that she's very sarcastic, sassy and swears like a sailor?

I hope this isn't too specific, but if it is, feel free to ignore this.

adam x fem!reader

# a/n ; I ACC LOVE THIS SMMM, reader is me coded fr

379 words | proofread .

# adam and you had been dating for about a few days now. your relationship was going out well so far, but adam had only seen one side of you. your quiet, nice, and polite side.

however, you had another personality. you could be COMPLETELY different once you got comfortable. when it hit about a week of you and adam dating, you noticed you could be yourself around him.

"fuuucccckkk the store is closeddd" adam whined, you and him had walked all the way to a special store just for it to be closed. "well no fucking shit babe" you hissed with a laugh. adam's head spun towards you, shock glazing his face.

he stood with his eyebrows raised for a while, you doing the same. "little sarcastic one arent you" he chuckled, taking a sip of his drink.

"i'm fucking tired as shit can we go home?? or to the other fucking store over there" you pointed down the street, a blank expression on your face. "..yea..sure.." adam was lost in his thoughts. he knew your personality could change, but not like this.. he'd never seen you act like this.

as the two of you walked down the street, he commented on your actions while his arms was around you. "what's up with you today? you fuckin pissed abt smth?" he raised an eyebrow, taking another sip.

"nah im cool wym?" you retorted, confused on why he was questioning you. "i dont know you just seem.. off..but i fucking love it its hot" he smirked, nudging you a little bit. "i still dont know what the fuck you mean but uhmm ill take it as something good" you smiled, grabbing adam's drink from his hand taking a sip.

"i put my mouth on that" adam snarled. "adam we are LITERALLY fucking dating and made out like 3 times" you laughed, handing him his drink back.

he was getting used to your new act, he liked it. he liked how sassy you were, and how you werent just soft to everything.

he laughed in defeat at the fact that his trick for his drink back didn't work on you.

"fuck, i could get used to this" he kissed you on your cheek and put his arm back around your shoulder.

©hxskzz