#non-evil things to do with the ability to break modern cryptography

[willowsfunkybowling]

funny things to do with a quantum computer:

* typosquat onion sites

* mitm a bank to replace people's balances with output from `fortune`

* forge signed emails from linus torvalds asking people if their refrigerators are running

* push forged commits that cause commit hash collisions in important git repos (what will happen? no one knows)

* sign ports of chromium os for all of the proprietary devices with locked down bootloaders, so people can technically install third-party operating systems, but only the worst one