#nuer and syn continue to be my mvps

[ohanny]

my thoughts while watching the first episode of cutie pie 2:

is it just me or is max looking extra dilfy?

in comparison zee is looking extra baby? i need this man to explain his beauty routine because he has the skin of a newborn

"oh for fucks sake just say yes! then again, you can't or this show would have been 5 minutes long."

lian is a stalker, what else is new chapter 1

kon diao, my slutty lil gremlin, you are now competitively kicking people's asses? where is the footage? we were robbed

a man: *exists in kuea's vicinity* lian: *has a stroke*

nuer has transformed into a full on bro who understands the bro-code. i am so proud.

WHAT IS THIS SHIRT

seriously, who is this flirty hoe with the farrah fawcett blow out and why is he lowkey cute

and why is this boss giving us every single creepy 30 something man who hangs out and parties with high schoolers. there is one in every town.

syn my baby! no! i do not accept any drama between these two. nuer loves you the most. he is just busy being a good bro right now.

oh farrah fawcett is getting bold, ew.

yes, kuea drag his ass. how do you have the audacity to flirt with me when i am a very thoroughly pleased taken man

somewhere (probably in a car with binoculars) lian is experiencing a wave of smugness for no particular reason

"i am not that drunk, i can go by myself" - why do these feel like the famous last words in a bl?

lian beng a stalker, what else is new chapter 2

HE HAS A HIA LIAN SHRINE

lian: why are the plushies kissing kuea: definitely not because i have a very niche furry kink

i do understand lian's hand thing 100%

DID HE JUST MEOW

lian: i am a responsible adult kuea: ... still wanna fuck tho?

KON DIAO YOU LIL GAY BABY WITH YOUR LIL GAY SWEATERS

yi must have some sort of a denial kink because at this point he is emotionally and physically edging himself for funsies

is the kitty hungover, awww

lian is a stalker what else is new chapter 3

farrah fawcett sipping his tea, refusing to touch romantic rival congee

SHOW PERTH'S FACE YOU COWARDS

... has lian just been sitting in the lobby the whole day?!?! doesn't he have a job?

lian: i hope yi didn't scold you kon diao thinking about car sex: ah yes

yi is tackling life tits first and i appreciate it.

syn asking the real questions at the temple, turning a "why is he not texting me" into a philosophical monologue on eternal suffering

farrah fawcett: hey boy nuer: bro (derogatory) kuea: i got this nuer: bro (affectionate) *proceeds to bro at the minimum distance*

WHAT IS MY FOEI WEARING

the gays were too stunned to speak

"i am not mad at you" says syn, mad-ly.

JUST KISS

WHAT IN THE ELTON JOHN IS THIS

seriously. no one will ever beat nuer in the brolympics. you could not have paid me to do this.

lian about to assert his dominance like any mature, secure adult on this planet.

what do you mean you didn't notice him? kuea, sweetie, maybe visit an optometrist because how did you not spot lian's sparkly, feathered ass in the sea of like eight people

farrah fawcett is saaaaaltyyyy

yi deserves all the car sex for suffering through these shenanigans

lian, listing life events while gently twirling the engagement ring: it's time. kuea: what could you possibly be talking about o.o

the saga of kuea's communication and commitment issues continues. just taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk *suddenly remembers why i almost rage quit this show in the first place*

oh thank fuck

but he's definitely hiding something korea related and i know he won't say anything until it will be a PROBLEM

wait wait wait THEY WILL ALREADY TALK IN THE NEXT EPISODE. wow our boy is moving fast for the cutie pie universe