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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Sing + The Onion’s Headlines Again

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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If Eddie Found Out About The Crystal Theatre Auditions:

Eddie, bursting into Buster’s hotel room: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Buster, laughing nervously: Wooooooow Eds, you could start with ‘hi’.

Eddie, smiling through gritted teeth: fine. Hi honey, great to see you... What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

#sing 2 #sing noodlemoon #lets be honest eddie would have been pissed when he saw that news report #because he knows for a damn fact buster is lying #and he knows first hand how badly 99.999999% of buster's plans backfire #sing eddie #sing buster #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Ash’s Adoption

Buster: Eddie and I are having a baby.

Ash: That's grea-

Buster, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

#sing #sing 2 #sing eddie #sing buster #sing ash #buster is ash's dad now #he and eddie definitely adopted ash after sing 1 and porsha after sing 2 #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Buster in Every Movie

Buster, cheerfully: Well, you know what they say. Go big or go home!

Eddie, exhausted: Buster please, for once in your life, go home.

Buster, ignoring him: I’m gonna go big!

Eddie, sliding down to the ground with a groan: Why???

#sing #sing 2 #sing buster #sing eddie #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #the moon man and his tired boyfriend/fiance #eddie is so tired of buster's chaos #buster is chaos incarnate #I love these two idiots #every time eddie turns on the news it's just a special edition look into what horrible idea buster got himself into this time #eddie just got home from night classes in sing 2 to buster gone with a note of be back soon! on the counter #the next day eddie saw him on the news with a deal with crystal #2 weeks later as buster was getting home he saw the news report of his attempted murder #eddie was not pleased

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hoperays-song · 11 months

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Buster’s Bad Luck

Buster, in the hospital after Sing 2: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Eddie, sitting next to him, raising his eyebrows: Buster, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass and antagonized A MURDERER!!

Buster, hopefully: Ooooorrrrrr, bad luck?

Eddie, deadpan: No Buster, just no.

#sing 2 #sing eddie #sing buster #eddie loves him but he is a dumbass #buster has made so many bad decisions #so so many #some were out of desperation but antagonizing jimmy was after he threatened him was not a good idea #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #buster moon #eddie noodleman

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hoperays-song · 10 months

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Busy

Buster, on the phone with Eddie: Hey, random question, are you busy right now?

Eddie, cooking: A little bit, why?

Buster, cheerfully: Oh no worries, nothing important, have a good day!

*later*

Eddie, having just paid Buster’s bail: You were in JAIL? Why didn’t you say anything?!

Buster, throwing up his hands: You were busy Eds!!

#sing #sing 2 #sing buster #sing eddie #buster moon #eddie noodleman #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #buster has definitely ended up in jail before #he is also definitely not allowed to drive a car #have you seen that man on a bike? imagine the damage he'd do in a car #eddie is so tired of buster's chaos

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hoperays-song · 10 months

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Surprise Sleepover

[Ash and Porsha outside Rosita’s door at 1 am]

Ash: Can we stay with you tonight?

Rosita, rubbing her eyes: Both of you? What happened?

Porsha: Buster was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole apartment building.

Ash: Eddie wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”

#sing #sing 2 #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #ash and porsha are sisters now #as in they were both adopted by buster #buster can and would curse his apartment because he got bored #eddie is so tired of this #rosita has air mattresses because something crazy always happens with the troupe #sing ash #sing porsha #sing rosita #sing eddie #sing buster

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hoperays-song · 11 months

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Eddie’s Dream

Eddie, coughing once: Finally my body is shutting down on me.

Buster, confused: I don’t think that's not how that works.

Eddie, dramatically from the floor: Let a man dream.

#sing #sing eddie #eddie noodleman #sing buster #buster moon #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #eddie is just as dramatic as buster lets be honest here #i love these idiots so much

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Buster hosts a Halloween party at the Moon Theatre and everyone's invited (except Mike and Jimmy obvs). What do they go dressed as?

Ooooo, great ask! I hope you enjoy! - <3 Gooseless

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Buster:

Costume: Chimney Sweep from Mary Poppins (a way more historically accurate version).

Matching?: With Eddie.

Eddie:

Costume: Chimney Sweep from Mary Poppins.

Matching?: With Buster.

Nana:

Costume: One of her old costumes from her performing days.

Matching?: No.

Porsha:

Costume: Flapper from the 1920s, complete with way more glitter than nessicary.

Matching?: No.

Ash:

Costume: Wednesday Addams from Wednesday.

Matching?: No.

Clay:

Costume: Just a Halloween shirt and fake vampire teeth that Ash had to convince/blackmail him to wear.

Matching?: I'm not sure how you'd match this but kinda? A few people are dressed alike.

Rosita:

Costume: Bee.

Matching?: With her entire family.

Norman:

Costume: Bee.

Matching?: With his entire family.

The Piglets:

Costume: Bees.

Matching?: With entire family.

Gunter:

Costume: Sunny Care Bear from Care Bears.

Matching?: No.

Johnny:

Costume: Crowley from Good Omens.

Matching?: With Ryan.

Ryan:

Costume: Aziraphale from Good Omens.

Matching?: With Johnny.

Marcus:

Costume: Just a Halloween pun shirt that Johnny had to beg convince him to wear.

Matching?: I'm not sure how you'd match this but kinda? A few people are dressed alike.

Stan:

Costume: A old letterman jacket that he thrifted and a West Ham United Jersey.

Matching?: No.

Barry:

Costume: Black button up shirt and fake vampire teeth that Johnny, Stan, and Marcus also had to convince him to wear.

Matching?: I'm not sure how you'd match this but kinda? A few people are dressed alike.

Nooshy:

Costume: Miles Morales from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

Matching?: No.

Meena:

Costume: Cinderella.

Matching?: With Alfonso.

Alfonso:

Costume: Prince Charming.

Matching?: With Meena.

Mrs. Crawly:

Costume: Frankenstein's Bride from The Bride of Frankenstein.

Matching?: With Herman.

Herman:

Costume: Frankenstein from The Bride of Frankenstein.

Matching?: With Mrs. Crawly

Suki:

Costume: Cat ear headband she was forced to wear by Porsha when she showed up without a costume.

Matching?: No.

Darius:

Costume: Fred from Scooby-Doo.

Matching?: With Harry.

Harry:

Costume: Daphne from Scooby-Doo.

Matching?: With Darius.

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Calatonia News

Eddie: *turns on the news*

News Anchor: -and local business man, Buster-

Eddie: *turns off tv* I don’t even want to know anymore

#sing #sing 2 #sing eddie #sing buster (only mentioned)#eddie is so tired of buster's chaos #every time eddie turns on the news it's just a special edition look into what horrible idea buster got himself into this time #he's very tired of his fiance nearly dying #first the talent show then the theatre flood then the whole redshore fiasco #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Buster and Convincing People

Buster: So-

The Troupe: No... just no.

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Buster: Hey E-

Eddie: You convinced me. You really did something there with your words. I’ll do it.

#sing #sing 2 #sing buster #sing eddie #eddie noodleman #buster moon #the moon theatre troupe #buster is chaos incarnate #and eddie is an chaos enabler #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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If Eddie had been in Sing 2

Eddie, after Buster lied at auditions: No, no, absolutely not! This is unethical, it's immoral, and it’s absolutely illegal. I want no part in this Buster!

Buster:

Eddie:

Buster: *smiles*

Eddie, sighing: FINE. You've convinced me. I'll help.

#sing 2 #sing eddie #sing buster #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #buster is chaos incarnate #eddie is a supportive boyfriend to buster's chaos #a tired but supportive boyfriend #he later goes on to regret giving said support but oh well #that's a problem for future eddie

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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In My Defense

Buster, after Sing 2: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Eddie, glaring at him: Wasn't Gunter with you?

Gunter, raising his hand: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Rosita, groaning: We can’t let you two go anywhere, can we?

Buster, shrugging: Honestly thought you would have figured that out years ago.

#sing #sing 2 #this conversation definitely occured sometime in sing 2 #sing eddie #sing buster #sing rosita #sing gunter #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #like those two were bond to be pissed at them #no one let gunter and buster be left alone together ever again #look what happens #they feed off each other's craziness

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Eddie’s Solution to Everything

Eddie: I love running away from my problems.

Buster: You hate running?

Eddie:

Eddie: I love ubering away from my problems.

#sing #sing 2 #sing buster #sing eddie #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #eddie is a master of ignoring issues #buster loves (and doesn't stop) him

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Sing Floorplans Pt. 6(?): Noodlemoon Apartment

they got the apartment about five-ish months after Sing 1.

porsha stays in their guest room/office after Sing 2.

there are potted plants everywhere (eddie’s new hobby).

it’s only a few blocks from ash’s studio apartment so it’s easier for them to have family dinners.

there are sun catchers in every window.

surprisingly bright and airy.

#sing #sing 2 #sing floorplans #sing noodlemoon #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #sing buster #sing eddie #sing porsha #porsha is their foster daughter now I don't make the rules #the only reason we didn't see eddie in that scene in Sing 2 is because he was at a night school class #also not shown is the very exasperated phone call buster received when his fiance got home and realised he wasn't there #b: listen eds i get your point but nana said #e: STOP TAKING ADVICE FROM MY GRANDMOTHER BUSTER!! IT'S A BAD IDEA!!

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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Irresponsibility List

Buster, during a group argument: When have I ever done anything irresponsible?

Nana, snorting: I have a list.

Rosita, raising her hand: Mine’s by date.

Gunter, shouting from the next room: Severity!

Eddie, not looking up from his phone: Color-coded and dating back to the day we met.

#sing #sing 2 #sing buster #sing rosita #sing nana noodleman #sing gunter #sing eddie #noodlemoon is you squint blink and do a handstand #both movies are basically a journey in buster's irresponsibility #like he is responsible for 98.9% of the problems they face #buster moon = pure chaos

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