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yet another tortured man with a slutty little waist and oh??? he's voiced by oscar??? AND HE'S GOT FANGS AND MUSCLES AND OH LORD I'M GONNA ****** *** **** **** *** anyway i am a slut, just a total slut for him and i WILL write deranged smut about the cartoon man you can't stop me

Honey-Sweet 18+

>> You're far too sweet for him. He's determined not to ruin you, despite the fact that he seems to ruin everything, and everything about you just seems to make his fantasies worse. But one night can change everything, apparently, when Miguel finally sees how completely not sweet you can be. (i cannot emphasize enough how absolutely disgustingly 18+ this is im so sorry)

"Secluded sex in a meadow" - Blurb request (featuring soft!Miguel)

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Someone tell Steve that I will give him six nuggets. Right now. No questions asked. I am the opposite of normal when it comes to this man. I mean between the hair?? The arms?? The motherfucking PERSONALITY?? Oh, I know it's HUGE. All fics are 18+ unless otherwise specified!

Steve fucking you with his big dick

>> A blurb about taking Steve’s giant dick all the way inside for the first time. w/c: 450

Steve fucking you with his big dick part II

>> A blurb about being desperate for Steve’s dick and him fucking you senseless. w/c: 1.4K

One More, Baby

>> Steve finds that the only thing he can always focus on is making his pretty girl cum over and over. w/c: 535

Take Care of Me

>> Steve always takes care of you so good, making you feel loved, cherished, especially when he’s fucking you till your pretty head is empty. When he takes care of you like that, you can’t help what you say. w/c: 1K

Filthy Whispers

>> Steve Harrington has the filthiest mouth you've ever heard. When he's inside you, it's like his brain-to-mouth filter is completely non-existent. The craziest part? Steve doesn't even realize. w/c: 1.2K

Fighting Against Gravity

>> You've hated Steve Harrington since your sophomore year, and the feeling is very much mutual. Unfortunately, with you both working at Family Video, it was only a matter of time before you got stuck on a shift together. You'll just keep your distance, hopefully. w/c: 3.6K

Better Than Nine to Five (Steve x Reader x Eddie)

>> Steve has been so busy lately with work. Luckily for him, he has a boyfriend and a girlfriend that know how to make him relax for once. w/c: 2.3K

Hard-Pressed

>> Steve has never, ever made you feel insecure about being a virgin. He's more than happy to wait for you to be ready, and anyway, there are plenty of other things you could do together. Especially with a girl as needy and desperate as you. w/c: 2.1K

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Our favorite boys!! This show continues to take over my life and I truly don't know if I will ever be the same. Marc and Steven are both so wonderful and also I am constantly horny for Oscar Isaac so that doesn't help.

Too Much 18+

>> Steven doesn’t have a whole lot of experience with this kind of thing, and with a girl like you, sometimes he can get a little overwhelmed in the best of ways. (I wanted to write something where Steven gets pussydrunk that’s it babey) w/c: 838

Gold-Skinned and Eager 18+

>> You confess to Steven that no one has ever eaten you out before. Steven wants to show you what you've been missing for so long. (soft!dom steven is my lifeblood god bless) w/c: 1.0K

Make It Bruise 18+

>> You've been a brat to Steven all day, in the hopes that you can finally just make him snap and fuck you as rough as he can. You succeed, but Steven needs to punish you first. (steven is definitely more of a dom in this one hooray) w/c: 1.5K

A Little Show 18+

>> Steven finds out of about the job you used to have before you met him. You brace yourself for his rejection, but Steven has a far different reaction. It's a reaction you both can enjoy. (written for kinktober day 10: stripping) w/c: 1.3K

Like It Like That 18+

>> Marc makes Steven want to try something a little different with you. No, it makes him need to try something different. You're happy to let him. (written for kinktober day 16: role-reversal) w/c: 897

Man in the Mirror 18+

>> Steven watches you and Marc from the mirror across the bed. He should give you both privacy, but Steven can't seem to pull himself away. (written for kinktober day 19: voyeurism) w/c: 1K

It's Never Easy 18+

>> You just need relief, so badly, but Steven doesn't want to let you cum. The other boys seem to agree. (a fic with all three moonboys. written for kinktober day 24: edging) w/c: 1.3K

"Well, I've honestly never had sex before..." - Blurb Request (featuring virgin!Steven)

"Just a little more." - Blurb Request (featuring softdom!Steven)

Far Too Long 18+

>> Marc’s been gone for so long, and your dildo is barely enough to tide you over until your boyfriend is with you again. Luckily, Marc is getting back home earlier than you first thought. (daddy Marc catches her with her favorite toy and rails her into next week, that’s it) w/c: 1.6K

Glowing White 18+

>> Marc thinks the suit is ridiculous, you think it’s fucking hot. And when he looks like that, you can’t keep your thoughts to yourself for too long. (she fucks Marc in the moon knight suit. there u go) w/c: 1.1K

How Many Does It Take 18+

>> Marc is ridiculously good in bed. Almost too good. You've tried to tell him that it's too much, that you're too sensitive, but he just keeps going. You know how to make it all stop. (there is safe word use in this one!! but its not suuuuper angsty!!) w/c: 1.3K

A Soft Ray of Sunlight 18+

>> Marc finds you in his clothes. It affects him a bit more than he thinks it should. w/c: 1.7K

Sandwiched between Marc and Layla 18+

>> A blurb about what it would be like to be between Marc and Layla. (w/c: 146)

In The Rearview 18+

>> Jake loves taking you dancing, but his favorite part is the end of the night, when he can get you hot and bothered. So bothered, in fact, that you just can’t wait until you get home. (she’s getting fingered in the car you guys) w/c: 1.4K

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Okay, hear me out. I love Mr. Holland as Spiderman. Character-wise, he is my favorite. But if you ask my heart, and my soul, and also my pussy, TASM!Peter has me in a chokehold. So I wrote all of these with Andrew's Peter in mind. But honestly, these could be read as any Peter, 1, 2, or 3.

So Very Desperate 18+

>> Peter's been thinking about you all day, needy and hard at the thought of fucking you when he gets home from work. But when he walks into the apartment and you're not there, he has to take matters into his own hands. (she catches Peter jerking off and helps out lol) w/c: 1.3K

The Perks of Being a STEM Major 18+

>> While you're packing to move into your new apartment with Peter, he manages to find a machine buried deep in your closet. Curious and more than a little smug, Peter wants to see you use it. (I fr had a dream about a fucking machine and wanted to write about it haha) w/c: 2.0K

Picture Perfect Moments 18+

>> You and Peter can't ever seem to get enough of each other. Maybe the honeymoon phase is just a permanent thing, but you're all over each other, all the time. Peter gets a little artistically inspired when he's got you in bed. (Peter wants to use his camera to take copious amounts of nudes of you hehe) w/c: 2.2K

Worth Saving

>> When Peter comes home to you, beaten and broken by the world he’s trying to save, you take care of him. Maybe you can finally prove to him that he deserves to be protected too. (Some good ol’ hurt/comfort to heal myself after rewatching TASM2) w/c: 1.6K

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literally my husband, okay? the triple frontier writers created francisco morales to rule my entire life and I don't know if i should thank them or curse them. either way, i am now in a constant state of thirst

As Long As I Want (18+)

>> Frankie refuses to be taken care of most nights, choosing to serve you and not taking anything for himself. But you've got him at your mercy tonight, and you're not wasting the opportunity. (truly an excuse for me to write about frankie's giant dick lol)

Flying to New Heights (18+)

>> A flight delay means you're spending your night at the hotel bar, praying for sleep to come to you. Instead, a certain Captain Francisco Morales shows up, tall and broad and far too tempting. With undeniable attraction burning between you, you can't help the way you fall right into his arms. (A commercial pilot!Frankie AU)

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poe motherfucking dameron is who started my oscar isaac obsession in the first place. I saw TFA in the theatre and there was no going back from there holy shit he is my HUSBAND!!! and uh i also want to do literally unspeakable things to him!!!

Pretty, So Pretty 18+

>> With the weight of the galaxy on his back, Poe just needs some time to let go. You're happy to help with that. (written for kinktober day 9: pegging) w/c: 910

"Don't be nervous, I'll guide you through it." - Blurb request (featuring softdom!Poe and holovid sex)

"Do I look like I won't punish you?" - Blurb request (featuring dom!Poe)

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PLEASE the Duffer bros knew what they were doing throwing in a long-haired, nerdy metalhead with a slutty waist into the show. I mean really did they expect me not to be ravenous. I will ignore the ending of S4 for my own sanity.

Eddie humping a pillow

>> Eddie just can’t wait for you to get home from work. Your pillow is a nice substitute. w/c: 258

Eddie desperate for you between classes

>> Eddie can’t hold back when you look so pretty in that skirt, even when you’re trying to get to class. w/c: 663

Have Mercy Upon Me

>> Eddie knows you aren't religious, or innocent. But when you look like that, all pretty and pure, Eddie can't help but want to rip you apart. Fortunately for him, you're happy to help. w/c: 1.6K

The Metal Beneath My Skin

>> You really went all-out for Eddie's birthday present, much to his pleasure. And your pleasure as well, apparently. (Gang, it's a fic about nipple piercings.) w/c: 1.7K

Better Than Nine to Five (Steve x Reader x Eddie)

>> Steve has been so busy lately with work. Luckily for him, he has a boyfriend and a girlfriend that know how to make him relax for once. w/c: 2.3K

The Encore Performance

>> You're so pretty in the crowd, dancing to his music in your tight dress. He knows other people see it, they have to see it, so he has no other choice but to stake his claim over you. In public, where anyone could see. w/c: 1.6K

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Matthew Murdock. Bitch. Whore. Love of my life. I have been a charlie cox stan since 3rd grade when I saw Stardust for the first time, and I have not been the same since. I literally cannot talk about Matt without feeling like I'm gonna die. I think this is a problem. But like Matt, I refuse to see a therapist.

A Friend in Need (Rating: M)

>> You’ve been in love with Matt Murdock for years, and trying to drown those feelings with other men. The only problem is, your one-night stands can’t get you off. Unbeknownst to you, while you’re venting to Karen about it, Matt hears. (w/c: 3.7K)

The Wonderful Way Things Change (18+)

>> A tentative sequel to A Friend in Need, in which Foggy sends you to check on Matt at the office. The sight of your boyfriend disheveled in a suit is making you a little desperate, and thankfully, neither of you have the self control to keep your hands to yourselves. (w/c: 2.5K)

Breathing Isn't Easy With You (18+)

>> Matt wants to treat you right, make sure he doesn't scare you off with any of his urges. But when your throat just feels so good in his hand, and you're moaning like that, who is he to resist? (w/c 1.1K)

Make the World Quiet (18+)

>> You’ve been teasing Matt for hours, leaving him desperate and wanting. It’s all too much, you’re so pretty and powerful, and Matt just wants you to take care of him. (w/c: 1.2K)

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he is daddy material. he IS the epitome of "grumpy no-nonsense man who will do anything for his girl." i am OBSESSED with him. this list isn't huge but trust me besties i am so open to santi requests

A Night Like This (18+)

>> Santi knows what you need on nights like these. His pretty girl needs to be taken care of; her brain needs to be turned off. He's all too happy to help. (w/c: 2.1K)

Forever Feels Good (18+)

>> Sometimes, Santi can't believe that he's actually yours, that you're his. And, as a good husband, he just wants to make his beautiful wife feel good. (w/c: 3.1K)