#nomi is naomi for those who dont know

[gingerjolover]

You're not Bob the Builder - naomi mcpherson (MUNA) x reader (soft!gf coded)

this comes as a lil side story from mornings :)

synopsis: nomi and joey build soft!gf a vanity and chaos ensues before an early muna!christmas dinner

g's notes: i want so celebrate muna christmas w nomi baby and my bff kelli siiiiiiigh

Warnings: RPF, christmas!, noami and jo being chaotic, no fundamental physical descriptors, reader is soft!gf coded so she/her pronouns/afab?

Your brow is sweating, weight rested on one foot as you stand at the stove, whisking gravy in a medium-sized pot.

"Where do you want this babe?" Kelli asks, standing in the doorway of the kitchen, holding a charcuterie board, an assortment of cheeses and meats, both vegan and not, decorated with fruits and dips paired with edible flowers, an impressive spread made by Kelli herself.

"The fridge I gues-" you start to say cut off by a yell coming from your bedroom.

"Put the hammer down!" "Naomi I swear to god..."

Kelli rolls her eyes, albeit lovingly as she opens the fridge.

"Do I even want to know?" you snort, returning to the stove. Kelli giggles, coming and sitting on the island a few feet away from you, feet swinging to kick your legs softly.

"They're putting together your vanity, I think," Kelli shrugs, popping a grape from a bowl on the counter into her mouth.

"I thought it was pre-built... the box was huge," you shrug gently.

"Nope, I think Jo was going to help set it up in the room and attach the mirror, but it came disassembled," Kelli winces.

"Should've asked Julien," you mumble, getting a belly chuckle out of Kelli, you both know Julien is far better with furniture and building things then either of your partners.

"Who knows, maybe they'll get it done faster because there's two of them?" she shrugs, popping another grape into her mouth and hopping down, getting ready to cut a baguette.

"Yeah, or I'll end up with no vanity and holes in my ceiling or walls," you grumble.

"Oh, don't be like that-" her words were cut off by two deep squeals and the sound of the electric drill, something flinging against the wall with a thump; Kelli's eyes widened.

Kelli moves quick but you move quicker, you shut off the stove and move the pot to an unused burner.

You both climb the stairs, moving to stand in the doorway, Naomi standing shirtless with their back facing you, and hands intertwined on the top of their head. Jo lays on the floor, staring at the ceiling, both letting out small huffs.

"What the hell was that?" you ask, looking down at the floor; you and Kelli's eyes are comically wide as you stare at the scattered vanity pieces all over your bedroom floor.

"Hi, babydoll," Naomi says casually, walking over to you, brushing your hair back, and placing small kisses on the crown of your hairline. Naomi's hair is tucked into a baseball cap, small curls peeking out the sides, sweat running down the middle of their torso, and the windows cracked open, letting a welcomed breeze into the room.

Jo groans from her place on the floor, tank top riding up slightly, visible sweat on their forehead.

"Why are you sweaty?" Kelli asks, eyebrows scrunched.

"Because Naomi ordered a fucking whack ass piece of furniture and-"

"I didn't, Jo! It's not my fault it didn't come with instructions--" Noami refutes, both of them starting to bicker again, Noami rubbing their hands over their face.

"Wait, it didn't come with instructions?" you ask, jaw dropped slightly as you stare at the half built base of the vanity.

"Maybe we should call JB," Kelli mumbles; Jo and Naomi whip their heads towards her.

"Bite your tongue!" "Take that back!"

Kelli puts her hands up, eyes widening as she fights a smile, "Okay, okay, sorry... didn't mean to touch a nerve..." she says, her tone filling with humor.

"We can do this, we- we can do this, Naomi, we don't need Julien... we can build this thing ourselves," Jo says, standing up and gesturing between themselves and Naomi. Jo's tone is almost as if she's trying to convince herself and Noami simultaneously.

"Yeah, fuck yeah... we can..." Naomi starts, turning to look back at you with a lopsided smile. "I can build... a vanity, baby, I can," Naomi says, trying to convince you.

"Right, yeah, I totally believe in you..." you say, tight smile as you look at the dent in your wall, eyes widening again.

Jo looks at you sheepishly, hands coming out in front of them, "I'll fix it," they say quickly as Naomi speaks over top of her, "It was an accident!"

All you can do is shake your head, rubbing the skin between your eyebrows and the bridge of your nose as you look at the bedside table across the room where the alarm clock sits. "People will be here in 6 hours..." you say, biting your lip nervously.

"Jo, we still need to go home and get ready..." Kelli warns softly.

"It's fine...we got this," Jo says cockily, eyes filled with terror as they look towards Naomi, both sharing a look.

"Okay, well... we'll leave you two to it," Kelli says suspiciously, pulling her phone out as you both back out of the room, returning downstairs.

"Please text JB," you murmur once you're out of earshot.

"Already did," Kelli huffs.

BONUS:

"Yo!" Julien says as she walks into the house, Lucy and Phoebe behind her, their partners carrying dishes or flowers into the house. Julien's girlfriend kisses your cheek softly, kissing Kelli and Katie's cheeks before heading into your kitchen; everyone starts chatting as more of your friends arrive.

"So where's the vanity?" Julien asks, adjusting the collar of her dress shirt.

"Upstairs... I don't really know what you're about to walk into... It wasn't finished or stable when Jo and Kelli left to get ready, and I haven't been upstairs since I got ready so..." you smile sheepishly.

Julien winks and pinches your cheek gently before bounding up the stairs.

"Babe? You told Julien?" Naomi yells down, offended. "Kelli, really?" Jo yells immediately after.

"Just let her check your work!" Kelli yells up, making the room laugh at the antics of your partners.

"I'm sure they did a great job," Julien's girlfriend says sweetly, arm around your waist as she leans her head onto your shoulder.

"Tell that to the hammer sized dent in my bedroom wall..." you huff, her hands adjusting the bow in your hair.

"The what?!"

fyi: they did build it correctly, julien just tightened some screws and helped them secure it to the wall, AND jo DID fix the dent in the wall hehe <3

[gingerjolover]

it’s so disrespectful and rude that naomi and i aren’t smashin rn and having birthday sex

homophobic to say the least

thank u to @whore4munagenius for keeping my sanity alive by sending the instagram posts so i don’t have to redownload and want to fling myself off a cliff 😁🫶🏻🎀

[gingerjolover]

for halloween maybe...naomi and gf carve pumpkins and the gf teaches them how to wash and cook the pumpkin seeds

ok since halloween is over....hear me out

naomi and gf already carved pumpkins for Halloween but DIDN'T save the seeds because naomi was like already elbow deep in their pumpkin and throwing all the guts in the trash

but then naomi hears your family or sees something on insta about pumpkin seeds and comes home with two pumpkins and is like "we didn't cook the seeds!!!"

"Nomi you threw your seeds out..."

"Because I wasn't thinking!"

"Its literally November..."

"Then make an autumnal pumpkin babydoll, let me have this," Noami literally whines, like dropping the pumpkins down with a thud

and i feel like you're rubbing Naomi's shoulders bc they're just bouncing around all excited

you lay down a able cloth or something and then get a big bowl of ice water while naomi cuts the pumpkins open

"what's the ice water for?"

"the seeds will float the top and the guts will stay on the bottom so when you get those big chunks with seeds in, you put it in the ice water and rinse them to separate them,"

"ohhhhh"

cleaning out the pumpkins together <3

"I'm rearranging this pumpkins guts....👀"

"NAOMI!"

once the pumpkins are cleaned out, naomi has their hands in the water, def whining about the temp, but separating all the seeds while you're scooping them off the top with a slotted spoon

eventually naomi is like "bro my hands are cold can we switch?"

"never heard that before...👀"

"BABE!"

y'all let the seeds dry out while you carve pumpkins

naomi is def carving a swear word in there which compared to your leaves you're like "really?"

"sweet or salty, baby?"

and naomi is like riddled with decisions just like wide eyed and looking down

you just end up doing both and doing to trays, one sweet one salty

once they're done and cooled, you and naomi sit on your back porch, they 1000% manspread always and then you're just curled into their side as they feed you pumpkin seeds :(

"we're doing this every year from now on," and they say it so casually you're like 🥹

[gingerjolover]

i’m so glad yall like the angst🤭 i’m not an angst girlie myself but i lit had to i couldn’t stop

me this morning:

pls leave ideas for a title!!!! part 1 is coming sooooon mwhahahahaha

[gingerjolover]

deciding if i should be evil and post naomi angst that i actually don’t have a conclusion to yet….

mean and slightly neglectful!nomi 🫣