#nutmaster sergeant

[birdcel]

ok fess up who put a quarter in his coin slot

@sneakers2church  said: have you NOT breached the foaming apeshittery point goddamn what level are we at now just on a scale i feel like im slacking

YEAH DOUCHEBAG, YOU REALLY NEED TO START PICKING UP THE SLACK. YOU MIGHT EVEN NEED TO WORK OVERTIME CRAMPING YOUR FLIMSY LITTLE WRISTS OVER CANVAS TO DELIVER ME EVEN WORSE DEPICTIONS OF YOUR GANGLY AND DISPROPORTIONATE FRAME. I HAVE A GUIDE ON MY BLOG SO YOU KNOW WHICH BUTTONS TO PUSH THAT MAKE ME INVERT MY BOWELS RIGHT HERE ON THE DASHBOARD IN THE PUBLIC EYE.

MY GUESS IS THAT WE'RE AT ABOUT 2 MIDDLE FINGERS OUT OF 10.

[birdcel]

im going to kill you

[birdcel]

[birdcel]

i was gonna send karkat some dumb shit about dick and balls but i didnt

[birdcel]

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so were 100% on no one ever reading these right

i cant help but feel like im dragging people down most of the time and to my credit usually im right but on the rare occasion im not youre there to kick my ass until i see reason

plus youre like the least weird about bird monster stuff which i chalk up to growing up on a weird monster planet but who knows maybe youre just a chill dude

jk could you imagine

i feel like i got off track here but thats only because youre not busting my feathery knutts in real time to focus which is another thing i appreciate or whatever

tldr sorry i flake all the time but thanks for always being around when i come backand likegiving me a reason to

[birdcel]

@carcinc

[birdcel]

[birdcel]

carcinc replied to your video “”

OK. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS.

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