#oh myyt

[theearthwasmadeforlovers]

Heh GoopfenSchtaldt

Here lies Sha-La-La of the Velvet Thump.

Im realgunna shtickitiner helthie Rump.

A realDravidianRhythm is playing out

Im real-not-gonna-let-ya sit there and pout

Im a real CosmoidRex Ape-type Man oy-ya-Hay! oy-ya-Hay!

Im a real Stooge-Incense when I yodel ya-la-Lay!

Im as real as Zulzibrand when you raise me from the Clay.

Whoresare the realCunts

Cuntsare the realWhores

Dim-dim Dandelion realultra!

Dam-dam dandy Leon real ultra multra!

Dom-dom Damiana Desdemona de-la Diluvian Dividend Delta Deluge Damage Day

Do-si-do da Dorian Delorean Dumbbell Dingbat

De-la Hee-Haw Hee-Haw of the great Ooh-Lay-Lay!

I reel didsniff the CkandyyyCkryyyzstdallz lakkagraydt fethraMezstchryxsdtkra

And then I went over lakkawhooschxkhilly Wyxsdtkra

Ha Hunny, that’s the honk

Hi Bunny, that’s the bonk

Huh Tunny, that’s the tonk

Dul mynkra mynkra ding-a-ling DingDong?

You look a lil funny - Sumptin’ gone wrong?

Real churnedforth Papersuch didme-write a Glyph.

It sent forth a heavenly and epic “WHAT IF!!??”

And then all of a Sudden was ruddily rudden

And out of the Turmoil came pomba pombudden

They realedit Wykypeedshzhja lakkagraydt Wwwykkapaedszhcka!!

The lixily tiltexily dre YspaTechaeJchaedszhcka!!

Thakkagraydt skilurMezhdre Nyvendflasdhtshaedszhcka!!

YIJvIyiJYiVyIIjjViyIVjjyvjYjYjVYvJJjyjVJJjVvyVviiJYYvIIjjyjivyVjIjJvvvVyvJYvjvjv

yjYvvIJiYJVyvijJvJjvyjVjyiiyjiVJiIivYYivVJjvvJjjjJVvjYjivjyViyVjjyVjjvJjJyVIYvjjjvi

JYyyyYjiIjIyyJJjJvyjIVIJyJVYviyIViYvVvyjjjYvvyJvvVYjVvjiyYvJJVvYvJYjVvvjyyjv

Fairies-in-the-Fields

                                 Real-Heavenly, oh-Yes!

In-the-Face-of-Immortal

        Chaos-and-Fear

   I-am-not-afraid, oh-No.

O Valentine - I love you

And this comes from Within

So for you I play the Saxophone, and the Violin

Real FallOfTheByzantineEmpire - Meow-hey! Meow-hey!

Real Red/Orange/Green-Shifted Valentine - dela-Neigh! dela-Neigh!

Straw-raw ra-la strangula stringula Sister Spinster Spatula Spray

Cradula Clavendula Coldula called ya clever-as-Clay

Real fuck CopyRightLaw, am I right? Am I right?

Im real gonna steal everyThing in Sight.

And then in the tight Nick of Time at Night,

Ill be as gone as Night by Morning Light.

And daily deedil dela Boya Konzschstrykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya

Mynervvva Melyossa Maryyna MonMerprykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya

Reel sendMethegigaCuntSluts realplease reel’pleez

Mxxt mzzt mttt myyt mytzxClazeez yeitschYaiyeez

Megresh nevi-nevi beloyosi-mosi

Madousx yevi-yevi gragagdosi-grosi

Mxla Myxyla Meixeilei pboosch-gwgawdt!!

Ador ya la MRUAP or g’edit wal iss hawdt!!

Real Cuntweep went realHotGirl Oof Ooh-La-La!

Real didsniff the CandyCrystalz lakkagraydt Shra-Ra-Ra!

Real PainintheAss I can be, I can be! :)

Real putitinherButthole andthen I gopee ;)

RealSucks to be realCuck; realfeels good to be Me :^)

I found my Violet Valentine a Place to play

Vand Vthen Vthe Vviolet Vvalentine Vwe Vwent Vwevve Vvavway

For her Radiance, I razzle.

For her Decadence, I dazzle;

In our Dalliance, I adore;

In our Romance, I roar.

With Reverence, I rape Her.

With Diligence, I drape Her;

When I feel less, She is More;

When I confess, She is Whore.

For a Shilling, I shape Her;

For Screaming, I scrape Her,

For Scrambling, I scratch Her;

For Sniveling, I snatch Her.

For Hugging, I hold Her,

And she rests her Chin

     Upon my left Shoulder. ♥

[ablaske]

"To smell her skin."

[noendcomic]

(via https://open.spotify.com/user/erlij/playlist/4qxNCiMqf4zK4KQy8PQ0ig)

Warrior - Ramona soundtrack (indie, female vocalists)

The Cranberries - No Need to Argue

Madonna - This Used to Be My Playground

Tori Amos - Girl

Nina Simone - Ain’t Got No (I Got Life)

Billie Holiday - Ain’t Nobody’s Business if I Do

Olivia Newton-John - Physical

Natalie Imbruglia - Beauty on the Fire

Ella Fitzgerald - Oh, Lady, Be Good!

Regina Spektor - Hallelujah* 

Vienna Teng - My Medea

Kimbra - Warrior

Myyt - Oikea*

Stella - Piste

Ultra Bra - Sokeana Hetkenä

* YouTube link, because the song is not on Spotify

[noendcomic]

Hi I know it's been a REALLY long time since you did this but I'd love to hear Jerry's soundtrack now that he's officially in the comic! And maybe Ramona's too, since you never posted hers(??). I hope Benny's gonna be okay, I really want Cotton to get with Jerry without feeling guilty over it. Love your comic

Don’t you worry, both soundtracks are ready, we just never got around posting them.. :’D

Traveller - Jerry Soundtrack

>> Spotify

Vienna Teng - Harbor

Lana Del Rey - Ride

Kaija Koo - Totuus Viiltää

Of Verona - Raining

Egotrippi - Matkustaja

Vienna Teng - Blue Caravan

Richard James - Aphex Twin - Avril 14th

Kodaline - High Hopes

Kaija Koo - Menneen Talven Lumet

Mumford & Sons - Winter Winds

Lana Del Rey - Born To Die

Dido - This Land Is Mine

Sir Elton John - Your Song

Notes and translations for Finnish songs

Warrior - Ramona soundtrack

>> Download

The Cranberries - No Need to Argue

Madonna - This Used to Be My Playground

Tori Amos - Girl

Nina Simone - Ain’t Got No (I Got Life)

Billie Holiday - Ain’t Nobody’s Business if I Do

Olivia Newton-John - Physical

Natalie Imbruglia - Beauty on the Fire

Ella Fitzgerald - Oh, Lady, Be Good!

Regina Spektor - Hallelujah

Vienna Teng - My Medea

Kimbra - Warrior

Myyt - Oikea

Stella - Piste

Ultra Bra - Sokeana Hetkenä

Remember that the downloadable versions have translations of the Finnish songs! 

Unfortunately only Erli’s characters have Spotify playlists, because Kromi’s characters have such obscure songs on them that they are not on Spotify :’D (Kromi says: Well it’s not like someone else’s version of Hallelujah wouldn’t work, but I specifically wanted every song on Ramona’s soundtrack to be performed by a woman and Regina Spektor’s live-only version of Hallelujah is very much my favorite).