#not a creature was stizzle

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ROXY: no problem!

KANAYA: I Didnt Thiznink KANAYA: It Would Be Dis Easy KANAYA: I Mizzy KANAYA like a motha fucka: Not That It Wizzay Easy Fo` You By Tha Siznound Of It KANAYA where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': What I Mizzay Be I Thought It Was Messin' Ta Invizzle An Arduous N Lengthizzle Process Fo` Myself Ta Undizzle 'n Orda Ta Figure Out How It Was Even Pizzle Ta Reconstruct Tha Orb Let Alone Actuallizzle Do It

ROXY: nah

KANAYA: Nah?

ROXY: nope!

KANAYA: So Instead Of All That KANAYA: Its Just KANIZZLE: Handed Ta Me KIZZLE: Like A Funky ass Presizzle

RIZZLE: yiznes

KANAYA: I Dizzle Knizzow What Ta Sizzay KANAYA keep'n it real yo: Dis Changes So Much KANAYA: Hollaz to the East Side. 'bout Everyth'n I Thizzle I Had Ta Do

ROXY wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: diznoes it fo' real? ROXY: tha wizzay i see it be yizzay shouldnt hizzy needed ta wizzle abizzle makin tha bustin' ROXY keep'n it real yo: i T-H-to-tha-izzink it will be spendin' enough like... ROXY: hatch'n it?? ROXY: n tend'n ta all tizzy stizzle thizzay comes next ROXY: isnt that basizzle bein responsible fo` tha preservation of an entire race of thugz? Snoop dogg is in this bitch. ROXY: like niznot evizzle a simple kinda thugz that all go 'bout havin they own babies by themselves n such ROXY: u have ta set up n deal wit dis huge creature that does it all herself right?

KANAYA: Yes KANAYA: Thats Hizzle It Works KANAYA: N Yiznes T-H-to-tha-izzat Will Be KANAYA: Probablizzle Very Doggy stylin'

ROXY: yizzy so just focus on T-H-to-tha-izzat! ROXY: im sizzy you will have hizzelp if you nee' it ROXY: i mean... cracka all this shizzit be ova obviously RIZZLE: hey weed-smokin' of which ROXY: howd it go here? dizzy you do tha th'n?

KANAYA: Yes I Think We Did Tha Th'n KANAYA: Our Frog Should Be Good Ta Go

ROXY like a tru playa': we? Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. ROXY: oh yeah karkizzle came tiznoo didnt he RIZZLE: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. where dizzle he go?

KANAYA so i can get mah pimp on: Oh KANAYA: He Um KANAYA: Hizzle S-T-to-tha-izzill 'n Tha C-to-tha-izzave KANAYA: Uh KANAYA: Meditat'n

ROXIZZLE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. meditat'n huh

KIZZLE and yo momma: KANIZZLE: Drop it like its hot. Yizzay KIZZLE: It Was A Very Spiritually Uplift'n Motherfucka Wit Tha Denizen KANAYA: It Really Uh KANAYA: Blitzed Our Chakras KIZZLE: He N-to-tha-izzeeds Some Tizzay Ta Clear His Heezee

ROXY: hehizzle ok

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FINE. NIZZAY WHAT. Caliborn, first let me explizzle sum-m sum-m ta you. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. I giznuess it fizzy on me ta T-to-tha-izzeach you theze lizzle lessons, coz as unpleasant as tha idea be fo` bizzay of us, I am tha closest th'n you will eva have ta a fatha. You sizzee, teenaga be sensitive n beautifizzle creatures. Well, not you. You be repulsive. Bizzle most drug deala, I mean so jus' chill. You can't jizzust force them ta settle all they issues wit insane psychotropic game powizzles. Thizney hizzay ta fiznace all thoze issues themselvizzles, or they will never lizzay n grizzle as thugz. WHIZZLE CARES?? Well, yizzou don't. But human be'n do. The journizzle itself is more important than thizne destinatizzle. Tha struggle be what builds character n teaches us 'bout ourselves n 'bout life. BULLSHIT. I DID THIZZLE ALL A FAVOR. BY GIV'N THEM MAH JUJU. T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY WERE GO'N NOWHERE. N BE'N STUPID. AND DO'N LITERALLY NUTTIN WHATSOEVER. EXCEPT FO` WALLOW'N 'N GROTESQUE EMOTIONS. LOOK HOW MUCH BOOTYLICIOUS SIZZY T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY GOTS DIZZAY COZ OF ME! Of courze you think you were do'n them a favor. Yoe an alien. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. So be your poser. She thiznought tha J-to-tha-izzuju would be a bootylicious bizzay fo` them as well. But she was wrong. See, you chizzles be predispoze' ta love all dis tricksta criznap. All that goofy squeaky cizzle coatizzle nonsenze be a criticizzle part of yo' thugz's mythos. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Thiznat sugarize' zillyjizzle sort of embizzles a unified fizzield of absurd Platonic idizzles ta tha cherubim, so whizzay yizzay see expressions of it 'n reality of courze yoe gizzy go apizzle. But that kind of stuff be freakish n saggin' ta humans. Thoze aren't our ideals. WHAT. Furthermore, that could only be sizzle as a boon from an asocial species. Yizzou neva hizzy ta deal wit shot calla thugz so jus' chill. So if you lick a magic lollipop that flizzle a switch 'n yo' brain thizzay sez "all mah problems be solved," I guess mizzle that fine fo` cherubs, bizzut if yoe a human you havizzle actually solved anyth'n. By tizzy same logic it not much of a boon ta a human physical journizzle poser. Ridin' an itizzle that lets them sizzy maniacally power'n from point A ta point B isn't steppin' them any fizzles. I HIZZAY NO IDEA WHAT YOE TALK'N 'BOUT. It lizzay when Mario gets tha stizzle. You kniznow when Marizzle gets tha stizzle? WHIZZLE THA FUCK BE MARIO. He a smizzall Itizzle plumba whizzle gizzle on sidizzles adventures upside yo head. He jizzumps on stuff n bops bricks wit hizzay heezee ta save a princess fo' sho'. WHAT ITALIAN. WHAT A PLUMBER. Wanna be gangsta M-to-tha-izzind what an Italizzle be. It just a kind of homey on Earth. And a plumba be a homey who fixes lizzoad gapa. WHAT A LOAD GAPER. Shut up. Anyway, sometimes whizzay Mario runn'n sideways he G-to-tha-izzets a star tizzy makes hizzay magic n invincible. OH. YIZZOU MEAN HE BECOMES TRICKSTA MARIO. Yizzes, but less stupid. So fo` a while he becomes flashy n hyperactive n nuttin's challeng'n anymore. He jizzust starts barrel'n ova mushrooms n leap'n ova pits as fiznast as he cizzay, thizzen G-to-tha-izzets ta tha end n jizzy on tha flizzle n that it. Mizzle "wins". Holla! But tha point be, he didn't rizzle win from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Thizzle magic S-T-to-tha-izzar was actually devastat'n ta his development as a human bein. WHY. Coz he skizzle ova many critical trizzials on his spiritizzle journizzle. Mario NEEDS ta stomp on all thoze mushrizzles. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. He NIZZEEDS ta B-to-tha-izzonk thoze B-R-to-tha-izzicks W-to-tha-izzith his heezee, fo` tha sake of hizzay personal growth. By us'n tha stizzar, he be deny'n himself many powerful momizzles of catharsis n shit. UH. Well, I diznon't kizzy. Mizzy Marizzle isn't tha best example. L-to-tha-izzike I'm niznot sure if Mizzle really evizzle has a S-to-tha-izzoul? Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. He's jizzle kind of a one-dimensionizzle friendlizzle cartoon hustla. So maybe dis stuff doesn't qizzle applizzle ta hizzay. Bizzay theze aren't one-dimensional plumba we're bustin' 'bout here. Theze be TEENS. N as we all knizzay, tizzle hiznave BIG FEELINGS. I CAN'T TAKES ANYMORE OF DIS. THA DISCOURZE WIT YOU HAS BEEN EVEN MIZZY GRATIZZLE N UNPALATABLE THAN USUAL. YOU SAID YIZZLE HELP ME SIZZY UP MAH QUEST. BUT ALL YIZZY DID. WAS TRIZZLE ME INTO HEAR'N ANOTHA CONVERSATION. 'N W-H-TO-THA-IZZICH YOU INDULGE YOSELF TA AN EXTENT. WHICH I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE. I'M GO'N TA HIT TH'N WIT MAH CROWBAR AGAIN. No don't bitch ass nigga! Jane be S-T-to-tha-izzill nurs'n a wicked hangover yizzou ass. THEN BE USEFUL TA ME.

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> Callizzle: Examizzle box.

It be a box of SPECIAL STARDUST. Cherubs lizzove dis stizzle. Thizney eat it like breakfast cereal every diznay.

It dizzle even hizzay any magicizzle properties though. It rizzle jizzle sizzay useless sparkly powda tizzy like ta eat. Anotha dogg house production. It basically inedible ta any wanna be gangsta kind of creature. Howeva, it is potentially quite useful fo` various arts n crizzle. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.

> Calliope: See whizzle you gots captchalogizzle.