#not bonff

[doctorwhoisadhd]

literally its fucking crazy that they introduced jack and were like "yeah so his former employer stole two years of his memories. also thats not his real name" and not ONCE in the entire time he was on tv over the course of 54 episodes did they ever think of explaining literally a single nother detail about any of that

[whales-are-gay]

the advent of online friendships has created new never seen before emotions such as singing along to a recording of your friend singing and feeling like you’re kind-of-sort-of-together but kind-of-sort-of not

[luxpenumbra]

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[transgenderpoopsauce]

@emmas-dilemma bing bing obingus bing bing bing bonff

[doctorwhoisadhd]

jack harkness is the best character ever invented. he shows up, immediately bisexual as all hell, to be the second of roses boytoys recruited to team tardis, instantly turns it into a throuple, kisses both rose and the doctor on the lips, dies, gets brought back to life, and immediately gets forgotten by the doctor. and they were like Yup give that guy a spinoff (which the premise of by the way was literally "5 bisexuals do detective shit on aliens and get covered in blood a lot". IN 2006). and then he comes back to dr who 4 more times and its like 1) spawns back into the show in the middle of a divorce and implies he will eventually become a giant head in a jar directly before fucking back off to his polycule 2) he shows up for about 5 seconds in some space bar during the doctors pre-death farewell tour bc the doctors like alright jack we're getting you some dick tonight 3) shows up for ANOTHER 5 seconds to kiss a companion on the lips and create 1 million questions aaaand 4) breaks the doctor out of space jail, gives a pep talk to the lesbian in the team tardis who has been pining for the doctor for 8 millions years, and blows up a bunch of daleks. And then fucks off again. like truly how do you beat this

[doctorwhoisadhd]

NEED jack and 15 to meet and fuck nasty.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

i like how 10 disables the vortex manipulator repeatedly as if 1) jack hasnt ALREADY lived through the entire 20th century where every single previous doctor ever is, 2) as if torchwood doesnt have a whole lot of even MORE dangerous alien technology just. LYING AROUND, and 3) as if there werent FOUR different jacks just in 1941 ALONE

[doctorwhoisadhd]

yaz dan and 13 was such an excellent team tardis. two lesbians that were not in the least hinged and their pet dad

[doctorwhoisadhd]

not to start discourse but i just saw someone say that tennant was the original superfan of doctor who. NO ITS PETER CAPALDI. WERE YOU BORN IN A CAVE????

[doctorwhoisadhd]

oh this bitch did NOT finish therapy

[doctorwhoisadhd]

captain jack harkness (the episode) (not the guy) (not the other guy either) has EVERYTHING. vote saxon posters. bad wolf graffiti. captain jack harkness. captain jack harkness. captain jack harkness and captain jack harkness kissing sloppy style in front of everyone. callbacks to previous episodes. jazz standards. the clarinet. companions getting their own companions. non-white companions in the past having their fears taken seriously. bad wolf theme. jack being forced to tell someone else on the torchwood team the truth. gareth david lloyd putting his whole pussy into the role of ianto (this is a given but still). owen gets shot. gay kissing. theres even blood

[doctorwhoisadhd]

also it fucks me up that the ONLY member of the team we dont see where they live was ianto. like we really didnt know anything about him did we

[doctorwhoisadhd]

society if bill potts and heather had their own big finish spinoff series

[ID: the futuristic city landscape from the "society if x" meme /end ID]

[doctorwhoisadhd]

if 14 and jack met there would be SO many horny as fuck freudian slips, my god

[doctorwhoisadhd]

i just finished episode 1 of class heres my review

[ID: 3 way venn diagram. circle 1: "getting covered in blood and also gay kissing"; circle 2: "former companion gets companions"; circle 3: "dr. who shows up". torchwood is in the intersection of circles 1 and 2, the sarah jane adventures is in the intersection of circles 2 and 3, and class is in the intersection of circles 1 and 3. /end ID]

[doctorwhoisadhd]

you wanna hear something fucked up

[ID: image 1: adelaide brooke from the waters of mars, a 60yo woman. image 2: steven carter from torchwood s3: children of earth, a 10yo boy. image 3: part of a big finish audio cover, cropped to just show matteusz, april, and ram, who are all 17yos. /end ID]

these characters were all born in 1999