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(Reverse)Harem AU Life, Dynamics & Other Stuff! Pt.1

So, I mentioned that I like to reality-base my selfshipping, right? When I'm doing AUs though, I tend to step away from that and get as over the top as my brain takes me! Walk with me. Waaaalk with me, babe.

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✕ACCOMMODATIONS✕

If you took a look at my roster, you'd see why I call this 'the heftiest harem'. That's many a' man for certain. For that reason, I felt there was no other choice than for me to set them up in the most prodigious lodging imaginable.

A disgustingly opulent 15br villa out in the middle of nowhere, to be exact.

Mine. Someone died and left it to me in their will. I never met them but I'm using their villa for debauchery! I hope they're proud of me. Anyway, I invited them to move in one by one to join the arrangement after some time of dating them individually. They're allowed to decline but it's my imagination, so why would they?

I have my own bedroom, of course. There are some guys that room together, some that sleep alone. There are some that I couldn't convince to move in full-time but do visit when the mood strikes or they're just dying to see me. OH! There is one spare room that doesn't belong to anyone but does have its use-- but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Roommates: Satoru/Suguru Simeon/Lucifer Takayuki/Masaharu (currently MIA) Reiji/Tokiya Barbatos/Diavolo Beelzebub/Mammon/Satan

Solo Sleepers: Osamu Masato Akira Natsuki Zayne Choso

Visitation Only: Pickles Saitama Charles

Although the villa's overall design is as above, each bedroom was later redesigned to reflect the tastes of the housemates. I wanted them all to be comfortable. Shared rooms were a bit trickier but I got the roommates to work together to come to an agreement on what they'd like or what they wouldn't like in their rooms before settling on a final design. In cases like Barbatos and Diavolos' though, Barb didn't mind what the room looked like so long as Diavolo was satisfied with it.. which is just like him.

Who gets to sleep with me? Generally, I sleep with the person I've spent the day with but sometimes, when dates are shorter, I just call up whoever if I'm not wanting to sleep alone. I can sleep wherever but generally speaking, unless I'm looking at someone who isn't opposed to sharing (ex, Satoru & Suguru) where I can sleep in their shared room together and there be little jealousy issues, I tend to prefer my room or that of the solo sleepers. Rarely do I sleep in shared rooms.

There is also the live room as a sleeping option but it also has other uses. Let's get into it. Shall we?

The Room is a perfectly normal bedroom, just as beautiful as anywhere else in the house except just a couple years ago, it underwent a bit of a redesign to appeal to a few more naughty... shall we say, curiosities? Some of the guys wondered often what it was that the other men did that made me want them. Why was I not satisfied with just one? Hypersexuality or simply being insatiable were not acceptable answers, apparently. That was when our resident weasel Mr. Yagami came up with the idea of watching me with the other guys. Somehow, over time, that idea transformed into outfitting one of the spare bedrooms with cameras that provide an optional live feed that could be watched from anywhere.

Here are a few important instructions:

◈Feeling like an exhibitionist? Enter the room, switch the key near the bed and you're in control of the live feed. Anyone with a screen, the stream's current wifi connection and the feed code can access the stream at any time. You can even set the system to record your session and auto-send to your device for safe keeping!

◈Feeling like a voyeur? Make sure you're connected to the secure, stream-only wifi, enter the code emailed to you (random each time someone switches the key) and tune in. You can save other people's sessions if they've set their session setting allowing people to do so. Screen recording is NOT permitted.

◈If you're ESPECIALLY proud of a session, you can burn your session on a dvd and store it in the library for later retrieval. Movie night anyone? Be sure to date and name it properly so that you know what you're looking for.

It cannot be stressed enough how optional and consensual The Room is. The housemates CHOOSE to take me there, they CHOOSE to turn on the feed and others CHOOSE to view it. Still, this has given rise to plenty of jealousy.

There are some frequent users of The Room, which is not always the same as the frequent viewers of The Feed. Then, there are some housemates that wouldn't touch either with a ten-foot pole and obviously, I would never attempt to persuade them.

✕RULES, EXPECTATIONS, ETC.✕

There is a lot that goes into making this arrangement work. Most of the established rules are sort of understood but unspoken. There are rules set for the boys as housemates but then there are also rules for us pertaining to our arrangement.

◈No favoritism. I'm not to show one partner favoritism over any of the others in any capacity. That's what I promised them before they moved in. Well, the lie detector determined that THAT was a lie. It's not something I do intentionally. It just happens.

◈Wait your turn. Time is scant with a roster this big and everyone's itching for their turn. I wish I could clone myself so that I could be with everyone at all times but alas... They all agreed, originally, to never interrupt anyone's date/alone time with me. A common courtesy. But still, it does happen from time to time. They just get antsy seeing someone else parading me around, I guess? I don't suppose The Room helps that at all.

◈If you break it, fix it. If you can't fix it, arrange for repairs to get done. There are a few handymen in the house, talk to them. Outside handyman invoices are the breaker's responsibility. Naturally occuring household damages, ie. appliance problems, plumbing issues, etc. comes from the allocated household funds. Anything else from your own pockets.

◈If you dirty it, clean it. There are cleaners that stop by once a week to help keep a handle on the tidiness of the villa because, well, there are 23 people filtering in and out of there. However, everyone is still expected to do their part in the meantime.

◈If you don't get The Job done, someone else can and will. 'Nuff said.

◈Grocery runs are twice a week. Everyone has to add what they need to the online checklist by the deadline and if you miss it- better luck next time.

◈Unless you're Beel, don't eat anyone else's stuff. If you are Beel, at least leave a little bit for the rightful owner.

◈Everyone (except Natsuki) is scheduled with at least 3-4 other housemates to cook breakfast and dinner daily. Everyone must complete their scheduled shift or submit a reasonable explanation as to why they cannot to Lucifer at least two days in advance. Outside plans and dates will be taken into account when the schedule is made monthly.

◈No physical fighting. Physical fights will result in suspension from the house for a period of time specified by me based on severity and reasoning.

Part 2.

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(Reverse)Harem AU Life, Dynamics & Other Stuff! Pt.2

Part 1.

✕RELATIONSHIPS WITHIN THE VILLA✕

Despite being one of the 'newer' (i use that lightly) additions to my roster, Masato somehow managed to assume the role of the de facto leader or head of household in a way. Whenever there is an issue, it's brought to his attention long before it's even brought to mine which kinda burns me up a bit ngl. He's typically the first to welcome the newer faces as well. Even when he's pissed deep inside and it's the last thing he wants to do, he still does what he can to help them feel welcomed just because he knows how much it would mean to me if he did that. If there's conflict in the house, he gives the guys a moment to resolve it amongst themselves and if they can't he inserts himself and everytime- Squashed. It's like magic. He tries to be on good to neutral terms with everyone whether he actually likes them or not. He does have a few close friendships though: Nish and Kai. He likes Beelzebub a lot too but he views him almost like a little brother figure-- as much as you can a demon that's thousands of years old...

Akira says that if not for Masa, he probably wouldn't even know some of the newer guys' names because he sure as hell didn't plan to ask for them. He's much colder to his housemates than his koi counterpart. He typically does his own thing and if he is paying any attention to the others, it's to shit talk them mostly. He likes to spend as much of his free time out of the house as he can when he knows there's not a chance of him seeing me. He gets along well with Masa, obviously and after the initial shock of seeing Osamu wore off, he got close to him. Other than that, he hates them all equally- Scratch that, he hates everyone but he hates Satoru Gojo even more than the rest.

I think Osamu might be one of the most peaceful members of the arrangement. He spends most of his time in his room or in the study doing the same things, listening to music or reading books. He tries to avoid 'hot spots' because he gets really flustered when he sees me with the others. He tries to put up a 'Do Not Disturb' aura but it doesn't work. They all flock to him anyway. He's unwillingly adopted the role of the resident grandpa figure to the guys. He's voiced over and over again how odd that makes him feel considering he's here to date me and if he's a grandpa and I'm the age I am-- We're still in the process of getting him to come around on that. Perhaps someday he will take it in stride?

They couldn't be any more different from each other but Suguru and Satoru are like two peas in a pod. I think it's precious but the remainder of the house does not share my sentiment. Most people don't mind Sugu. He's courteous (for the most part), I mean he does talk his shit but it's so subtle that most people can let it roll off their shoulder. He likes everyone except the bald guys (go figure) and the feeling is mutual. I think the only person that strongly dislikes him is Akira but Akira doesn't dislike him nearly as much as he hates Satoru-- Most of the guys hate Satoru though. It's such a widespread feeling that they almost feel a sense of camaraderie over how much they can't stand him. It makes sense though. Satoru is arrogant (and he lumps Suguru in with him). Satoru is under the impression that he's the best I've ever had and when you say something like that around a bunch of men who also believe such things about themselves-- Well...

For a while there, all Choso ever did was watch the others and keep to himself. He didn't even make nice with his canon-mates like most do. He just stayed in his room until it was time to eat, cook or he got a call from me asking to see him. He thought everyone was noisy. I'd often get texts nightly asking if he could just sleep in my room with me. I indulged him more than maybe I should have until I was accused of favoritism- which is against the rules. So, Cho unfortunately had to go back to sleeping in his own bed unless it was His Night. I've tried (to no avail) convincing him to leave because I think I made the wrong choice by bringing him here but he gets really emotional anytime I broach the topic. Recently, he seems to have found a friend in Beelzebub at least. He still thinks everyone is noisy but at least he's got someone whose noise he can tolerate aside from me.

Barbatos didn't beat around the bush when he laid out what his priorities were while being here: The Young Master and me. While he appreciates that he has his universe-mates to lean on if ever there are times of need, he's certain that he'd be fine even without them. When Dia isn't with me, he's tending to his side as per usual and when he's away, Barb keeps to himself. He's aware of all of the conflict that arises in the house but it seems to bypass him every time. To those who do not share a canon universe with him, Barbatos gives off a somewhat... Disturbing, off putting and unsettling vibe that most housemates can't quite put their fingers on. I've always been told that when they look at his eyes, they get this feeling as if he knows something about them that he shouldn't. So, they try to avoid him if they can.

Sometimes, things in the house can be sort of cutthroat and that can be a bit shocking to Simeon but he's grown accustomed to it. If anything, he's found himself realizing on more than one occasion that he's perhaps contributed to the environment in his own way. So, he doesn't blame anyone but himself. No one in the house has anything negative to say about him. He's never once shown his bad side but deep inside he's wound up beyond belief and when we're alone, only then does he show just how much. He keeps himself in check around the guys best he can. Sure, he spits out his fair share of snappy quips from time to time but he always does so with a smile on his face. So, there's that.

Takayuki was part two of the package deal that Kaito apparently came with when he signed on– except, Kaito didn't know that. Mm, that entire situation was a little hairy and perhaps fucked up on both mine and Tak's part but hey! He's here now. What can we do? I never claimed to be a good person. He rubbed a lot of people the wrong way when he came in and he's never cared to repair that image. Only one person forgave him for what happened, Masaharu and truly, I believe that was due to bro code or something. He's not as arrogant as say, Satoru or a certain red head but he does clearly seem to feel that his place here is secure enough that it doesn't really matter what the rest of the house thinks.

If we're going to call a spade a spade, I think Tak made his holes and none of us bothered to patch them up. Ever since he weaseled his way in behind Masaharu, I haven't really been seeing him all that much. Granted, I... haven't tried to reach out. I should. It's the right thing to do. Someday. Soon, I hope. Anyway, I know I mentioned in the past (elsewhere) time and time again how close Masa and Nish are but the relationship that Kai has with Masa is frankly wonderful to witness. They're almost like actual brothers. When he was here he could get along with most people but just as easy as it was to get along with him, it was also easy to get on his bad side.

How I managed to get Lucifer, Avatar of Pride, to say yes to this is really beyond me but I tell you what. I wrangled him once. I could wrangle him again. He isn't thrilled to be constantly reminded that he can't keep away from me but he'll be fine. He tends to steer clear of all the others. He really only interacts with his brothers, Dia, Barb and Simeon. He's very protective of them too. I've had to forbid harmful magic because he almost used some sorta weird spell on Kai when he and Mammon got into a fight over a card game. Who, speak of the devil, loves to write checks his ass can't cash and gets into arguments with everybody. ESPECIALLY, new guys and he HATES temporary visitors. HATES them. He's very territorial over me. So, just like his older brother- I don't know why he's here. I love that he's here but even I can admit that it's gotta be doing more harm than good. And yet- won't leave. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Natsuki is such a ray of sunshine in the house. Mammon once tried to cause drama with him and honestly felt so bad HE APOLOGIZED- in his Mammon way, of course. He's the most positive and jovial. Most of them think he's a little airheaded though which sorta allows him to get away with things that the others wouldn't necessarily get away with. I know the truth though. A lot of times, he's one of the mediators when there's drama that the people involved can't resolve on their own. He has an impressive way of getting the others to lower their defenses and open up to him. He's said to have a surprisingly calming presence, which to me just means, he's really matured over the years.

Like Nacchan, Reiji tends to appear more positive but it's not as genuine as it is for the other guy. He's given up on trying to spread that positivity to the rest of the house a long time ago. He decided that he really only needed to be on good terms with me and his universe-mates. He's only home in time for dates and to go to sleep. He's left the house and come back more times than I can count. He says it's not for him. I say it's not for him. Neither of us know what we're doing here but once we get one on one time, it starts to make sense. And thus, the toxic cycle...

There's some similarity here with Tokiya and Reiji in that Tokiya is fairly selective with who he spends his free time around. There's no point as he is hardly home to begin with. He really only frees up his schedule when he knows that I've freed up mine for him. He doesn't fight for time like others do. He just waits for me (to his detriment sometimes) to make time for him. Everyone (except the obvious) thinks he's quiet. No one really gets why he's here because they rarely see us together. They all think he's silently judging them behind his books whenever he's sitting in the room- and he probably is. He does have one guy outside of his canon pals that he seems to like a good deal. Reread my last sentence and you may be able to guess if you're familiar with my boys.

'All hail Satan!' is a phrase that has been done to death in this house and he's about ready to kill the next person that utters it. He's quite calm until he's not. He hated that he had to share with his brothers, then the demon lord, his butler and an angel and now 15+ other people? It makes him feel like he's going to pop a blood vessel from time to time but he's learned to live with it. He's the walking, talking fountain of knowledge. Whenever anyone has a question about anything, they all know that Satan is their demon. He was sorta pissy about it at first but now, he gets sorta antsy when he hasn't been asked a reasonably easy to research question in a while. Aside from his canon-mates, he considers both Tokiya and Zayne to be his only friends in the house.

Beelzebub is a whole lot like Natsuki in that he brings a lot of positivity and sunshine to the house just by being himself. He was the cause of most people's irritation when he first moved in due to his appetite but he has a heart that you just can't hate. So, everyone always cooks and shops with Beel's appetite in mind. He's the resident little (big) brother.I'm just glad that it's not as insatiable as it is in the Devildom. He gets along with everyone but aside from the obvious, he's closest to Natsuki and Choso. Surprisingly, he's the only person in the house that LOVES Nacchan's cooking... somehow.

If you're familiar with Obey Me at all, I think it goes without saying who Diavolo is closest to in the house. Canon-mates aside, Dia has found living in the house quite interesting because he gets to interact with so many different types of humans on a daily basis. He enjoys that they don't treat him specially or anything because of his royal status in the devildom. He gets along with most people. While he knows that he's here because he's dating me, he appreciates it differently because he gets to experience what it's like getting to live with a bunch of roommates. He'd have never gotten to do something like this in the Devildom- the brothers stayed but he was still prince. This, it's different.

Ahhhh, the newest addition to the harem house, Doctor Zayne. He's still in the routine hazing process of joining the house. So, it's sort of hard to tell what his relationships are like in the house overall considering most of them ignore, if not are downright assholes to him. BUT, aside from the resident Sunshine Boys, two others have taken him under their wing and sort of shown him around and helped him navigate life here: Tokiya and Satan.

I saved the following three for last as they only visit the house when called, on whims or when their schedules allow for it. The Visitors (not to be confused with temporary visitors- that's a different conversation.. some other time though)

I can begin with Charles, since he's perhaps the least controversial of the visitors. Charles comes to town, takes me on whatever date he planned for days (because he rarely ever pops up spontaneously), Handles His Business, aftercare, might even stay for coffee or maybe the night if i ask nicely and then he leaves. Charles has no relationship with the others. I mean, there's Pickles, sure but he doesn't count lol. Whenever I suggest to him that he should try to interact with others more, he says to me, "Oh? And what clause was that in? I only agreed to you getting to know other men. I've no interest." ...Charlie.

I am going to talk about these two at the same time as they seem to stir up just about the same amount of controversy and provoke the same ire. Pickles and Saitama- the two baldies, my beloveds. Just them being around is enough to set any one of the other housemates off sometimes. Both for different reasons. Some of it goes sorta deep but some of it is fairly simple. Each of the visitors have been involved with me (let's detach even further from reality and not think about age AT ALL for a sec) for 9+ years. Years of involvement hold some importance for each house member- It matters none to me but here we are. Pickles and Charles have been around since 2008 and Saitama since 2015 (the Utapri boys, a year before that but were only talking visitors right now).

Pickles is very arrogant about the length of our relationship, his place in my life and our chemistry/how well he knows me. He credits himself for being the reason the other guys are even allowed to exist in my life. He's not shy about letting them know he feels that way either. As far as he's concerned, he's my main guy (#1) and if he says the word, the rest of them would have no choice but to leave and I'd listen because I'm the one wrapped around his little finger- not the other way around... He's a piece of work (read:toxic) but I love him, right? The others HATE to see him coming. He typically lets me know when he's going to be in town because he's working around his schedule but when he's not on tour, he pops in at random more frequently and he tends to make a show of it. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, hates him. But I think if there's anyone that hates him most, it's Masato and that's because he upsets the balance that Masato set. It makes Masa want to throttle him.

I think that the hate Sai gets is pretty unfair though. Like, with Pickles, I can totally get it. The guy is a dick. But Sai honestly just minds his business. If I'm being completely honest, I think all it really boils down to in the end is jealousy. Whenever he comes to town, we may go out if I reaaaally want to but for the most part we chill at home. We cook and eat at home. We have movie dates at home. Neither of us care to shop and we honestly get enough sight seeing from work. We spend whatever time we have together at the house, unlike I do with the others and because of that, they get to see what I'm like with him. I think they see our chemistry and they don't like it. It's also a night and day difference between what Sai is like with me versus what he's like with the others. He'd try to be cordial for my sake but he's never cared to make friends. For that reason, they take his indifferent personality as a slight against them (especially after seeing how he is with me) when he's really just like that by nature..

It's a shame though because Sai can be really sweet in his own way. When he does stop by and there's someone new undergoing the hazing process, he tends to offer them some sort of guidance or advice to get through it (again, in his own way). Yet, he's still branded as the asshole that pops up whenever he wants, has his way with me and leaves. Soooo sad.

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