#noob player

[archiarthur]

The last post was supposed to be a joke but i'm really making player into a

well

player

[coro-sg]

Block Tales where everything is the same but you get to learn magic now (spell tales?)

[yuqsdug]

I love block tales!

First actually finished comic

Next time I think it's a good time to make a comic. Please stop me.

[nattasalt]

Oop- posting this before going to school

Ok so, I listened to one of Steven universe songs (COFCOFdestinyCOFCOF) and thought: wait what if petey confessed his feelings a second time but this time dm listens to it?? (This is BassSitter AU btw and yes i used the spanish dub)

Imagine that he's plays a bass and not an acoustic guitar XDD

BassSitter AU belongs to: @nyaboshiikun

[scp999ticklemonster]

Ler!Blue noob Lee!Purple noob? :>

Oh jeez, I'm sorry that I've become so lazy (´；ω；`)

[cyanbobaaaaa]

brainrot!! <3

Chat I love him chat currently blending him :333

[pumpkinfox]

So, about the demo 4 release date...

Y'all ever just wonder when Player is going to be affected by the weather? Blackrock is freezing cold, Tur-however your spell it is a damn thick jungle and the manor... Well it seems normal really.

[Anyways uh Player angst ohhh you wanna look at it oooo~]

Don't you love trying to reason with yourself with what your doing is right and everyone else is wrong but you know very well what your doing is causing more harm than good? Anyways...

More yapping...

From what is shown, we are going to a desert. Player bro please dress for the occasion bro don't get a heatstroke and die in the sand.

I'm surprised they didn't get frostbite or any infections throughout the entire game. While yes they have several trauma inducing pains now and baby's first mental breakdown but not really. I wonder as we go through the game, Player just starts to dissociate from everyone. It probably will get so bad that Hatred is their only "friend" they have left while everyone else is trying their best to get them to snap out of whatever their in.

...

[Wait that's actually a good AU story what the hell-]

[sharuso]

You Won! :D

[brokerplushsg]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[kerosnes]

Yayayayayayayayyy I beat hatred once (solo) but.. I can’t do it twice :(

okay guys you can stop now,,this drawing is so buns and I beat that loser like 999999 times trust >_> ( ~16 times by now i think? all solo)

[ube-cream]

i love making up headcanons and theorizing about silly roblox games

+ a rough reference of all the characters you can call in battle (except for the gorilla 'cause i don't have it yet) and their heights compared to player ube :D

[archiarthur]

Wonder if Player can lift Red and Blue in each arm, let them feel tall for fun (all platonic)

Absolutely! They are like Steve from Minecraft now thanks to the inventory update lol. (How can they store all that in storage)

But... they're not the tallest though 🫢🤭

[coro-sg]

The secret third guy

Goobers :3

[plapog]

Hi, now that I've caught your attention with arts, let me tell you about my AU called Star Tales

It follows the same premise, collect the 7 SFOTH swords and save Builderman! but now- it's in space!!

Explore the solar system! Find friends and foes floating in the abyss of the universe! Have epic battles with new weapons like hyperlasers and travel in spaceships and hoverboards! Everyone has their own little space helmets for their styles and designs too! Which the player could possibly interchange if you'd want to. Or maybe leave them without one, breaking all logic and reason!

Basically everything is the same but now your in space and the cities/towns are now planets, asteroids and other objects in the solar system. For example: Blackrock (and Roadtown) was a warm planet, nearest to Bizzville (the central planet), that with the influence of the Ice Dagger turned into the coldest ice planet in the system :3

Some folks would explore with you! At least for a short while, like Jim! Player would find him on the outskirts of the atmosphere of Blackrock's planet. Without his helmet! They'd help him by letting the accountant enter their mini spaceship gifted by Shedletsky and guiding him back to Roadtown!

Hmm what else? Oh!

HP will now more act like the amount of oxygen you have. It will deplete if your helmet gets too damaged and you'd pass out!

While SP are now star particles, little not visible to the naked eye things that make you feel more energised if you gather enough of them! (You could replenish your SP by finding starry items to consume or even SP cards out in the wild space!)

Every SFOTH sword will have its own designated area in the system. Some are on rocky planets like the Ice Dagger, Venomshank and Firebrand. Some are within gas planets like Windforce. Others may be in clusters of asteroids, moons or even a black hole!

Andddd that's all ! This was super fun to make and I sure hope no one made this already cuz that would be awkward... anyway, see yaaaa next few months when I remember to post!!

[roll-rolly-knux]

A small Headcannon of mine,

What if GASA4 player is Noob's cousin, sibling or somethin'

[scp999ticklemonster]

99!! 99!! 99!! 99!! 99!!!!!

I finally start to play BlockTales and I understand about it slightly now :D For now I finished first chapter 1 and contiuning at chapter 2! Also i see-EEEEEEEE!!!! (≧∇≦)/ *Squeals of happiness* TICKLE STICK!! If you don't mind can yo draw an art about with that stick??? When I see it I immediatly thought like:“...Is this the reason how SCP-999 learned the game?” lol (⁠⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠⁠)

@gamergirl2023 and @cosmoskelpie, this is for you \ (•◡•) /