#not tagging melon cause I hate him >:p

[lilcrea]

Not UT for once :0

I don’t yap about it often but I love Beastars! I love the character writing, the manga artstyle, how everyone is so flawed, the themes are so interesting, the world building is a bit confusing but frankly who cares because it’s more about the message then that. Also the songs for the anime are bangers.

[inmaki]

ask and u shall recieve-- also i lowk meant them separately but honestly??? these along with the prev can also be read as a poly thing and it shouldn't make a difference because why have 1 when you can get both?

this is all set in a non-curse, very normal world college au btw because most of the jjk cast deserve to be happy ok? ok.

i know it's canon that gojo is actually big brained and he can literally do anything if he tries, buuut i also hc that he lacks culinary skills. like, he grew up rich, right? i'd imagine him have his parents' 50 maids cook for him. that or he just goes out to eat most of the time cause he has more pocket money than my entire bank account.

anyway, adding onto that, it becomes a problem when he's sick, because it's either you or geto to come take care of him cause my man can't cook to save a life. one time you got a fever to the point you couldn't get up and he was panicking because he doesn't know how to make soup or congee (savory rice porridge) for you, so he calls suguru in the middle of a lecture and the phone call basically went like

'okay, now add in the vegetables--'

'i burned the broth.'

'you what.'

safe to say suguru skipped the rest of his classes that day.

geto on the other hand, insists that he can take care of himself when he's sick. he only ever asks for you to do stuff for him if it's really bad, otherwise he'll probably just ask for cuddles.

either (or both) of them fall asleep relatively fast already when they're sick, but in your arms??? surrounded by your scent??? out like a light immediately.

yeah okay i still have so much more but i'm gonna stop before i go overboard ackbeuifnebu

p.s. completely unrelated ik but pls tell me i'm not the only one who's getting pissed off about this new wave of p*rn bots. i thought they couldn't get any worse but now they're putting tags on their post that are completely unrelated, and they don't properly censor the thumbnail images they use??? i don't want to have to block certain tags just because of the small minority but it's getting harder to ignore... tumblr get your shit together pls

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SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLT HI MELON NONNIE <3 omg im so sorry idk why i read it as like a scenario together but AHSBJHSBS SATORU BURNING BROTHHHH 😭😭 i honestly agree even if its canon that hes good at most things he tries im a firm believer cooking is js NOT one of them,, the best he can do is ramen and barbecue the meat for u 💀

i have a feeling that in the end suguru sneaks over to make your porridge/soup, then gives it to toru who brings it to you and ur js like. wow toru u made this?!!! meanwhile hes smiling nervously like y-yep!!!! HELP i love the idea of toru trying to take care of his sick s/o.. its so entertaining yet adorable

AND YES THOSE BOTS HAVE BEEN GOING CRAZY 😭😭 ITS SUCH A JUMPSCARE I HATE THEM idk how blr lets them get away w it 🧌

[jukesboxblues]

tagged by @moreraquetball

i tag uhhhh @malo-melons @alonsimo @21centurykerplunk @shrek-is-drek and that's it 1. drink? some juice that lowkey looks like wine?? 2. phone call? my mom hah 3. text message? uhhh one of my s/os 4. song you listened to? //whizzer going down from in trousers hahah 5. time you cried? the last time i finished the falsettos soundtrack so,,yesterday??? have you ever 6. dated someone twice? no p e 7. kissed someone and regretted it? mmm yea 8. been cheated on? noooooo,,,t exactly???idk it's a Long Story whoop 9. lost someone special? no 10. gotten drunk and thrown up? gotten drunk,,,somewhat. thrown up because of that??nope favorite colors: 11. purple 12. black 13. green/pink idk I can't decide in the last year have you 14. made new friends? yup!! 15. fallen out of love? nah 16. laughed until you cried? i don't think so 17. found out someone was talking about you? hnnng no 18. met someone who changed you? i'd like to think i change myself so 19. found out who your friends are? i found two new am a zi in g friends 20. kissed someone on your facebook list? i don't have a facebook lol general: 21. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? see above^^ 22. do you have any pets? one dog but i Highkey want a cat 23. do you want to change your name? my legal name???ye i wanna change it but my name is wonderful so 24. what did you do for your last birthday? hung out with some friends and slept in 25. what time did you wake up? 5:45 am 26. what were you doing at midnight last night? fuckin sleeping thank god 27. name something you can’t wait for? pbs to show the falsettos pro shoot on oct 27th at 8 pm 28. when was the last time you saw your mom? 13 hours ago 29. what are you listening to right now? in trousers!! 30. have you ever talked to a person named tom? uhhhh,,,i don't think so 31. something that is getting on your nerves? the fucking trump presidency tbh 32. most visited website? ao3 or google docs tbh,,, 33. hair color? died blonde, natural red(ish) 34. long or short hair? s h o r t 35. do you have a crush on someone? always,,,i'm polyamorous gu ys 36. what do you like about yourself? uhhhhh that i'm rlly good at English and can write O K I guess??also i'm a Pretty Boy and i like that abt myself so 37. piercing? my ears are pierced but i lowkey want more piercings Eventually 38. bloodtype? who actually knows this tbh 39. nickname? queer nerd????idk jules is technically a nickname cause my full name is julian but whatev 40. relationship status? i'm in a relationship 41. zodiac? gemini (ik ik the most hated of the zodiac) 42. pronouns? they/them or he/him 43. favorite tv show? criminal minds 44. tattoos? Eventually!! 45. right or left handed? right handed 46. surgery? maybe top surgery Some Day but idk 47. sport? i take karate!!!//whizzer voice: i was trained in karate 48. vacation? universal studios/orlando 49. pair of trainers? uhhhh I wear boots or converse more general 50. eating: nothing but I may make dinner soon??idk 51. drinking: again, nothing 52. i’m about to: hopefully make some dinner 53. waiting for: death tbh,,,but uhhh the weekend 54. want: a will to live and some love 55. get married? naaah,,,i'm Good unless my partner(s) wanna get married 56. career? uhhh politician, professional musician??? which is better 57. hugs or kisses? mmmm hand holding 58. lips or eyes? E Y E S 59. shorter or taller? i'm always the shortest so,,,taller i guess 60. older or younger? a Nice Mixture 61. nice arms or nice stomach? ????idk i haven't rlly given it much thought?? 62. hook up or relationship? a lil bit of both thank 63. troublemaker or hesitant? ,,,uhhh it depends on who you ask i think have you ever 64. kissed a stranger? nope 65. drank hard liquor? ,,,i've had some whiskey before 66. lost glasses/contacts? my life in a nutshell tbh 67. turned someone down? no,, 68. had sex on the first date? maybe??? 69. broken someones heart? no 70. had your heart broken? nahhh 71. been arrested? thankfully, no. but i have broken the law 72. cried when someone died? y ep 73. fallen for a friend? ye a,,i've fallen for quite a few friends do you believe in 74. yourself? for the most part???i mostly hate myself but i get moments where i get rlly self absorbed but uhhhhhhh 75. miracles? oh ye 76. love at first sight? love at first sight???no ,,lust at first sight??ye 77. santa? hhhahha,,,i wish 78. kiss on the first date? yea sure why not 79. angels? maybe??i'm not particularly religious but i think angels could exist other 80. current best friend’s name: mmmm mali or sarah 81. eye color: blue/green???i think idk 82. favorite movie: captain america: the winter soldier