#northeastern upper middle class parents won’t accept your academic mediocrity and let you go to Penn State or whatever the fuck your safet | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tomatoluvr69 · 2 years

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You die gently and ascend to heaven. St. Peter says you can come in but you must atone very mildly for some light sins first. He says you just have to read the first draft of your college admission essay from when you were 17. Do you do it or do you choose fiery perdition instead

#there’s someone here at the library meeting with an independent admissions coach it seems #it’s like okay why are you having a full volume convo about this in the quiet reading tables room please stop but also I’m sorry your #northeastern upper middle class parents won’t accept your academic mediocrity and let you go to Penn State or whatever the fuck your safet #y is.#good luck on let me guess. Colgate and Sarah Lawrence.#but also it’s making me realize I cannot recall a single detail or even the topic from my essay and I think if I was forced to read it I’d #squirm myself to death #but thank god you only have to do this once or id simply perish

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