#normal people: uck naked weirdo

[empressofmankind]

The Crow's Eye had taken Lord Hewett's bedchamber along with his bastard daughter. When he entered, the girl was sprawled naked on the bed, snoring softly. Euron stood by the window, drinking from a silver cup. He wore the sable cloak he took from Blacktyde, his red leather eye patch, and nothing else.

- AFFC, The Reaver

I was thinking of this while colouring, though spared you for now of seeing him naked. And though I recognise that with ‘sable’, no doubt GRRM means the tincture black. I am, nonetheless, going to act as if he meant sable fur.

First of all, naked men and fur are a whole mood? That I am here for? And second, sable was hugely prized in the middle ages, scarce and sought after, and I am counting on my boy to be that extra when given half the chance to take such things by the iron price.

Even though its a massively impractical fabric at sea.

Maybe because it is a massively impractical fabric at sea?