#no one read this lmfao i just thimk some of these are cute 🥺

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craig headcanons 🐹🌈👽🪐

he has hot pink& silver braces and pointy fuckin ears that stick out 🤓

he listens to heavy mental and also country music bc kenny got him into it :^(

wendy was one of the first ppl he came out to, bc she is v open and passionate about gay ppl. they are v close

craig is also v close with the girls and hangs out w them a lot. he gushes over boys w them and paints their nails and does their hair for them

he kises girls on the cheek and holds door for them bc he is a sweetie 🥰

btw all the girls love him bc he is tall and handsome w dark-hair but they can't have him bc he's gay and unavailable 🤭😌

he always gets girls numbers and gives them all to kenny and clyde

craig hangs out w bradley biggle and kevin stoley a lot and they do geeky shit together. they play video games and watch star trek and talk about aliens and shit

craig has a thing for blonde boys

he also thought stan was hot when he bleached his hair and also when he went goth

kenny is craig's favorite blonde boi 🥰 and they give each other gay kises and have rodent play dates 🥰

craig always asks token to buy him designer brand clothes for his birthday but token always gives him shitty presents :/

he is extremely insecure about his nasally congested voice bc everyone keeps comparing him w clyde 😭😭

he calls stripe earth angel and honey and sweetheart and kisses him on the head and calls him his babey 🥺

craig gives himself piercings w a rusty ass safety pin bc he's a dumbass 😔

he gets straight a's and everyone makes fun of him for it

he secretly enjoys it when mr. garrison goes on long gay tangents lmfao

he also looks up to mr. slave and aspires to be as gay as him lmao

craig had a goth/emo phase

he hung out w stan a lot during that time but other than that he thinks stan and kyle and cartman are losers

craig loves receiving affection and sits in ppl's lap and makes them pick him up even tho he's tall and clonky and awkward asf

he snorts when he laughs

he loves giving ppl nose rubs (mostly kenny) and always has to lean in bc he's so tall 🤭🥺

he shit-talks kenny 24/7 but when other people slightly raise their voice at him craig beats them up 😤that is craig's boy leave him alone

when they get older craig and his sister become v v close because they find out they have a lot in common

he loves taking care of kenny and karen more than anything. he gives kenny all his old clothes that don't fit him anymore and buys karen presents all the time and makes sure they eat whenever they're over

he either becomes a supermodel or works w animals

craig hangs out w butters and they also have rodent play dates and craig tells him to stop calling his minions evil they're just babeys 😖😭

he also has a crush on butters and pip and kenny and gregory from yardale and bradley biggle. and the other bradley from cartman sucks

he finds tweke annoying tho and is always picking on him and kevin stoley even tho they're his friends

he also doesn't let tweeke hold stripe bc he dropped stripe bc of his shaking and twitching.

he steals clyde and kenny's playboys and looks through them just to judge them.even tho he isn't even into naked women :/

he likes drawing his friends and is v talented

he gets extremely affectionate when he is drunk

when he gets high he goes on and on about aliens and if they're real or not and it annoys everyone bc.he won't shut up