#obi-wan and his blindspot approximately 6 feet tall

[tennessoui]

filoni calling anakin “murderbot failman” skywalker the greatest jedi of all time makes me think of an au where some holonews site interviews some jedi at the Temple to help humanize them and make them relatable to the public, and one of the reporters who has a crush on the hero with no fear is like ‘is knight skywalker, the greatest jedi of all time here???’

and all the jedi stop and go. what. what did you just call him? 

and the news reporter is like...he’s the greatest jedi of all time...right...?

and all the jedi are like hmmmmmm would we say knight skywalker is...the greatest jedi of all time....would we use those words.....

and master kit fisto is like ‘he’s the greatest jedi order-senate liaison of all time 😏’

and master mace windu is like ‘he makes the greatest pufflebread souffle in the Jedi Order 🤔’

and master yoda is like ‘ALMOST the best bug eater of all time, in the Jedi Order, he is 🤭’

and master depa billaba is like ‘he’s the greatest Jedi in his age bracket at the game dejarik 🤔’

and master plo koon is like ‘oh master kenobi has just arrived. 😏 master kenobi, would you say knight skywalker is the greatest jedi of all time?’

and master kenobi is like ‘yes of course. 😊 🥰 why?’