#not to mention hellsa's had a bad track record with princesses

[von-eldritch]

@royalreef said: Smash or Pass + Miranda.

Give her an excuse to be judgmental

"Well, it's not like I find her unattractive, 'cause she's real pretty to look at, and it's not like I care that I don't trust her, 'cause that's never stopped me before but I'm not dumb. I've noticed that crown on her head, and fuck if I'm gonna play politics. Something tells me I'd be bad for any sorta relations amongst kingdoms-- mostly my intentions to be as much."