#not funny shdhhs

[kerizaret]

Hm :(

It recently feels like I keep being thrown out of the loop

[cheolhub]

Please treasure yourself just a sliver as much as everyone else treasures you. You are such an amazing human being and I love seeing you post!

You’re so effortlessly funny and kind, it makes my day better when you post! Thank you so much

PLEASE OMG SHDHHS 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOUJUU 😭🫶🏽🫶🏽

[calciferstims]

lmaoo got real clever with the emojis there!

no worries! take your time answering, not like im being any quicker myself lol.

the only pirate theme thing im sort of watching on and off that has me sort of interested is one piece. lmfao yep animooo! i legit dont really watch anything else but anime aha. go watch it you too! it only has over 1k+ episodes and counting lool.

LOL...3 TIMES as long? damn. what the hell was going on? give the masses the fucking deets or something. 😅 "I have no idea what con o’neill was doing but I know what he’s capable of" pff LMAO 😂 what if that was what he kept doing? just going awkwardly as long as he could ooooo daddyyyyy and he just couldnt help himself? OOOOO...PAAAAAAAADREEEEE. shiver ma timbers!

AHA WHAT??? was NOT what i had thought it was going to be, okay okay i legit thought it was going to be..uh...sexier? lmfao its just what i had in mind. when he was done he legit looked like he came to his senses loll.

israels whole wiki is a tad bit...weird. it's not really able to state time of death or location either, which may be understandable? its kinda funny how izzy is portrayed as a 55 year old when apparently israel was like....in his 20's or something. lol...

i wish there was a capybara emoji tbh! now that'd be litty titty.

honestly i was kind of waiting for you to maybe realise that "hol up...is this the same person?" and then boom, ye did haha.

hope ye having a good day too and have enjoyed your weekend!

sorry dumb as all hell but what do you mean with him holding back?

~🐨

ok I hi I took ten years again sorry 😔 imma start putting the rest under the cut bc I don’t wanna shove my long ass replies on everyone’s dash all the time 😅

ohhh one piece???? Ok but like. It feels funny to me that I have definitely heard that name many times and yet somehow still have ZERO clue what it’s actually about. Like actually none. Net zero information. You could literally give me any random, made-up plot of the show and I would be like ‘yeah sure that checks out’. I would have no way of knowing otherwise 😂

AND YEAH EXACTLY. I WANNA KNOW WHAT TF HE WAS DOING. PLEASE RELEASE THE FORBIDDEN TAKES LMAOODHF

ok so you saying ‘ooohh padre’ is SO cursed but it just reminded me of something even fucking worse I found recently 😔😔 I actually thought ‘oh I NEED to show 🐨 anon this IMMEDIATELY’ SHDGHHF. It’s a fucking. The f. The French dub. Of that scene. It’s so fucking bad. It makes the original scene feel like a pleasant dream with how embarrassing the French version is by comparison. I found it at like 3am at night and had a breakdown. please share my pain.

LIKE WHY DOES HE FUCKING SOUND LIKE THAT. WHY. I HATE IT SO MUCH PLEASE SHDHH IT TOOK ME SEVERAL TRIES TO MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO VIEW THE WHOLE THING I KEPT PAUSING IT LMAOO

and on that note DGDGH PLS. NO IT IS NOT SEXY. not one bit it is thee most embarrassing scene ever. he’s a humiliating little man. I love him. He’s so dumb.

and yeah that’s very much what I’m talking about when I say I wish we knew more about him!!! Like…. Israel Hands was rlly walkin around being a PIRATE at my age????? Like I’m pretty sure Blackbeard gave him his own ship when he was like, 17, which is just wild to me. Who was he…. I must know….

damn we do need a capybara emoji ur so right…. Somebody get on that 😤

and to answer your question!! I just… I know con o’neill and I feel like he could do something much worse than the daddy scene if he wanted to 😂😂 he has so much weird horny freak power contained within him…… you don’t even know…

Honestly I WANT him to do something worse in season 2. I want him to outdo himself. I think he’s capable of it 😌

[s2willbyers]

s4 milkvam scenes are so fucking funny sorrry shdhhs it will be like hehehe here is an intense romantic moment between mike and el!! <3 but will is just in the background like 🧍‍♂️ honestly it would be sooooo so much funnier if b*ler isnt canon bc like. sorry that would just be thee funniest and like. worst cinematographic choice in the world. i have to laugh sorry

[ughgclden]

once again…my bee…it’s been far too long. i’ve been feeling better recently alas i haven’t been on tumblr much. BUT TELL ME ABOUT THE DATE (i think it’s happened by now?) AT THE CAFE!! PLEASE!!

also…i may have gone on two dates with this guy since my last update. the first was was just at a restaurant and it went so well he was so funny and cute and shdhhs and then we met for coffee and once again it was just so fun and he walked me home and we just stood outside and talked for likeeee twenty minutes and i’m smitten it’s terrible…after two dates ):< he has a show this weekend and i’m hoping he invites me but…i don’t know if he will but lord do i need to see this man play live BOYS IN BANDS>>>>

hehe also i got two tiny bats on my arm!! i love them and they’re so cute and sweetie<3 i plan on getting more while i’m here but i have no clue what i want.

ENOUGH ABOUT ME- how are you!! i saw that you recently started your classes, how are they so far? also saw you baked a cake…need the details on that as well obviously! hope you’re well (:

hi again mars my love!!! so so happy to hear from you again, i missed you🫶 it has indeed happened and went great!!! he's just. so nice to talk to. and we're going out again this weekend so fingers crossed!!!

and oh my god that's amazing?!?! he walked you home?!?! and you guys talked for twenty minutes after?!?!?! im screaming on your behalf?!?! i need updates if you did end up attending the show,, he better invite you bc we all know that boys in bands >>> i forgot to ask what instrument he plays!!! says a lot about a boy, imo😳😳

they sound adorable omg!! ive always loved bats, so they seem a great choice n i bet they look incredible!

i did!! they've been going alright as far as classes go! i have made a few more friends, but am desperately clinging on to my rory gilmore remus lupin mindset to get me through😳 the cake also turned out a lot better than i hoped! it was a congratulations cake for my brother and was intended to be pretty small, but ended up to be the biggest cake i've made yet so... hm. was luckily a success!! ill put a silly lil pic under the cut

sorry for the late response once more,, but it was so lovely to hear from u again🥺🤎

[thundermanllc]

Fitzroy: I mean, everyone here can keep a secret, right?

[REDACTED]: Ooooh...

Fitzroy: oh GOD

[REDACTED]: This is not ideal.

[fluff-tae]

Self care is rewatching the Broerrrs vlogs 🤪🤙🏻