#obligatory disclaimer because I’m afraid of d.ogblr this is a joke

[the-adventures-of-dave]

I love how dog people talk about getting a new dog as “getting into” a breed. You don’t just adopt a Labrador, you “get into labs”. It’s not buying a border collie, but “getting into BCs”. Imagine if we did that with cats. I think I’ll be getting into orange tabbies next. Maybe dabble in calicos. Try out tortoiseshells.